I took my girl for horse riding lessons for a birthday surprise last year.
When we were there she kept stroking the horses and whispering in their ears.
At one point, one of the horses dicks flopped out and she was mesmerised.
I thought it was just curiousity, and laughed, she just kept staring.
I went to the toilet, and when I came back she had her hand on it, jacking it slowly.
Her other hand was in her pants, making small movements.
After that she'd visit the stables once a week, then three times a week and then she found a part time job there.
We broke up, she said it was because she was so busy working at the stables, but I knew I couldn't compete with horse dick.
She's pregnant now, I saw on her facebook.
She even posted the ultrasound the vet took, it's two beautiful little centaurs.
>>5340969
Glorious exposition comrade!
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You'll never understand, Wayne. You and me, we're not even the same species. I used to be you, then I evolved. From where you're standing, you're a man. From where I'm standing, you're an ape. You're not even an ape.
>>5340969
lewd digits
meat is murder
>>5340977
glorious dubs comrade!
oats oats oatsoats oats oats OATS oats oats!
>>5341104
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eat shit faggot sperg
>>5341169
im sorry did i make u mad?
>>5341182
no i wanted an excuse to bump my thread faggot o look this captcha was made about u ; autistic children live here sign LOL
>>5341194
you seem upset
some oats should fix that :^) have some
>>5341199
>>5341199
shit dubs
>>5341250
cry more :^)
ill be in the field eatin my oats
>>5341257
eat my asshole you freak