>colbert walks on stage >one of the hamplanets in his audience

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>colbert walks on stage
>one of the hamplanets in his audience lets loose a ferocious amount of flatulence that causes the seats in the vicinity to rumble and emit a noise similar to a stampede of elephants
>colbert takes a moment to process what had just happened before regaining his train of thought
>So uh... You guys aren't going to believe this one.
>the audience members lean in to ensure they do not miss a single word
>Apparently...
>colbert paces towards the camera with both hands concealed in his pockets
>Apparently I've been turned into a meme.
>faint discussion can be heard in the audience before the group begins giggling in unison
>Yes, that's right, a meme. On the dark armpit of the internet, 4chan.
>the audience collectively boos and yells obscenities loud enough for the studio microphones to pick up every word, the booing continues for several minutes until it devolves into ape-like shrieking as they begin to slam their arms against their seats and jump up and down
>the large audience members begin dismantling the seats and constructing huts with them
>they journey into the audience to gather food and mates, killing the lesser men and carrying the women to their huts
>before long, tribes have been formed and a new generation of audience members has been born
>in time, the tribes become villages and eventually nations
>the audience nations have formed their own languages based on parental knowledge of colbert, they speak to each other in varying angry twists of "DONALD TRUMP"; the more complex the variation, the more complex the word
>colbert stands motionless as he watches the nations evolve
>after hundreds of wars, the audience members achieve technology advanced enough to ascend them to another dimension
>they join together and chant "BLONNALL AAXLUMMMFFFF" as they are whisked away to another plane of existence
>colbert smirks and looks into the camera
>Well, I guess that about sums it up!