This girl asks if she can fart near you Do you say yes to her

p-pls do

>>5322779
FUCKING YUM

only if she let me lick her belly

uh hell yuh

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Oh no! This woman decided she wants to sit about 3 feet away from you and fart. She sits down and looks up with a raised eyebrow, as if casually seeking permission. Do you let her?

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See her on the right? She needs to fart, and like NOW. She is eyeing you up, thinking you would make a good partner for this. Do you take her up on the offer? She wants to fart near you

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>>5322779
>>5322887
>>5323029
What the h*ck

>>5322779
>>5322887
>>5323029
what to heck

>>5323042
it's easy to imagine that people that have weird fetishes, such as farting, are mostly pretty repressed people in their daily lives and long for some way to express this strange desire that they can't normally talk about, so when they encounter an environment like 4chan where they can post anonymously they kind of can't control themselves from posting about their sexual fetish constantly

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>>5323047
This woman approaches you and asks if she can release a little tommy squeaker about 4 feet away from you. Is it ok or not?

>>5323056
It's fine if someone has to fart I would recommend they do it as soon as possible simply for health reasons

>>5323060
Even if you were eating a nice meal with your girlfriend and planned to propose?

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Bbbrraaannkkt! That's the sound this lady's asshole made, when she farted near a willing participant. Will it be YOU next time?

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'BBOoooPOOOooOOOoonk! Poo-poo!' Her anus sputtered as she reclined after a long day at work holding all her farts in. She knew she was near someone in the next room. Will it be you next time?

u shuolldn't try to hold farts in

at the same time don't far tnear me:

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>tfw no belly gf

>came to this thread to laugh
>i have a boner because of sweet fatties farting on my face

fuck this board

Only if she does it on my face