>Ak! >I did mysewf a, uh... >uhh.... >duhhhhhh...

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>>5327811
oh no you don't, you keep that lady away from me

>>5327811
hot

>>5327811
>>5327821
10/10

>>5327811
who are you quoting?

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A proper lady shows restraint.

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Sushi posting should be BANNED

>>5327977
but she's the best witch. nice dubs btw

>>5327849
slut

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>>5327977
>77
>dubs

>>5327811

who are you quoting?

Anonymous is unknown dub getter.

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>>5327811
>you will never have a retarded sucy sex doll in your lifetime
FUCKING END ME
WHY FUCKING LIVE ANYMORE
IT'S 4 AM HERE AND I STARTED SHITPOSTING BECAUSE I COULDN'T GET BACK TO SLEEP
I WAS HOPING FOR AT LEAST A COUPLE MORE HOURS OF SLEEP BUT NOW I CAN'T STOP FANTASIZING ABOUT THIS
I WANT TO DIE

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>>5328239

You're chilling with lobotomized Sucy, enjoying a nice meal of mushroom mush, when Sucy slaps the spoon out of your hand. She grabs for your bowl like an animal, baring her teeth and screeching.

>Sooz HUNGRY!
>Sooz wan! SOOZ WAN!
>Gib
>SoOZ
>NOW!

Roll initiative, Anon. Combat has begun

>>5328251
Well I should have known better than to eat mushrooms around her. What if I offer to spoonfeed her?

Am I autistic?

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>>5328256

>NO!
>Sooz hungwy! Sooz WAN!
>Gib back! GIB SHROOMIES BACK!

Perhaps an intact Sucy would have tried to poison you, or smother you while you sleep, but retard Sucy has no such patience. She tackles you, knocking you to the ground as you desperately try to calm her with you offer of spoonfeeding. The bowl of mushroom mush goes flying, splattering everywhere. Feverishly she runs her hands over her face, slurping up the gray-purple mush coating her fingers.

She turns away from you to crawl about the floor, snuffling like a pig as she devours piles of mushroom goop. Her feasting is a symphony of snarls and wet smacks.

You've taken 2 damage. Sucy appears to be distracted. What do

>>5328251
eat THIS mushroom *unzips penis*

>>5328280
Forcefully inject her with a small dose of morphine in hopes of calming her down.

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>>5328281
>>5328288

You consider pulling out your trusty penis, but your hand fumbles and you retrieve your everyday-carry syringe full of morphine instead. Sucy, coated with filth, is oblivious to your approach. She gnaws on a mushroom-splattered shoe while you line up your shot.

>Owwwwiiiiiiesss!!
>Why huwt Sooooozz....

She thrashes wildly, but her lamentations quickly taper off, her eyes going half-lidded as the morphine takes effect.

>Eheh.. hee hee....
>Sooz... feew niiiice.... hehehe...

Slumped against the wall, she stares at some distant point beyond you, her sharp teeth glistening.

>Soooooz..... hungwyy......

She begins giggling and humming to herself quietly. A long string of purple drool spills from the corner of her mouth and drips down toward the floor.

You've sustained 2 damage from the encounter. By all appearances, the threat seems to be neutralized - for now.

>>5328310
I undress her and bathe her.
But I get naked too.

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>>5328329

Fanciful images of nude bathing dance in your mind like gay little fairies, when suddenly your thoughts are interrupted by a loud pounding at your door.

>Hey! Is everything okay in there? I though I heard screaming!!

Akko is checking up on you.

>>5328343
Fuckfuckfuck
Hide the heroin... I mean morphine needle.
Tuck sucy into bed.
Act natural.

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>>5328343

You act natural, stuttering out something autistic in response while you desperately try to resolve the situation.

>W-What? Anon? I didn't catch that!

You slip the needle into the shoe Sucy had been chewing on and chuck it under the bed. To your horror, when you turn back toward Sucy herself, you discover that she's no longer where you left her. Indeed, a trail of mushroom drool and the sound of clinking glasses leads your gaze to the open door of her laboratory. You can hear her giggling and talking to herself.

>Duhhh....
>Sooz make....
>umm....
>hehe....hehehehe.......
>Sooz make foooodie dwink....
>Eheh... ehehehhheee....

Akko is struggling to open the door, finding that you've locked it. She calls out to you again:

>Anon!! Let me in!

>>5328370
Clearly I am no match for her tard strength. Akko needs to be let in so I can get some help restraining her.

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>>5328376

Recognizing your limitations, you wisely decide to lean on your dear pal Akko.

>Anon!! Why did you lock the door?! It's not safe!

A gasp of terror escapes her when she glances past you toward Sucy's lab. Without another word she grasps her wand and dashes toward the open door.

When you follow after her, you discover that the chamber beyond is filled with foul purple smoke, so thick that you can barely see Akko in front of you.

From somewhere unseen ahead, Sucy speaks. Her voice sounds strange, as if she's speaking with an echo.

>berraaaaapppp.....
>hehe... hahhaha AHAHA!!!

As the smoke clears, a hideous sight awaits you. Akko's eyes bulge, as do yours when the vision of Sucy's potion-induced form is revealed.

Standing now like a gigantic gelatinous hydra, the many retarded heads of Sucy blink back at you, lobotomized pupils wandering as drool dribbles from her many mouths.

>DDDDUUUuuuhh......

Half her faces light up when she finally notices you and Akko. Her teeth chomp together with utter joy.

>Ak! Ak! Best fwend!
>Ak!
>Ak, pway wif me? Pway!
>Pway!

Cries of "Pway" resound through the chamber as Sucy lumbers forward. Akko screams and tries to run, but is immediately grabbed by one of Sucy's heads, long neck serving as a kind of tentacle. Akko's wand clatters to the ground. She kicks her legs wildly as Sucy lifts her off the ground.

>Anon, help!!!

Sucy hoots and cheers, stomping her feet.

>Weeeee!
>Anonn, pway wif me! Pway wif Ak!

Oh dear! What will you do!

>>5328398
It's time.
*unzips dick*
Hopefully I can distract Sucy.

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>>5328400

Unfortunately for Akko, a lobotomized Sucy's idea of "play" involves spinning her friends around at high speeds in midair.

>Anon!!! What are you doing! HELLPPPpp -

You block out the noise. You've been preparing your whole life for this moment - there can be no distractions. With the smooth grace of a bushido master, you unsheathe your fully erect penis and stride toward Sucy's monstrous form. Her many heads cluster around you as you approach, twisting like snakes, leering down at you with her red-glowing eyes. Spots of drool rain down on your skin. Whispers and giggles sound all around you.

>Anooon... hehehe....
>Anon pway! Weeeee!
>PWay wif Soooooz!
>Do the... uh.... uhhhhh....
>Hee... hehehehe....

You stand before the massive trunk of Sucy's blobby body. Finding no apparent entryway, you make do - stepping forward until your front is mated with her slimy, heaving side.

Sucy is quite warm as she envelops you. For a moment, you think to yourself that this isn't such a terrible way to finally lose your virginity. That is, until you realize that the slime covering Sucy's body is stickier than glue, and is coating more and more of you by the second! You try to yank yourself free, but your penis is firmly embroiled in Sucy's middle east! If you don't do something fast, you might not be making it out of here alive! What will you do!!

Call for Diana to save >>5328400

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>5328411
Well I wasn't planning on getting vore'd.
Luckily, I have experience
There's only one way to fight slimes.
Flail wildly.

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>>5328415

There is a time for heroism and sacrifice, for bravery and valor. Now is not that time. You cry out helplessly for Diana to save you, before shortly you are silenced by Sucy's goop flooding into your mouth. She draws you into her warm, blubbery, mushroom-smelling interior. Inexplicably, Sucy's voice fills your ears in what is an oddly comforting serenade:

>Sooz hungwyyy!
>Hungwy hungwy Sooooz!
>Yummy yumm...

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

YOU HAVE DIED

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *


Epilogue:
Sucy falls into a satisfied torpor after consuming you, allowing Akko to escape. The Academy's teacher's confine Sucy until such time as they can reverse her transformation and retardation. Sucy creates a gravestone-shaped amulet in your honor, wearing it around her neck: Here Lies Anon, the Tastiest Autist.

You sustained 2 damage.
You were killed by digestion.
Akko survived.
Sucy survived.
You had sex(?)
You were not overencumbered.

Your score: 5/10
Thanks for playing!

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>>5328436
Eh, at least I got laid.
I thought for sure I was gonna die a virgin.

>>5327811
ayy

I feel sick

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what's she listening to?

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>yfw this is the current state of s4s

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>>5327811
Do you watch Richard Castle TV show?

>>5327811
Listen, pal. You have been fucking reported. You're NOT coming out of this thread's creation unscathed.

>>5328549
swaglord is seriously a qt

>>5328744
he looks like a less gay version of toby driver

nobody gets it, but I do. and I laughed

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>>5328549
feels pretty good

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>>5327811
>>5328759
>>5328830
turn to the right!

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>>5327977
>77
Holy shit, anon ¡Nice Dubs!

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>>5328546
She is listening the call of Red Pill

>>5328759
There is nothing gay about this. It's a percectly normal fetish.

>>5328546
kinoko teikoku

>>5328733
unchecked dubs s4s is dead all is lost

>>5329498
I want the kinoko in my bum

Hey, it's the autistic person from 4 am. I just want to let whoever reads this know I'm still incredibly sad that I'll never have a pet Sucy. Please kill me.
That is all.

>>5330204
Dod you manage to get some sleep?

>>5330216
Not until 5 pm today, and it was for less than an hour. I didn't really need to sleep because I drank a shit ton of caffeine and alcohol. Now I'm sober and the suffering continues. When will anime be real?

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Nice dubs though

>>5330248
Madoka is an anime schoolgirl/magical girl. This image could not make any less sense.

>>5330252
I know you dumb anime posters wan't to turn everything into an anime but just stop

>>5330264
rude

>>5330264
You posted cropped futa porn of an anime in middle school.

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>>5330281
disgusting

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>>5330821
her face when she gets the big kinoko between her legs

redpill me on witches

>>5331666
forced memeshit by mentally ill irc fags

hide and move along :D also shit trips. bumping shit threads off back page ur shit kid :D

>>5331669
wow that's not redpilled that's rudepilled

>>5331669
>irc fags
Maybe I just like witches...