this triggers the cuckold. how long will you suckle at the teats

you think you're trolling right now but i bet secretly in your head you really need this to feel validated and think people are genuinely getting triggered on a shitposting board and that feeling of accomplishment you get from misinterpreting peoples half hearted jokes as being triggered is preventing your suicide for another night

>>5383090

buttbothered much?

>>5383077
Implying i'm not a fat cat.
I'd rather not suffer a life of suckling the teats of a dear leader hoping for a dribble of milk to become available on store shelves.

>>5383095
keg every time i see this reply xDDD

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>5383097

you have been tricked into responding

>>5383099
le doub le

>>5383077
*sigh* where is megumin porn?

>>5383104
The only way could have been tricked into posting is if OP knows that communism is a failed ideology that can never work.

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>>5383097

what if I was your dear leader anon?

>>5383117
Impossible because I don't live in a failed state.

>>5383110

what if OP knew that capitalist autism would prevent capitalists from resisting a chance to white knight capitalism?

>>5383123
so basically you can be a huge gay loser spouting autistic nonsense pretending to be a le super serious communist then when someone says you're a gay loser and communism sucks man ass you say 'huuuuuuuuurrrr i trollleee you i am epiiicccc loooool' wow you seem like a really faggy little pussy

>>5383127
lol your got trolled HARAD dude

>>5383123
It would still mean that OP either isn't a helicopter passenger or that he is a cuck that can't form a coherent argument and admits that he isn't using critical thinking to form his ideologies.

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>>5383127

It's natural to feel anger when you realize you've been played. It might help you in some sense to know that I have a raging erection, and am currently master-bating.

I love teenagers who have never known the internet to be anything but a free debate club using this board to post exactly the same things they would post on they are twitter account to be honest

>>5383123
>>5383127
OP just replied to himself in a weak attempt at using fake news to make me look bad.
My real reply is here >>5383131

>>5383135
i still firmly believe you guys genuinely think receiving a mild insult on the internet makes you a badass provocateur and is the sense of achievement that keeps you from kysing yourself
like the ironic umads are covering up deeply held sincere umads that are your major coping mechanism in life

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>>5383143
lmao desu cucklord smh tbh

>>5383143

You? Me? We are anonymous. We are one. Then again, how could you really tell if I'm OP or not? Quite a puzzle, isn't it~ enjoy your time on 4chan.

>>5383147

it's called funposting you should try it sometime XD

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>>5383149
Perhaps your impaired ability to perceive people as individuals is the reason why you believe in such a flawed ideology as communism.

just here cause my rss feed pinged me
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>>5383154

>implying that was OP
lol how new are you??

>>5383153
i literally am funposting i just have a different workflow to you
tbqh i think it's very unprofessional that you've taken us out of context here
you should have your funposting license revoked

>>5383155
>FUCK SHIT COCK FUCK SHIT COCK FUCK SHIT COCK FUCK SHIT COCK FUCK SHIT COCK FUCK SHIT COCK FUCK SHIT COCK FUCK SHIT COCK FUCK SHIT COCK FUCK SHIT COCK FUCK SHIT COCK FUCK SHIT COCK FUCK SHIT COCK FUCK SHIT COCK FUCK SHIT COCK FUCK SHIT COCK FUCK SHIT COCK FUCK SHIT COCK
dubs confirms

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fat is warm fat is soft fat feels good

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>>5383157
Sorry I was going on the OP is a fag rule while forgetting that it doesn't exclude other fags from posting too.

>>5383159

oh my just look at all the replies I'm getting ; )

isn't this fun!?

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I'm reealy upsot
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>>5383172

thanks for replying

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lets start this party

>>5383176

when the mods take down this thread what's to stop me from starting another? you can't stop me from trolling newfigs with just porn.

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>>5383180
do you have schitzophrenia irl?
what the fuck are you talking about?

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>>5383180
>he thinks he's trolled anyone other than himself.
At least you're having fun there, sport.

>>5383186
Who in g-d's name art thou quoting?

>>5383185

why post porn? could it be you're trying to get my thread removed?

>>5383186
please, explain to me how I've trolled myself?

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>>5383191
nah just enjoying the thread and posting some oc friend nothing malicious

>>5383192

this is not a board for posting porn. Your malicious intent is apparent to me, the rusemaster who sees all. Good try though.

>>5383198
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWqcRoOEHYI

>>5383200

is he ok? It's a shame what humans subject themselves to for perceived social capital.

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>>5383191
It's more fun to keep you in set in your sphere of delusion that to spell it out for you.

>>5383186
see>>5383108

>>5383210

>implying i want to leave my sphere of delusion.

my sphere is a dimly lit basement room covered in used tissues and printouts of 4chan threads. I live for the replies. With each reply you feed me. I become stronger and stronger. You cannot defeat me. Surrender now an accept me as your Dear Leader.

>>5383208
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5lrRzFPq9k

>>5383221

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>>5383220
Why would I want to defeat an entity as pathetic as you? I'm replying to you out of pity right now. Looking down on useless eaters like you keeps my life in perspective and stops me from becoming ungrateful with my life's roaring success.

>>5383077
But communism is the cuckold
You don't own anything
You share with the community
Everyone gets what you get