>>5366182
pretty spooky fam

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No. No. You wait a FUCKING SECOND. What the fuck did you just call me? WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME? I'll have you know that I'm a yaoi fangirl and PROUD. You don't INSULT me. And by the way, no. No it's not "gay." Do you even KNOW where that came from? Japan. "GAY" CAME FROM JAPAN. THE PROPER TERM FOR "GAY" IS YAOI. Just because I'm eleveln doesn't mean that I can't be a perv. I'm mature. I write yaoi fanfiction and deviantART. I read yaoi every day. Yaoi is my life. I couldn't live without yaoi. I would die without it. I know everything about yaoi sex. I'M NOT STUPID. I read my first doujinshi when I was ten. I'm NOT like other kids, SO STOP SAYING THAT I AM. I'm sick of it. I'm so fucking sick of all of it. I'll have you know that I knew what a penis does when I was NINE FUCKING YEARS OLD. NINE. I WAS FUCKING NINE. I BET THAT YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHAT A PENIS WAS WHEN YOU WERE NINE. I type with proper grammar, and you don't. You aren't better than me. You don't even use the right word for yaoi. It's not gay. Do your research. Bu the way, gay porn is disgusting. It's nothing like yaoi and it's unrealistic, and gross. The ukes are usually not even shorter than the seme. It's disgusting. Fuck all of you. I'm eleven and I'm not "stupid" because I actually know about he oriin of yaoi and you don't Fuck you. Fuck off.

>>5366188
nice dubs
>>5366190
what are you going on about?

wish i was the one on the left

>>5366195
thanks.

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>>5366200
damn, dubs again

>>5366197
Same outfit too?
Need to know for sauce.

>>5366203
You can stop milking it now, the joke's stale

>>5366499
Nice dubs, but you're not me and rude

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>>5366488

Dubs. Also yes.

Actually, it's even worse than that.

I have had an intense and overwhelming completely irrational desire to be a cute neko boy with trap potential, for the past several days. Sometimes I wish i was biologically male, but with a vagina. It feels so fucked up. I don't know what's wrong with me. I know it's not possible with current modern science, but i'm obsessed.

>>5366499
rood impostor, nice dubs
>>5366488
nice dubs to you as well

>>5366524
Embrace your vagina. Many would die to have it.

>>5366544

no like ... i don't have one. i'm a gay guy. i basically wish i was androgynous but with a vagina. I want to look cute and sleep with a guy who looks like Sauske

>>5366544

the double numbers

>>5366546
keep us updated

>>5366546
I have been one with the dubs today.

I apologize for the misunderstanding. Now I understand.

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>>5366549

on my dysphoria? It's simple. Fucked up, but simple. I want to look like Link from Breath of the Wild, but with cat ears instead of hylian ears, and a tail, i want to have aa vagina, and I want to have a boyfriend who looks like pic related. I also want to live on a beach.

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>>5366563

I want to have a relationship like pic related. me on the left.

But the thing is I also don't want to be embarassed and ashamed. I don't want to suffer anymore by having unrealistic desires. I don't know what my life is.

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>>5366571
Every character in that show was bursting with sexual energy. They are all so aesthetically pleasing.

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>>5366571
Transgirlfag here

I relate to you so much, I'm a sub and just want to be in a relationship with a cute/hot dude and for him to adore me, but it's all just fantasy and it'll be years before I can transition. I've had that kind of relationship online before but I want it irl and the chances of that is so slim.

life sucks

>>5366563
>>5366571
>>5366572
>>5366610
these are great impressions of crazy people :))

>>5366182
sigh
tell me again why we haven't killed all the weebs & womemes yet?

>>5366616
i dont know

>>5366612

i'm not crazy. i'm a genetic failure ... from the darwinian perspective. but then, in this hellish world where endlessly reproducing brings more consciousness and therefore more suffering individuals into the world, you have to wonder what's really good

>>5366631
What are you, a post-Nietzschean nihilist?

>>5366638

i don't know what i am. mostly

i know i'm a boy, i like cute guys, i like identifying as a male, i want to have a vagina but i'm disgusted by genital mutilation, and i'm prone to being very tired and depressed

>>5366649
Dont worry laddeh pol promised me mr pence wood get rid of all generic failures like yourself

>>5366658
Fuck off AntiFa.

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>>5366658
topkek what a zinger. 10/10 poste

>>5366658

I have unironically considered the electroshock therapy he endorsed. It's apparently completely painless and effective at turning gay people straight.

but i don't know if people need my genes tbh, so i'm not sure if it would be right

>>5366696 prefers ranch over blue cheese.

>>5366781
hahaha what a freak!

>>5366732
>>>/pol/

>>5366732
Are you... an idiot?

>>5366793

no they are rude. they would not accept me

>>5366804
I agree

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>>5366804
I know I am but am I

>>5366804

>science is idiotic

I'm gay, i'm living a hellish dysphoric existence, might as well try whatever to get out of it :P