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WILL ANY OF YOU BRAVE SOULS JOIN THE WIZARD ARMY AND SLAY THE FILTHY WITCHES
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THESE WITCHES HAVE BEEN UP ON THEIR IVORY TOWER FOR FAR TOO LONG WE NEED TO FIGHT
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I actually forgot about the wizard witch war
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well welcome back comrade
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>>5289876
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>>5289876
ok i'm in
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>>5289886
TACO KID WILL YOU GRAB YOUR MAGICAL STAFF AND JOIN OUR FIGHT
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>>5289889
WHAT SHALL BE YOUR WIZARDING NAME THEN
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>>5289889
>>5289896
wait what
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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>>5289896
My name is Megumin, strongest archwizard of the Crimson Magic clan and user of the strongest offensive magic, Explosion!
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>>5289916
I AM THE CURRENT HIGHEST RANK IN THE WIZARDING COUNSOL, I AM TAKING IN NEW RECRUITS. IF ANYONE WANTS TO JOIN JUST REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND GIVE YOUR WIZARD NAME AND TYPE OF MAGIC USER YOU ARE.
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>>5289876
What if instead we wed and impregnate the witches and then, together, we can rule as one?
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>>5289921
WELL WELCOME TO THE WIZARD ARMY RANKS, YOU MUST ALWAYS TYPE IN CAPS AND KILL WITCHES
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here i come
*fugs youre butte* with magic wand*
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>>5289930
NO, WIZARDS ARE PURE AND ARE FIGHTERS. ALSO WE CAN NOT CO-EXIST, WE NEED SEPARATE TERRITORIES
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WHO ELSE WOULD LIKE TO JOIN THE WIZARD RANKS UNDER THE WAND AND STAFF
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>>5289942
can i join twice
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>>5289931
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!
SHE IS OUR SOLE ENEMY!
YOU ARE HEREBY EXCOMMUNICATED FOR TREASON!
>>5289921
YOU ARE NOT ONE OF US!
FIEND!
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cant beat the thicc witches
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>>5289926
FIEND AND SCOUNDREL! YOU ARE NO SUH THING, FOR I AM THE WIZARDLY LODESTAR OF THE WISE WIZARD'S WARD!
BEGONE FIEND, YOU ARE WORSE THAN THE ENEMY HERSELF!
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>>5289966
*CHEGGS YOURE DUBBS*
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>>5289977
*CHEGGS YOURE DUBBS* TOO*
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>>5289977
>>5289966
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>>5289966
>>5289977
MEGUMINS ARE OFFICIAL WIZARDS NOW!!
WHERE DO WE KEEP OUR MOST SECRET AND DANGEROUS MAGIC BOOKS?!
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>5289966
lol but Alatar said it was okay though
stop being such a racist
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I would be honored to serve you, my liege
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SOME CALL ME... TIM...
MY POWERS, TELEPORTING AND SHOOTING THREE MAGICAL BOLTS BEFORE TELEPORTING SOMEWHERE ELSE.
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>>5290025
oj jeez i spelled liar wrong :>:(
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>>5290025
I'm not lying. He's not racist unlike you.
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>>5290035
WITCHES ARE A CRUDE CULT, NOT A RACE!
YOU SHAN'T BREAK DOWN THE WIZARDS' COMRADERY!
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I'm going to be JUST like Shiny Chariot someday, just wait and see!
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>>5290041
halp the witches made us fat
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>>5290041
I am not a witche, and I do not intend to take part in any kind of conflict today. As a matter of fact, I am now going to leave this thread to show how disappointed I am at your rejecting me for my Crimson Demon genes.
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>>5290041
YES LET US PURGE THE WITCHES FELLOW WIZARD COMRADE!
Your fortune: Outlook good
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>>5290025
*fugs youre butte* with magig wond*
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>>5290041
MY LIEGE. I WILL PLEDGE MY DEVOTION ONLY IF YOU PROVE THAT YOU ARE THE TRUE TOWENAAR. I DO NOT STAND FOR THE WRETCHED WITCH 'COVENS' THAT POISON THE MINDS OF OUR TOWNSPEOPLE, AND, IF YOU TRULY ARE TOWENAAR,GIVE ME A SIGN!
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>>5290051
THIS IS TREASON!
BEGONE!
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>>5290046
wijje alerde
*fugs youre butte* with wizrad wond*
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>>5290057
LET US SHARE OUR KNOWLEDGE OF EACH OTHERS FORM OF MAGIC!!!
YOU GO FIRST!
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
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>>5290056
HERE IS THE WARD SO FAR!
MAY IT BE PROOF!
MAY THE IMAGE WHICH IS EXCLUSIVELY BE MINE!
The Wise Wizardly Ward
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TOWENAAR, WIZARDLY LODESTAR
ALATAR, IMPERIAL BATTLEMAGE
WIZARD OF YELLOW MEN, VICEROY
RUBY OF THE COOKIE DOMAIN, CHIEF CONJURER
ZATHOR, DARK ARCANIST
YOUR WIZARD MOM, MOTHER OF WIZARDS AND SORCERERS ALIKE
GAYUS OF HOMO HOMO SAPIENS, RESIDENT HOMO
SHALLOW, TACTICIAN AND SORCERER
BIENYERT, STAGNENT HINYERP
STROMSHOWAED, PYROMANCER
MICKEY, CANNON FODDER
SLAVE KNIGHT OF GAEL, KNIGHT OF THE WARD
A MOTHERFUCKING WIZARD, MAGE OF PROFANITY
BUTTE FUGGENSTEIN THE PINK
MYSTERIOUS MAGE, SOME CALL HIM TIM
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>>5290072
A WITCH!
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>>5290072
her class is archwizard so she's technically not a witch, just a female spellcaster
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The problem is that you are seeing too many posts. If you are just viewing [s4s] through the /s4s/ interface, you see the green posts, the posts with letters in their ids, anything numberless. Together, those make up about 5-9001 percent of [s4s], depending on the day. So conversation will appear full and cohesive, because you will be getting the full picture.
I actually just flipped over to the /s4s/ board to make this post, and it's pretty funny how intelligible [s4s] is like this.
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>>5290072
MEGUMIN IS OFFICIAL WIZARD NOW
LET US SHARE SECRETS OF MAGIC
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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>>5290079
MISCREANT!
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I HAB GILLED WIJJE
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>>5290085
>>5290090
LET US NOT FIGHT MY GOOD FELLOWS
LET US NOT DWELL IN THE PAST AND INSTEAD SHARE KNOWLEDGE WITH EACH OTHER
SUCH AS WHAT ARE WIZARDS WEAKEST TO! I MUST KNOW TO PROTECT MYSELF FROM WITCHES
Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>5290069
BY GOD! YOU TRULYARE THE GREAT TOWENAAR! MANY HAILS TO YOU, WISE ONE! WE SHALL RID THIS REALM OF ALL WITCHES!!!
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HOLY SNAP IT'S BEEN SO LONG! HOW'S IT GOING WIZARD BROTHERS!
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>>5290145
HI
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>>5290145
Towenaar doesn't believe that you made peace with me. Please tell him!
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TIS I! ZOLPIDAM THE GRAND! THIRD IN LINE TO THE UMBRAN TRIFECTA! NOW, FELLOW WIZARDS, WHAT DID I MISS WHILE I LEFT TO FIND SOME DRAGON'S BLOOD?
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>>5290090
TOWENAAR PLEASE STOP ATTACKING! CAN WE COME TO TERMS WITH THESE FELLOW WIZARDS? THEY HAVE PROVED TO BE WISE MAGIC USERS!
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>>5289876
DEATH TO ALL WITCHES
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>>5290186
TRAITOR!
TO END THE WITCH IS THE WARD'S ONLY PURPOSE, AND MINE AS WELL!
THERE WILL BE NO END UNTIL THE WITCH BLEEDS!
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>>5290186
GREETINGS, MY OLD FRIEND! HOW HAVE THINGS BEEN EVER SINCE THE WITCHES DESTROYED THE MAGICAL LIBRARY?
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>>5290198
>TO END THE WITCH IS THE WARD'S ONLY PURPOSE
What happens if you win then? You have no purpose left. No reason to continue, to go on living as a wizard. Face it you need the witches more than the witches need you.
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>>5290186
TR8R
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>>5290204
WHEN MY PURPOSE IS FULFILLED THEN I WILL DISAPPEAR INTO THE NIGHT!
EVERYTHING ELSE IS SECONDARY!
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>>5290212
AND I SHALL FOLLOW, MY LIEGE!
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IM NO TRAITOR! PLEASE COME TO TERMS MASTER! I BEG OF YOU!
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>>5290234
GETS HAVE BEEN GOTTON PRAISE YELLER
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![iu[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Gv2hasi.jpg "iu[1]")
get out of le oven
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>>5290236
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIrKSqb4H4A
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I can take you all on at once
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>>5290249
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Umbran Trifecta Guild, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Witches, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in elemental warfare and I’m the top wizard in my entire guild. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of warlocks across the realm and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in lightning combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the ward on s4s and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>5290263
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little muggle? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Crimson Demon Magic Academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on various dungeons, and I have over 3 confirmed explosions. I am trained in explosion magic and I’m the top caster in the entire Kingdom of Belzerg. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with area of effect spells the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of witches across the Kingdom and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, wizard. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in one way, and that’s just with my explosions. Not only am I extensively trained in explosion magic, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Crimson Demon and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the board, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking staff. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, wizard.
Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>5290269
Get off of my board, fucking witch normie...
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>>5290234
AS SOON AS YOU TURN YOUR BACK ON THE WITCH FIEND, YOUR TITLE AS SECOND IN COMMAND WILL RESUME, AND ALL WILL BE FORGIVEN!
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>>5290234
>>5290291
YOU WOULDN'T TURN YOUR BACK ON US WOULD YOU?
Your fortune: Good Luck
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Can't witches,wizards, warlocks, and sorcerers just be friends?
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>>5290297
YOU DESPICABLE BEING!
YOU FOUL WRETCH!
YOU HAVE USED YOUR WITCH MAGIC TO SWAY HIM!
YOU LOATHSOME SWINE!
TASTE THIS MAGIC, THE POWER OF A TRUE ARCHWIZARD!
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>>5290305
ALL BUT WITCHES!
THEY ARE PARASITES ON THIS BOARD!
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>>5290308
TOWENAAR! DONT DO IT! YOU MIGHT BLOW UP THE WHOLE THREAD, AND MAYBE THE BOARD! YOU ALREADY DESTROYED THE SEXY ELVES BOARD AND WE CANT AFFORD TO LOSE S4S!
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>>5290329
YOU ARE RIGHT!
THEY ARE NOT DESERVING TO EVEN BE WITNESS TO MY POWER!
I SHALL LEAVE THAT TO THOSE WIZARDS FAITHFUL TO OUR TRUE PURPOSE!
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>>5290335
UNTIL ALATAR REPENTS OF HIS TREACHERY, MIGHT I SUGGEST MYSELF AS SECOND IN COMMAND?
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>>5290347
YOU HAVE SKILL, BUT YOU HAVE NOT BEEN IN THE WARD LONG ENOUGH FOR SUCH A HIGH POSITION!
UNFORTUNATELY!
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>>5290291
G-GLADLY SIR!
>>5290297
i'm sorry... NOT!
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>>5290353
I KNEW YOU WOULD REALIZE YOUR ERRORS!
WELCOME AGAIN, FRIEND!
>>5290297
YOUR DECEIT SHALL NOT BE FORGOTTEN!
UNTIL ANOTHER THREAD!
THE BATTLE CONTINUES!
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>>5290352
I UNDERSTAND, OH WIZARD SUPREME, AND SO I SHALL PROVE MY FAITHFULNESS TO THE WARD.
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>>5290353
I just lost my sole ally in this cruel world... heh... well... time to go back to being a loner, I guess.
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>>5290377
gude anuse anime girle fugge anime anuse
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>>5290353
>>5290377
But it's fine. I shall never forget that you were good to me.
March with your fellow wizards, for you will be victorious. I shall take my leave, now.Good night.
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LOOKS LIKE THIS BATTLE IS OVER, AND A NEW ONE IS GOING TO BEGIN...
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ATTENTION AND BEHOLD, ALL WIZARDS!
AN OFFICIAL WISE WIZARDS' WARD DISCORD IS IN THE MAKING!
IT SHALL BE OPEN SOON!
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>>5290414
I SHANT HESITATE TO JOIN
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>>5290419
https://discord.gg/5VRDS
WELCOME ALL WIZARDS!
WITCHES SHALL BE BANNED!
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What's this meme about?
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>>5290423
it's to counter megu-meme posters.
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please defend the witches
down with all wizards
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