I'm leaving for 7chan's /fail/ to escape from the /jp/

>>5337799
You want to know who's going to 7chan? There's four of them. Their names are: John Elway, John Elway, John Elway and, last but not least, John Elway.

When the Four Elways converge and form like Voltron, they become the Denver Broncos. it is at this point that none of you puny faggots are safe. John Elway forms the Head of the Denver Broncos, and John Elway is the strong, muscular chest. John Elway and John Elway make up the arms, arms like tree trunks I tell you, and John Elway and John Elway are the legs, twelve stories tall if they were a foot. Last but not least is John Elway, and he is the mightiest of all: The giant cock of the Denver Broncos is he, and he stretches five miles around the entirety of the equator and back again like five or six times, give or take a few hundred thousand feet.

All the ponies knew that one day The Denver Broncos would come to liberate them. For years they had labored in bondage under the torment of the Oakland Raiders. For years they suffered the indignity of not being football. But then one day all that changed, when John Elway and the rest of the Denver Broncos, John Elway, John Elway, John Elway, John Elway, John Elway, John Elway, John Elway, John Elway, John Elway, and John Elway, came to Ponyville and became the Denver Broncos. Then, there was football.

Football, now and forever.

t. John Elway.

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>>5337805
fuck you

>>5337813
wow ure super rude I wanted to join u but I really dont want to now

>>5337799
there is no war, just some kids spamming ponies for some reason.
nice trip dubs tho

>>5337799
Nice dubs, nice deceiving method there, I see it, ur telling them ur going there, but ur actually going elsewhere and 7chan gets le epic trolled good plan tbh epic pepic, but in actuality ur anticipating they're anticipating this so ur gonna go to instead stay here lol gud plan master trole
lul calme down, let's resolve this over some tea

Your fortune: Godly Luck

i also feel so subverted... sad

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>>5337799
"What war, /jp/ and frogs has always been apart of [s4s]"

t.unbiased [s4s] anon

>>5337834
wowe OP is EPIC ruser ! ! !

>>5337813
join our tea party bby, I'm sure we'll figure this out, what seems to be le problem :^)

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>5337844
nice dubs dum frog poster

>>5337799
nice dubs dum anime poster


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