this is me and my gf. You mad straightbois? Lesbians are stealing

why does the girl on the left look so uncomfortable

kys

ummm you know this is a lesbian board right? Most posters here are bi or lesbian girls. Try /pol/ or /r9k/ if you're fishing for mad straight bois

>>5360298
I know this board has the highest female population of any other board, which is why it's beneficial to post here, because there are probably a lot of girls here who are still "straight" or questioning

No I'm laying with my bf still kinda crusty lewd
Next time make WEBM and you'll be choking on that good dick one day

Um more like you fags have to turn gay coz no guys want you because it's more better to just sit and shitpost all day

Botch you aren't even thicc probably

>>5360156
But those are guys (male)

>>5360298
umm u know you are still an outcast right?most posters here are normal (straight) and are sick of all the LGBT garbage. Try /lgbt/ if you're fishing for other gay people.

>>5360422
every dubs deserves a check

Penis users, how does it feel to know there's an entire group of individuals who are better with orgasms than you are? Meet dildo users. They are better than you.

They understand hard cock better. They understand the basic principles of stimulation better. They know how induce orgasm better than you. They understand the pros and cons of dating real people (including STDs and expensive dinners) because with dildos you get to choose the shape/size. They can probably have multiple orgasms, too, since learning self-stimulation vastly improves productivity (and this really pisses penis owners off, since fucking was one thing you always wanted to do but could never really find any practical projects to work towards). Oh, and they probably know real penises better than you, too, since most advanced dildo users these days are ex-penis users who bought dildos years ago when they were less "user friendly."

At this point, a confident individual would admit to himself that he/she has a lot to learn about dildos and orgasms in general, but since you lack the self-esteem to do that you run back to penises, fake your orgasms and keep repeating to yourself "at least I can fuck a human. At least I can fuck a human." You're also probably very pleased about being able to face syncing with your horribly restrictive partner... because penises have somehow managed to convince you that being jizzed in is the most important thing to consider.

At this point you probably rationalize "well the only thing I know is penises, so I must be a penis expert!" as if knowing only one thing makes you an automatic expert, or that using dildos forces you to forget how to use penises entirely.

i dont understand lebsians, hwich 1 has the dicc??

>>5361121
whoa dis guy has brain provblem

>>5361123
they just scissor

>>5360387
really? names?

>>5361121
lol what was the original of this paste

wheres the beef? the dicc, lo penis? no peanut no honey baby