I'm kinda pretty, and pretty damn smart. I like romantic

>>5304460
It's cause you don't have a dick. Duh.

>>5304460
r u gril or boy?

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When I was little
I thought I would be
A big comedian
on late night TV
But now I'm thirty-two
And as you can see
I'm not
Oh Well,

It sucks to be me.

>>5304519
i bet he sucks dick for a lving now lolhah

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tfw you no longer subject yourself to the kike media mind control programme

>>5304460
>>5304519
Avenue Q

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>5304565
On Avenue Q

>>5304460
A lot of people be saying they're pretty but they're really not.

>>5304519
>What do you Do with a B.A. in English
teache

>>5304460
this is sexist why does all the woman want is boyfriend

but the man want successful career
>>5304519

>>5304460
this is sexist why does all the woman want is boyfriend

but the man want successful career
>>5304519

if the man gets the career then he gets woman as add on bonus

>>5304494
No,it is because he still has a dick,ladyboys have it hard nowdays.

>>5304460
probably because your so winy

>>5306441
-cryen emna in beanie pincter-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPOyub4t2YY

>>5304460
Tits or gtfo

godby emley