>be me >mr logan >very lonley >want a girl to call

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>>5280622
>When you're $400000 in debt so you murder your roomate and stage it to look like a suicide so you get straight As all semester and it boosts your GPA enough to save you
Rest in peace

>>5280622
Good dubs but who are you quoting?

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>>5281057
Some loser who shot himself HHAHAHAHAAHAAH i saw the footage because it's totaally normal for somene like me to have seen something like that

>>5281082
It is pretty normal in this day and age for a person to have witnessed footage of another person being shot it's a fairly every day occurrence now

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>>5281088
OH yeh my friend once told me she saw someone get shot right in front of her but I just assumed she ws lying because I was the only person in class she didnt invite to her bat mitzvah, even though her brother invited my brother to his bar mitzvah

also sorry about the filename I had a seizure while I was typing it

>>5281104
that whore

>>5281108
it wouldn't have been a big deal if she didn't also invite all of my friends

>>5281126
bloody cunt

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>>5281104
Jewish problems...

Whenever i get too many pennies in my change bucket i take them to the synagogue on a saturday afternoon and throw them on the ground. It's sort of like feeding pigeons.

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>>5281135
That's the worst part. I'm not Jewish. I'm a G O D

We are all GOD. It's great.