TODAY im gonna pour my liquids into a glass and enjoy this newly rediscovered experience of drinking like a civilized being perhaps a tad too much
TODAY im gonna listen about your day while making a shopping list for tomorrow in my head
TODAY im gonna listen to you rant about muslims, but mostly just quietly mourn captain flint
Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>5280713
heh.... u soo strange, po'boy...
today I'm going to throw darts at invisible enemies
on a scale from 1 to tin how visible will the darts be
what a piece of shit this guy
>>5280738
yeah and whats the deal with all his wifebeaters???
he doesnt even beat his wife????
the wife part doesnt real only the beating DONT PRAY FOR ME
thisreminds me
some days ago a kid said to me: "i saw you at church yesterday"
i was like "nigga do you want me to call somebody"
when things are on your mind
woah stop dont look at me like this i think i legit left my iron on the stove umm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XRmvG0Dqcc
so how was school
give ma a straight answer and i wont start telling jokes
>>5280713
>rant about muslims
mlpol btfo when will they under stand muslimity is the future?
>>5280794
there's always time for a cockta- some peace i mean
>>5280713
Okay fine...
Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>5280789
It was ok kinda made me sad then I ate and was happy how's your day...
>>5280805
Tfw Muslim s are so radicalized wtf
>>5280816
woke up in the room with the tv, remembered i was watching butpirates, finished buttpirates, got happysad, made food and it was shit so now i drink lel work was ok
soo is there anyone in youre class that you have special feelings for ??
i have special feelings for poopboi :)) soiler alert: its not in my heart
>>5280847
Not really tbh it's ugh female feelings I saw a few but got sad rather than oh I'd fuck him sigh I just want a bad boy that will protect me tbh
>>5280856
wew la
>>5280858
>a bad boy that will protect me tbh
tip top gl
>>5280865
You too ;))
404
i think i made out wit a straight outta prison person once but i couldnt feel a thing so idk if that counts
>>5280909
Idk I never cheated on you sober...Or been with someone sober before ugh
>>5280920
the majority of the times i've had sex i was sober AMA
>>5280921
At least we have music
Idk I just Wana be pure I dont want a random boy shrug...I'm better alone and sober
>>5280934
i'm not lion i was in a loving relationship with a person i loved
>>5280934
Is Obama single
>>5280940
no but i can make him single if u know wat i mean
>>5280938
Love the threads there enough tbh I am happy now so desudesudesu
>>5280942
Y not make him triple
Cest la vie
Au bord
De la
Maere oui see boo I'm beside you
*Vanishes,,*
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>5280943
where
>>5280952
Define???
Who
Where what
*Disappears*
>>5280950
talk to me in a godly language or stop talken and start patting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbjLTK2VYXA
jk u just do u
>>5280960
Okay you look after yourself please mes amis love you ≤3
_404threadnotfound404_
>>5280959
*pulls you out of the void and slaps you in the face*
get a hold of yourself
just realized theres no way im sobering up befor e work tomorro
*cracks anoda one*
>>5280966
nice dubs pls donut leab me
>>5280969
Damn it dad lmao fine xxx
>>5280969
I got vape today
Vape nation baybee
(It's mint flavored)
>>5280974
im gonna buy you all the toy trans i never had
>>5280978
now you'll definitely be one of the cool kids
>>5280978
>mint flavored
this mass murderer abbroves
>>5280989
hey baby u ever fuck an obese alcoholic? :^)
>>5280989
i'm so cool
>>5280998
Are you a anime poster
Let's play guess who ;)))
>>5281006
sorry daddy dont mean to STEP all over ur gamesee me after the mumford n sons show ill sell u the mean rankk :))
and i spilled some onto my thigh
>>5281005
I'll give you three guesses
>>5281100
dub dubs
3 guesses
this is getten intense
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yzup8j-Ifzk
odds i x
evens i y
>>5281150
reroll pls lemme ruin me lif
>>5281164
THIS IS WHY MOT LEFT US
>>5281214
bitch you is crazy
>>5281223
For you...
I'm one in a million baby <3
>>5281214
*faggily pushes the demons away*
gurl u need more literature\
>>5281243
Then post images I have no computer or laptop or keyboard right now :(
>>5281243
On a tablet so my spelling sucks :(
>>5281249
oh i will bost images
>>5281255
>55
shut ur mouth is pr=erfect
>>5281300
>two zeros
mother i have arrived
dont look at the explosion
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>5281322
Wait
Nice dubs 22 is just 11
1+1 equals two
To get her
Together
Like it's her birthday
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>5281353
really made me member
not birthdays tho
i barely member mine
i ALWAYS walk in a circlel when brushing tooths
am about to leave the most asymmetrical corpse
>>5281372
Same my dear...;)
>>5281468 43: 43
https://youtu.be/zyHlhMEQq6A?t=2629
R: 71 / I: 11
71 / 11 / 7 / 9
who did this?
>>5282314
po'boy
>>5282324
literally whom
and of fugen courshe today was the day i had to walk 3 km arm to arm with my boss
rate my ass
plus when she was dictating a phone number to me, there were three sixes in a row at the end of it
and what does this snake say
she says "ye i knew u would like it"
the conclusion here is obviouse: some ppl arent eben real
I NURSE THE YOUNG so we have more BEASTS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-X2atEH7nCg
>>5282648
white person here just letting you know what poc think is true we came to earth 6 thousand years ago and since then we've raped and pillaged your world and we made the air toxic and your people impoverished and dissatisfied with and ashamed of their comparatively primitive existence
have fun with your desolate rock now we're done with it you ugly shitskins
>>5282648
i was gonna do a rap but then i decided it would be disrespectful to that buttiful teat-sucklig trip
>>5282677
also thats a dub bub
i can hear electricity and i wish it would stop
>>5283136
>>5283137
>>5283141
we deyd it reddit
save me. im being consumed by alcoholism and hatred IRONICALLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovieyGdSaig
>>5283320
>alcoholism
>2017
heyy thats pretty gay
>HATRED
HHEYER thats even gayer
>>5283323
its not gay if you're the one doing the fuckin
thats what mama always said
>>5281772
Yessss love it daww cute <3
A
Rmy
A r m y
Army
>>5283328
so the appropriate question here would be
does it feel like youre fucking, punk
or does it feel like youre being fucked
>>5283340
INFALLIBLE!
I ONLY FUCK BECAUSE IM THE ONE BEING FUCKED
I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU POOPBOI!
>>5283340
Nice dubs
Withnessed
Brb gotta charge
>>5283342
born to serve hunty
>>5283355
u twoo trhanks
now riddel me dis
>be going to work, feeling like shit, looking like death
>about 20 m in front of me is a girl, no older than 11 (checkem) with a schoolbag
>notices me and from then on keeps looking back
>pay little attention to her, lost in (lack of) thought
>I am walking faster so eventually I try to pass her
>instead of letting me do it, she falls into step with me
>dangitdogwatisthisnonsense.exe
>I don’t know her but don’t change my pace at first
>she keeps looking at me, doesn’t say a word
>it looks like we’re walking somewhere together y u do dis
>start walking slower, she does the same
>start walking faster, she does too
>NIGGA I AINT FUCKING RUNNING, im not the autismo here
>this goes on for like 50 m
>i finally look her in the eyes in case she wants something but is afraid to ask
>she just returns the gaze and says nothing, doesn’t seem afraid at all
>that’s where we part ways, cant even see where she went
she didn’t look like a pickpocket or a lunatic was it some kind of experiment some kids do that don’t they did she just want to confuse me because lord knows it was a gr8 success
sum little gril on street saw po'boy.. she witnessed po'boy... out in public being seen and observed... no one thingken twice... no one batting a eye ... no one knowing how greatly i desire to witness po'boy..... no one caring as greatly as i do , about seeing and hearing the full glorie of po'boy.... but she was permitted to see him.. she saw him in real living motion.... but not me . . . never me . . . .
>>5283425
you of all ppl would absolutel lose ur shid lemme just tell u this much
>>5283451
YEAH?????
TRANS COMFRIM? i probly woodnt freaque out but im racken searchem scourem my brain triny think of y u say dis..... trans probley... probley like-- non passable trans? i have suspected trans for a while.. it's kewl tho. but-- but WHY u say... me of ALL ppl? WHY, WHY u say dis i must know now ! !
>>5283461
>TRANS COMFRIM?
not rly nah
mayby just old?
just old probly... or not old?
mayby not as old as i thot?
but why lose shid..
why would lose shid...?
~sigh~ . . .
today im gonna take a bath and go full straight edgy and also checkum
woh ther littl chinese boy pls refrain from inserting your fetishes into my cereal goodnight
I'm plastered out mi skull
I wish I had a LIVING DEAD GIRL
>>5284110
heck u rob
you had one job
>>5284114
Is this the static of Fence-Nowness that I see?
>>5284121
Aeiou
Talk to me first next time otherwise I won't talk
I barely communicate with the horde you know this..
>>5284124
>Fence-Nowness
is that ur mom that im dating
>>5284126
It is the mom that we are all dating.
>>5284125
hows your head leaf
>>5284129
It's pretty good these days school was fun how you feeling mes amis
>>5284137
im happy ur liken ur educations bb
you wont believe this but i actually seriously unironically put a butterfly on a childs head earlier today
y u always do dis
%aise s4s you dirty fuck no request sweethartE
>doodle FAE tha moogle that made <you> global
The day we left<
>cearal but nae all Brooklyn
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>5284140
Hahahahahahahzhzhzh
Lol nice
I love butterfly s there a great symbol ;)
Duga (Russian: Дyгa) was a Soviet over-the-horizon (OTH) radar system used as part of the Soviet ABM early-warning network. The system operated from July 1976 to December 1989. Two operational Duga radars were deployed, one near Chernobyl and Chernihiv in what was then called the Ukrainian SSR (present-day Ukraine), the other in eastern Siberia.
The Duga systems were extremely powerful, over 10 MW in some cases, and broadcast in the shortwave radio bands. They appeared without warning, sounding like a sharp, repetitive tapping noise at 10 Hz,[1] which led to it being nicknamed by shortwave listeners the Russian Woodpecker. The random frequency hops disrupted legitimate broadcasts, amateur radio operations, oceanic commercial aviation communications, utility transmissions, and resulted in thousands of complaints by many countries worldwide. The signal became such a nuisance that some receivers such as amateur radios and televisions actually began including 'Woodpecker Blankers' in their circuit designs in an effort to filter out the interference.
The unclaimed signal was a source for much speculation, giving rise to theories such as Soviet mind control and weather control experiments. However, because of its distinctive transmission pattern, many experts and amateur radio hobbyists quickly realized it to be an over-the-horizon radar system. NATO military intelligence had already given it the NATO reporting name of either STEEL WORK or STEEL YARD. While the amateur radio community was well aware of the system, this theory was not publicly confirmed until after the fall of the Soviet Union.
>>5284168
9/10 if pasta
10/10 if you can get an amen from a sassy black woman
>>5284168
Interesting why 10hz though...
>>5283451
WHY
WHY
WHY
WHY U SAY DIS
WHY
i want answaaaaaaaaroughes
>>5284910
dam son
>>5280713
>TODAY
>TODAY
>TODAY
TOMORROW, I'll...
>>5285663
today youre gonna cook dinner to the tune of im blue by eiffel 65
and then look me in the eyes and try to tell me you dint like it
n u open ur mouth but the words just wont come out
>>5280756
Seen young Wallace afour
Your fortune: Average Luck
gonna fuck u in the ass until you got blood in your shoes
yea why would I OF ALL PPL flip my poop? pls answer!!
>>5286115
great post dude
>>5286255
not tbe anon you replied to but
*fugs youre butte*
and
*cheggs youre dubbs*
>>5286263
reported for not asking for written consent for either of thos things
My life is one series of ironic events after another. I sleep every night because it is trendy, but I don't actually rest. Resting is sincerity and honesty, it's a thing that grounds us to the core of being human and refreshes the senses, which obscure minds have ruled out as "completely and totally bullshit". And so, even if my eyes are squeezed shut and my chest heaves gently with the rolling march of involuntary function, I am not at rest. I am simply in a stage of incoherence. Every morning I wake up and drink water, and I smile while doing so, as the central idea of drinking water is done to alleviate a sincere bodily need: thirst. I do so out of artistic and authorial humor. The idea of thirst is is not so much manufactured as it is something to be overcome through the power of irony. My day progresses in this fashion, while I contemplate how tomorrow I can further overcome my own sense of irony and the profound lack of genuine interests in my own life.
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>5286277
reported for getting dubs without oral consent and reporting without oral consent
HAha he said oral XD
>>5286286
>Ideally the Soft Centre on the left would follow shortly after giving the political spectrum a new look but no before kicking out the anti-sanity and reclaiming the position of feminist which is a dirty word now but strong woman make stronger men and the easy way to tell the difference is identify the helpers (elevating and helping woman) or the haters (down pullers and feet stampers). Sort it out thinkers of the left, checked.
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>5286376
spill it on my chest and call me smart
>>5286411
These dubs changed the status quo forever.
>>5286416
ur mom did the same to my heart and by heart i mean ass no complaints tho
Your fortune: Outlook good
>>5286444
RIP moms she would have loved those trips
>>5286507
mm yws veray goode thank
i dont smoke so what do you say we eat kinder eges https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nqcL0mjMjw
>>5286521
I am a passenger
I have mint chocolate if that counts lol yummy
WE MUST NOT ALLOW. COMMUNIST INDOCTRINATION, COMMUNIST INFILTRATION AND COMMUNIST PLOTS TO SAP AND IMPURIFY..ALL OUR OF PRECIOUS VITAL BODILY FLUIDS!
>>5286622
Fuck rehabilitation I'm recovering from church
Breathe
Inhale
Exhale
123 easy yes
>>5286655
Why don't you want to go to jail?
It's actually a lot of fun
>>5286655
and that my frens is how u git a neat dubel
>>5286663
I'll post this but only because (you) asked me to
>>5286675
dɔg blɛs
and i find it kinda funny
i find it kinda sad
the dreams in which i have sex with myself and conceive edward scissorhands era johny dep willy wonk
are the best i've ever had
>>5286740
Omg wow that caught me off guard
Lol enternally
Lana del heyyyyyyy
>>5286255
WAT NO u must tell!
is cause old?
is cause old probly
i would be one to flip a poop in that situation regardless
but there is a REASON u saying is ME will flip MOST a poop
WHY most a poop me?
>>5286753
i remem bre mye comp crashed during le makeng of this one
oddly satisfying
>>5286752
it was a butifule desert island slash pirate prison as well 10/10 would share pics on fb
>>5286764
answer *deepbreathe* maaay
>>5286767
Just passing true
Nothing personal kid lolol
I prefer the cold rather than the desert tbh
<3
>>5286777
Dayum nice 777
Checked...
>>5286794
>Nothing personal kid lolol
I WASNT TRYINTG TO
AH FUG dubs r all you lot care about arent they
>>5286794
>I prefer the cold
stopped reading right there
>>5286834
Tfw memory is low for avatarfag ing
Tomorrow I get my computer fixed
Yay!!
welp twas a good ride
i wanna die brb following my dreams
bumb again wood be ded if i dint bumb! :(|)
poop gimmy sum clue
savvem threab
hope po'boy's ok...
stain hydrant :]
hohohold me and dont ask questions
>>5288892
i saved ur thread me - me - meee !
>>5288900 (checked)
for what purpose
dont answer
>>5288902
you now have a sparkles of your very own
whats new mrs jackson
>>5288902
you KNOW why. why would I OF ALL PEOPLE flip a poop upon knowing how you appear in meat space ? why ME , why I WOULD? there are only three or four reasons! why would-- ok why would u never b able 2 come here AGAIN? what is GENERAL REASON WHY? surely the ansure is GENERAL ENOUGH that u can REVEAL it without needing to SKIP TOWN afterwards!
tall ~deepbreathe~ maaay
ok i see how it is
po'boy he's.. he is difernt. he is not like the rest. something special bout po'boy.. 1 of these things isnt like the other & it's po'boy. 'ts been like this for a while but i finally feel myselve brushing up against the truth that thrusts this way-of-things .. but what is reason
hidden reason..
who care u don like wat i say?
lol fogof hide thread then!
i saved thread is fair game , u don lich? fogof!
I don't think this has any deep, transcendental or religious meaning as some comments suggest. It's precisely the opposite: going up and down the mountain in an old rusty cable car while you try to escape the awful situation in which you got involved is no redemption, even though the mountain is indeed a symbol of transcendence in many cultures, this only shows that there is no way out (it reminds me of the myth of Sisyphus, actually). The mountain is only a spectacle for tourists who can afford it, so are the chicken, the bunny and the duck. In my opinion, this is a movie about life in the meaningless and unsympathetic world of our modern capitalist societies, where everything is turned into a commodity, where marketing & advertising and purposeless spectacles are the driving forces behind the wishes and psychological life of everyone, no matter their social class or status. There is no substantial meaning beyond the thin layer of fun that entertainment provides us when we are not being productive members of society, and even a simpleton as Bruno can feel that anguish as soon as he notices he will not fit in. That's what often initiates middle-age crisis in some and suicidal ideation among young people (such as Ian Curtis!), realising there is no transcendental validation for your higher expectations in life except for succeeding as a functional member of society, being able to pay for your trailer park, have a functional family and a functional car.
gimmy dem deets
>>5288945
deep dubs anon
>>5288945
You're a nothing.
gay sex
o pooo boy. . . . come out come out wherever u are. . .
oh-ho-ho poooo - boooy ~jangle keys~
>>5290436
>>5291038
I don't think thats how it works.
Your fortune: Bad Luck
any moment now !