Let's have a funventure thread. Your name is ERIC, you are

*around you

sage because my name is literally eric and i dont own any gnomes or tables

Kick the dragon dildo

>>5304224
Spit hot fiyah

Picks up gnome and throws it across the room

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You kick the dragon dildo, no fantasy pleasure in this house!
It barely moves because it's so big.

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>>5304283
Your foot hurts now, and the GAY GARDEN GNOME got an erection from it.

>>5304300
Kys and ascend to the next life as your story gets unnecessaryly complicated

>>5304358
The /s4s/ funventure will never end.
Until the thread dies.
Then I'll start a new one.

>>5304300
Stick dragon dildo in butt

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You have returned to your previous state, and have since grown an arm!
Your DEXTERITY increases by a large amount (equal to five.)

Use the newly acquired arm to fap while thinking about your waifu.

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>>5304385
This is a funventure, not a fapventure!

>>5304224
use the dragon as a blunt weapon

>>5304391
But what else are you gonna do with your new arm?!?!?!

Remove the dragon dildo from the room

>>5304392
Looks like a strength weapon to me, and we've only increased dexterity so far. Probably takes a lot to weild with 2 hands let alone one. Regardless, I urge him to try in case I get dubs.

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>>5304394
Punch children!

>>5304403
But there are no children(sadly)

>>5304407
Go outside and find a woman to kidnap and rape, then hold her in your dungeon and force her to give birth to the first child.

>>5304374
ask the gnome what its name is.

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>>5304407
Well, now there's one!

bunp

>>5304429
kick him

>>5304429
Stick dragon dildo in butte

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>>5304450
Are you gonna make him fuck the dragon dildo next?
That's just mean.

>>5304429
Murder it

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>>5304466
I am sorry, my son.
Now you have a DEAD CHILD on your floor.

>>5304473
Ask the gnome if hes hungry

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>>5304473
Meanie.

Teleport instantly to Jupiter

>>5304477
oh boy
maybe feeding him the child will cause him to grow more powerful

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>>5304477
You ask the gnome if he's hungry.
He says no.

>>5304486
Stick dildo in butte

bunmp

>>5304493
Only one of two things can happen when he does this

>>5304493
Reroling

>>5304499
IT'S TIEM

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>>5304499
You shove the dildo in your chocolate starfish, and it actually makes you bleed.
It COMES OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH.

>>5304515
Due to sheer force, some dildo flies off.
Boooosh!

>>5304515
Please tell me it was enchanted with meme magic or something
You must gain its power

>>5304515
Now stick gnome up the butte too

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>>5304523
Suddenly, the dildo grows far beyond it's original length and bursts through your intestines and through your mouth even further!
This magic was casted by LONGJAW PEPE, the meme master!

Shit, remove the dildo and take your first step outside.
This adventure has only just begun.

bubububmp

>>5304555
Well, now you're in charge of that!
Good job, Anon, you are now THE NARRATIVE!
You do everything from here on out, have fun!
You wanna let the thread die? Sure! That's a dick move, though.

You have been visited by THE PELICAN! Post this in 3 more threads or you will be fucking killed!

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>>5304560
fuck, I didn't know that's what that meant
I'll get right on it

>>5304579
May Longjaw be with you!

bumnpp

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YOU TAKE YOUR FIRST STEP OUTSIDE AND YOU ARE IN A FUCKING FOREST. YOU HEARD RUMORS THAT THIS IS A FORBIDDEN FUCKING MAGICAL FOREST, AND YOU ARE INSTANTLY CONCERNED ABOUT BEING UNARMED. IT WILL BE VERY HARD TO MAKE IT ALL THE WAY TO CIVILIZATION WITHOUT ANY WEAPONS. YOU ALSO GREW HAIR AND A BENIS. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU DO?

>>5304588
** YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY LE PELICAN! ** post this in 3 threads or you will be fucking killed..

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>>5304588
Fuck a tree

>>5304588
go into MEHRIO PARK

nununununmp

>>5304588
put some fucking clothes on you dirty pedo

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>>5304594
YOU GET SICK OF WAITING FOR DUBS SO YOU DECIDE TO FUG A TREE.
A monster inside of it bites it off. This causes you to lose your benin. You would normally be sad about this but this is a magical world where you can simply grow a new one later. Plus this kind of turns you on.

>>5304625
eat the monster

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>>5304622
You decide to run home and get dressed before going out on an adventure. You choose the nicest clothes you can find and go back outside. After walking for a while, you sprout a new penis, but this one is covered by your beautiful pink dress. In the distance, you see the entrance to a cave/dungeon thing that looks like a giant pile of elephant shit but is seriously a cave/dungeon thing.

>>5304640
grow a pair of tiddies

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>>5304644
Something is unusual. Normal it takes a lot more effort to regrow a penis than this. It normally does not happen on its own. This must be the work of an wizard! Suddenly, you hear a faint voice speaking incantations in the distance. You sprout a pair of tits! Since you don't own a bra, you can see your nipples.

>>5304224
do a wee on tits

>>5304657
Jostle them seductively.

>>5304666
And like that, my job is done!
You, my dear friend, must take over the story!

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>>5304666
Fucking hell, I take back my own thread. How funny.
Anyway, you jostle your newly-created tits. Mmmm.
You are now HORNY.

cuck your wife's son

give yourself a boobjob

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>>5304677
Using your HORNINESS, you teleport to your just-created son (in a timeline where you didn't kill him) to have you way with him.
Coincidentally, your wife was watching him masturbate until you teleported in.

>>5304677
uh oh

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>>5304591
I welcome death

Teleport back to the forest and get in that fucking rape dungeon.

Teleport back to the rape dungeon and get in that fucking forest.

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>>5304711
You teleport to your underpopulated rape dungeon, but something malfunctioned along the way.
YOU NOW HAVE NO LEGS!

gbumanoimdfbumpbump

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>>5304661
Since I tire of waiting for dubs, you wee-wee on your tee-tees.
Ewwww.

>>5304787
Now your legs grow back, but they're flamingo legs! Oh no!

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>>5304818
Ok, lets try that again... FLAMINGO LEGS

>>5304840
Try again.
You'll get it this time.

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>>5304840
>>5304858
I'm trying... TRYING SO HARD

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>>5304872
am I just not strong enough?

** YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY LE PELICAN! ** post this in 3 threads or you will be fucking killed..

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>>5304876
you need frendshib bower :DD

>>5304888
good triple

>>5304888
Maybe you can use the power of friendship to continue the narrative.
Have fun, because it's ALL YOURS!

>>5304898
jump into the lake!!!

>>5304888
bleas dont led it die

>>5304914
Then it's your job.
Go draw some shit.

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were going to the gas station

>>5304994
You encounter an artist there of pure terror, an artist who can draw beyond stick figures, beyond even square buildings, but uses his power for naught but evil. You encounter... MALAYSIAN MIKE!

>>5304994
Get a shotgun, and SHOTGUN!

>>5305013
reroll

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>>5305002
reroll

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you meet your friend mike and show him your shotgun

>>5305052
Mike is not impressed and threatens to whine on twitter about your super-cool gun if you don't donate to his patreon account

>>5305052
delet mike

>>5305066
biumpybumpybumpy

Throw Mike on the grill

come on we need peorple :(((
did dude abandon threat

>>5305149
None of us seem to be able to get dubs. If I could I'd take Malaysian mike and nuke his patron account

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Fine, I'll continue the thread myself.
You go up to Mike and attempt to delete him.
All it does is make him confused.

bubp

>>5305178
rolling for nuking his patron account

threat is ded
will reboot tommorow

>>5305213
Just can't seem to get lucky enough for dubs.

>>5305213
We need a new system besides dubs

>>5305227
fortunes?

>>5305230
Maybe, instead of being predictable those are just random. Might work. I'll be honest the first time I got trips in this thread I did it on purpose by keeping track of every post on the board. It ended up backfiring.

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again