the doc is in let's hear about you're problems

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>>5375749

I don't produce semen when I cum.

I do however masturbate 4 times a day, is there any correlation between the two?

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>>5375753
Your semen receptors aren't getting enough static energy to produce cum
You should try at least 12 times a day

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>>5375753
you may not be using enough lotion. use more lotion and also stay hydrated with at least 8 to 12 glasses of water per day and let me know how it comes out.

your material is important. if you keep masterbating to hentai or anime you're sperms will eventually dien and you will just shoot air.

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Sometimes when I wake up, I looke down and realize I hafe a benis.

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>>5375760
>>5375760

try some lotion on it. also when you wake up be sure to drink several glass of water and get some sun and then check again in the next morning.

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>>5375749
I had a similar problem to anon but when I tried the lotion I found I had a severe allergic reaction to lotion. My penis is 300% it's original size

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>>5375780
thats is why you should always use 100% hyperallergenic loction.

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>>5375768
that shit made lol

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>>5375768
Oh, uh thanks.

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>>5375784
(Pssst. Hyper means a lot. Did you mean hypoallergenic?)

*sipps water*

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>>5375801
yes you will need to do a lot of the lotion. also good job drinking the water. your on your way to good health.

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>>5375749
meow~

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>>5375818

hi pls do not eat regualr cat food it is bad and will make you sick. eat organic food or just table scrapes.

I can't stop farting.

I take 2 Beano with breakfast and dinner. My farting is not as bad as it was before but it's not going away totally.

I'm thinking of taking Beano with me for lunches too and maybe increasing the dose to 3 tablets at a time.

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>>5375861
Put some lotion on you're food just enough to make it go down easy. try coconut lotion or one that has a flavor you like. when food is not slippery enough it can plug you up inside and make farts. also drink plenty of water.

I drank water. Help

>>5375866
thanks doc!

i used lotion on my upper torso and now i have lung cancer. are these connected? should i sue?

>>5375749
I have swelling on my cock won't go away what do?
Also r you going have touch my balls.

>>5375749
I cant stop denying the holocaust

>>5375749
>>5375902
I masturbate to images of David Irving daily, what do i do?

doctor we need help, my cock is swelling after the waterlube

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>>5375749
I never get dubs, unllike >>5375866

also nice dubs

doctor

we need you

>>5375749
help doc I'm a roricon weeb

How can I recieve temporary treatment?

>>5375749
i have c-ptsd doc

i dont undrrstand my depression doc

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Wake up, WAKE THE UP DOC

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Hi. I have reviewed all of you're cases and the answeer is lotion. apply lotion to all affected areas and get some rest. and stay hydrated.

>>5376309
Give me an order to be derivated, you're not so reliable.

>>5376319
derivated

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>>5375749
dodn't lisen 2 dis man,,,hes's a impmostor, a froeud
i m dhe rele docrot heer

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>>5376309
That it just lotion?
What kind of a fucken doctor are you you suck

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Lotion is very important VIL and used by our armed forces men and women of the armed air foce.

here you can will see a lotion mounted on a fighting tank used by our military doctors.

rele doctr cum halp :(

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me in irl

DOCTOR, AIN'T THERE NOTHIN' I CAN TAKE
I SAY, DOCTOR, TO RELIEVE THIS BELLYACHE?
I SAY, DOCTOR, AIN'T THERE NOTHIN' I CAN TAKE
I SAY, DOCTOR, TO RELIEVE THIS BELLYACHE?

I did a cum but didnt feel blah afterward.

Is this unusual?

ass

>>5376355
>>5375911
checc

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I'm sorry, the Doctor will be out of the office until May 27th.

>>5376359
DON'TFUCKWITHMEINEEDTOSTAYMOIST,DOCTORCOMEBACK

I haev a ich on my dicc n its knida swole n i think its trunin green lol

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>>5375749
I'm homeless. the irc is insulting and plug, well..
if i can't make it in s4s, I'm shot

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I'm sorry, we are now closed. If you have an emergency, please call nine nine one.

IMCALLINGNOTHINGHAPPENS,HELP

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>>5376447
kek, see ya in the graveyard.

You still there, doc? I found out I'm allergic to water. I need help.

does having a healthy diet correlate to getting dubs ??

>>5375759
>masterbating

Im Cumming home, master

>>5376481
you might be avmapire just sayin