>be me >hanging out with best friend >we've been

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>>5303178
Same here. I don't know why but a lot o pepole think that I'm a massive cock sucker.

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>5303222
*checks ur trips*

>be me 16
>hate school hate life
>leave parents house b/c sick of their shit
>move in with friend because his parents arent nosy and he has nice house
>stay in his room
>middle of night wakeup with a hand around my dick
>mfw it wasnt my hand
>*moveoutrapidly*
>later he turns full blown gay
>close call

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>>5303178
>OP
>not a fag
good one

>>5303178
whore u quot

>>5303178
May I respectfully ask whom you are quoting?

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>be not me
>Not a 4chan user
>Not a faggot
>Not posting is s4s
>Not a frog poster
>Not a disappoinment to society and my family
>Tfw your not this
>TFW your a compulsive lier
>Btw how do I do a greentext

When Avalokiteśvara Bodhisattva was practicing the profound Prajñāpāramitā, he illuminated the Five Skandhas and saw that they were all empty, and crossed over all suffering and affliction.

“Śāriputra, form is not different from emptiness, and emptiness is not different from form. Form itself is emptiness, and emptiness itself is form. Sensation, conception, synthesis, and discrimination are also such as this. Śāriputra, all dharmas are empty: they are neither created nor destroyed, neither defiled nor pure, and they neither increase nor diminish. This is because in emptiness there is no form, sensation, conception, synthesis, or discrimination. There are no eyes, ears, nose, tongue, body, or thoughts. There are no forms, sounds, scents, tastes, sensations, or dharmas. There is no field of vision and there is no realm of thoughts. There is no ignorance nor elimination of ignorance, even up to and including no old age and death, nor elimination of old age and death. There is no suffering, its accumulation, its elimination, or a path. There is no understanding and no attaining.

“Because there is no attainment, bodhisattvas rely on Prajñāpāramitā, and their minds have no obstructions. Since there are no obstructions, they have no fears. Because they are detached from backwards dream-thinking, their final result is Nirvāṇa. Because all buddhas of the past, present, and future rely on Prajñāpāramitā, they attain Anuttarā Samyaksaṃbodhi. Therefore, know that Prajñāpāramitā is a great spiritual mantra, a great brilliant mantra, an unsurpassed mantra, and an unequalled mantra. The Prajñāpāramitā Mantra is spoken because it can truly remove all afflictions. The mantra is spoken thusly:

gate gate pāragate pārasaṃgate bodhi svāhā

>>5303743
Thanks i did that and it totally worked

>>5303668
Says the tranny faggot

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger