Mewtwo: "Mew, I am obviously bigger and stronger than you, in the anime, the pokemon movies and the games too. You're too small and weak, HaHaHaHaHa"1/3
Mew: "Oh yeah? But I got the bigger dick, now STFU and suck my schlong you lil bitch"
Mewtwo: *slurp* *slurp* *choke* *slurp* *mouth full of cum*
2/3
Mew: "You think I was over? Nah, I'm just getting started you slut. Now transform into your mega Y form cause you look girlier in it, bend over against the wall and stick out that fat manwhore butt. NOWW!!"
Mewtwo: "o-o-okay" *does all those things*
Mew: *Starts nailing that excuse of a man into submission* "Now say who's your daddy?"
Mewtwo: "ahn aaah. I-I apologize for mocking you earlier. I-I won't do it again I-I swear"
Mew: "I SAID.. WHO'S YOUR FUCKING DADDY YOU WORTHLESS COCKSLEEVE??"
Mewtwo: "HNNNH AAAAAHHH. YOU. YOU'RE MY DADDY. I AM YOUR FUCK PROPERTY. NOW PLEASE BREED ME HARDER, MASTER!!"
Mew: "That's my little good girl. I own your ass and you. ooh, OOH I'm gonna cum. I'm gonna shoot my load, Mewtwo! Deep inside your phat slutty man buns!! GET READY!!!" *FILLS HIS ANAL WALLS WITH HIS MANJUICE*
Mewtwo: *pants* *pants* *while laying flat on his stomach on the floor all exausted like a used up sexdoll*
Mew: That was good, you fat-assed male cumdump. We're gonna keep doing this once a day everyday so you'll better get used to this giant throbbing REAL cock! And next time I'll buy you some make-up and girly outfits and lingerie. Now go take a shower and wash that fuckboi cavity from all my man sperm planted in the insides of it. As for me, I'm gonna go take care of some REAL men business"
Mewtwo: :O ;_; okay pappy :* :* :*
three/3
>>5323533
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
what did he mean by this
>>5323574
I guess it's a power juxtaposition because mew is smaller and weaker but he had a bigger sword so he slayed mewtwo regardless.
Quality thread. Newfigs take notes.
god this fucking thread
>>5323536
>>5323533
>>5323531
hmmmmmmmm
>>5323533
excellent doubles you have there frenlel
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