I'll be honest, I really really REALLY want to fuck Megumin.

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>>5313144
>145cm
>roughly 40kg
Imagine how fun it would be to manhandle her tiny body. I'd just walk around the house looking for things to bend her over and fuck her on.

There are very few things that you can get arrested for typing. Not too long ago I typed some loli guro stories in the first person and never got arrested for them.

Go ahead, give it a shot. I wanna hear some of this filth.

What would your father say if he knew his only son spent his time coveting a teenage girl who doesn't exist? That instead of actually pass his genes on, he jerks his little winky to pictures of drawings and creates complex escapist fantasies involving her?

>>5313144
>not letting her feet touch the ground. I
U probably can't even lift 30 lbs, dubs.

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>>5313147
Old enough.
145cm
>roughly 40kg

Imagine how fun it would be to manhandle her tiny body. I'd just walk around the house looking for things to bend her over and fuck her on.

>>5313157
>pictures of drawings

god I'm as stupid as they come

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>>5313152
I'm actually responsible for this meme. In the original thread, the post only got a single reply. However, it was screencapped 2 threads later, with the post saying "reminder."

I'm also indirectly responsible for the drawanon images of Yunyun miscarrying, and directly responsible for the drawanon images of Megumin having her stuff thrown in a tree as well as her getting NTR'd by Yunyun.

>>5313157
He's proud enough of me joining the military, and has never brought up my >nogf situation. Maybe he thinks I lost my virginity to a girl in highschool that I brought home once.

>>5313158
I can do 40 push-ups while weighing 200 lbs, lifting Megumin shouldn't be that hard when I'm full of sex adrenaline.

>>5313177
I translated the Megumin doujin by Soba and used your copypasta as the uploader comment. Thanks for creating this masterpiece.

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Has Megumeme started the civil war?

Is this the beginning of a new crusade against the trannies and ironical gay shitters?

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>>5313147
She is 13, 14, or 15 depending on which part of the story you're reading.

I like to think of her as 13, since 13 year olds are underage in every single developed country worldwide. The "wrongness" of fucking a 13 year old girl makes the act of having your way with her even hotter.

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>>5313198
A hebe revolution has been in the works since March, and Megumin is the instigator.

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>>5313200
Hebe dubs

>>5313144
megumin makes me feel weird down there
>>5313209
nadeko makes me feel weird down there

Whoops! Seems like you forgot she doesn't exist!

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>>5313214
I want Nadeko to give me a snakejob

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>>5313209
>>5313208
Hebes are truly magical. It's the perfect mix of youthful innocence and physical growth. The benefits of both teens and lolis with none of the drawbacks. Delicious thighs, cute budding breasts, a slender fun-sized body. Megumin takes an already perfect formula, and amplifies it with an erotic outfit that combines several patrician fetishes into one.

>>5313200
actually 12 is legal in mexico

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Let's take turns raping Megumin.

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>>5313253
rape is not okay

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Would you?

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>>5313263
I wouldn't hesitate for a second.

why does age of consent keep creeping up higher and higher anyway? soon you won't be able to fuck a girl until she's a dried up old hag oh wait that already happened

brb someones banging really hard on my door

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>>5313280
MAGNETS.

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I like drarkness.

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>>5313314
I don't mind big tits, but those cow udders are just gross

I'd rather play with Megumin's perky little mounds

>>5313316
the nipple that saved [s4s]

>>5313316
I. Don't care about looks or weird fantasied , im just saying I lekik darknwsz.

>>5313314
darkness is for beating, megumin is for fugging.
aqua is for selling as a prostitute then throwing in the trash once her pussy is ruined

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>>5313156
I want to press tiny little Megumin against a wall. I want to pin her wrists above her head with one hand and wrap the other around her slender neck, lifting her a whole foot off the ground. I want to rail her with a huge cock she can barely fit, while asphyxiating her by gripping her throat, making her desperately gasp for air in between screams. I want to continuously cast Create Semen on my testicles so I can keep on plowing her without stopping, in a constant state of orgasm and euphoria. She struggles to stay concious as my semen flows down her slender legs which twitch and spasm with every thrust, soaking her bandages. As I get rougher, she loses control of her bladder, and she begins squirting like a geyser. A puddle of our combined semen, pussy juice, and piss accumulates on the floor. About to run out of mana from creating too much semen, I let her drop to the floor, splashing down in the puddle. Looking broken, humiliated, and exhausted, I don't let her rest as a transition into a mating press that envelops her entire body. Her dainty legs flop around as I press myself into her with crushing force, bringing myself to one last finish. Before I cum, I grab her by the tails of her hair, and make her deepthroat me all the way down to her choker. I cast Create Semen one last time as I blow an enormous load into her mouth, and pass out from exhaustion and pleasure, collapsing on top her. Covered from head to toe in semen, leaking profusely from every hole, and unable to move due to the weight on top of her, poor little Megumin can only cry at her own humiliation and wait to be discovered in this sad state.

Megumin, an onahole for adventurers.

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>>5313446

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>>5313177

>3 hours
>unchecked dubs

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>>5313446

>>5313446
I think this is going overboard. Manhandling her body is fun, but this right here is outright abuse. You have lost my support.
It is time for me to return to the shadows...

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>>5313530
See you on the IRC

>>5313157
Oh come on everyone is an escapist, some just have more boring fantasies than others.

I think we all feel that way...

>>5313545
We have an irc?

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>>5313177
>However, it was screencapped
I'm the anon who originally screencapped it.
Thought it was hot as fuck.

>>5313239
He said developed country.

im desperate to be engorged by megamins pulsating anus

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I want to fug Saya, I love every bit of her.

>>5313978
It's 13 over here where I live

>>5313144
Kys

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>>5314155 I saved your doubles from page 10

>>5314011
thats not a nice thing to say but nice dubbs

>>5313144
pls delete this megumin is not for sexual purposes