Here is your meal sir, enjoy. Is there anything else I

a plane ticket because I'm outta this place, fug you china, I know it's you, always roasting small animals

>>5327730
Typically I would complain about this meal not being vegetarian, which I specifically asked for, but being that it's already cooked and I don't plan to go on a whole tantrum asking for a refund the damage is done and I will now eat.
Also, may I please have some water, you didn't bring any out at the start.

>>5327737
yes

>>5327743
no

enjoy

>>5327746
Excuse me, but I am going to need some sort of liquid.

>>5327752
Sir, there is some melted butter in the butter balls that are located on the right side of your main course.

>>5327754
That's all well and good, but I require liquid of a thirst-quenching variety, and I would hardly place melted butter in that set.

>>5327752
*pees in your mouth*

>>5327764
finally, sustenance...

>>5327764
>>5327766
You have to pay for that. We have a strict no outside drinks policy.

>>5327769
Curses.
How much per gallon is urine, exactly?

>>5327785
15 copecks

>>5327766

these dubs have been unchecked for a few minutes

>>5327794
I'll give you 4 gold bullions instead.
And that is my FINAL offer.