Yes, yes.... I see...
It seems the taxes for [s4s] this year total $931,947,588 US dollars.
How will you be paying?
>>5292470
Do you accept beter memes?
do we look like we have money?
>>5292485
Okay, I'll write off about $150 million with those.
wiith my diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick
>>5293252
Yeah, that's not worth anything. We couldn't even pay someone to take that.
Money's alright, but have you tried lining your pockets with the Restored Gospel of Jesus Christ?
>>5293265
i paid your'e mom to take itlol
>>5293274
No cash value.
>>5293289
An additional $20 million in taxes has been added to [s4s]'s debt.
>>5293403
haha lol
>>5292470
i'd like to trade-in my pink PSP. maybe it can help in paying the taxes.
wut is nicemonye exchange rate?
*tax evades*
Lol
Do you accept repeating integers(dubs, trips, quads) as payment Mr.4RS?
>>5293438
Wow! This is truly a relic of immense value. I'll value it at $300 million.
>>5293517
It says you can pay for good posts. What is the value of that, [s4s]?
>>5293534
Dubs have dropped it value and we no longer deal in them. Trips are $10 million , quads are $100 million, and so on.
[s4s] currently owes $501, 947, 588.
>>5293538
Trips are only $10 million? Fucking bullshit. How do you expect us to get either 50 sets of trips for 5 sets of quads? Fucking impossible without hitting the bump limit
>>5293544
I don't control the market. There are other ways to pay and you need to offer.
Tax season can be stressful and this leads to increased perspiration. Remember to drink plenty of water to replace what is lost!
Stay hydrated my sicc dudes!
>>5293547
Can I pay in traps?
chekem
>>5293548
That was extremely refreshing. $30 million has been subtracted.
>>5293553
I've been known to deal in traps. What are you offering?
>>5293557
>>5293558
Ooh, failing to get trips twice has added $10 million to the total. It's risky to play the market.
[s4s] currently owes: $481,947, 588
[Also I want to go to bed soon. Is anyone else up for taking over as the taxman?]
Hi! I'm Bill Gates and I have decided to donate 10,000,000 dollars to [s4s]
>>5293570
wow thanks you're a special guy i love you
>>5293570
That's nice of you, Bill.
[s4s] currently owes $471,947, 588
>>5293577
that's too much reset the debt
also nice dubs
>>5293570
hi, i'm martin shkreli and i have decided to donate 1,000,000 dollars to [s4s] but then a week later i'll get arrested and this will fall through
get it because this has happened to me before
it's a joke
>>5293580
Complimenting my dubs grants $50,000,000 in forgiveness.
>>5293581
Jokes are funny. That's another $25m off.
[s4s] currently owes $396,947, 588
I am the Lord your God. I donate $10000000 to my favorite board, [s4s]
(Thou shalt not give [s4s] debt)
>>5293590
$10 million from the Lord of All Creation. Got it.
[s4s] currently owes $386,947, 588
I did my taxes a few days ago and reported a loss of $8000 lol! They're giving me $1400 back
>>5293604
You're disrespecting the taxman by posting about yourself in his thread!
[s4s] owes an additional 5 BILLION!
[s4s] currently owes $5,386,947, 588
I'm God's brother, Cthulhu, and I donate 5 billion dollars.
(srry no pic available cuz you would go insane)
I summon the Taxmasters to settle our back taxes with the 4RS.
All of our taxes are officially BTFO :^)
>>5293619
dude i just wrote this book it's about this wicked huge squid and if you look at it you go nuts like coocoo bannas freaking batty bro it's gonna be so lit people will think i'm a freaking genius - l ron hubbard
>>5293619
Thank you, Mr. Cosmic Horror. (You should talk to your brother about his cheapness)
[s4s] currently owes $386,947, 588
>>5293611
Hi here is $5,400,000,000 and keep the change you filthy animal
>>5293621
No! You're supposed to be dead! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!
[s4s] currently owes $0
>>5293627
Wow, [s4s] is rich!
[s4s] currently owes negative $5,400,000,000
>>5293632
awesome let's get drugs guys
>>5293632
I give the board $5,400,000,999 in taxes
>>5293637
Heh heh heh. You bought enough for a whole country. Thank you for your purchase.
[s4s] currently owes $150,000,000
>>5293641
Thanks for the assist, Jesus!
[s4s] currently owes $5,550,000,999
>>5292514
they can pay in melanin haha LOLE
At this point I really do need to sleep.
You can let the thread die or one of you can take my spot as the taxman.
Just do a google search for "businessman [emotion or action]" to get images.
For instance this was "businessman tired"
*sleeps*
Hi, I'm François Fillon, and some of the mony I stole to my country I'll give it to [s4s] because they have good memes ! Here's a million dollars
I can pay you with paykek
I'd like to purchase your businessmen reaction folder for three bitcoins