when your threads get exponentially more engagement than a mods

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>When you learn the truth and abandon false idols

>>5259358
You must be talking about the gay anime threads

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>>5259368

>>5259369
no i'm not but as long as you're here can you please squeeze my little nuts cts?

>>5259368
american idol was first or pop idol in the uk

>>5259368
who tf are you even quoting tho bruh?

>>5259375
*places a wooden board above and below your nuts*
*Pulls down panties and sits on the top board, flattening your ballbags*

>>5259389
using that ass to squeeze my little nuts you are too good to me oh wow that is amazing

>>5259398
You can feel the weight of my ass shifting on your flattened eggs as I adjust myself into a more comfortable position

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>>5259406
>>5259398
>>5259389
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>>5259369
>>5259368
>>5259358

>>5259410
no vulgarity please friend

>>5259406
oh my that feels so good no one can squeeze my little nuts like you can give me the bare ass please

>>5259410
no u

>>5259447
A thin piece of wood is the only thing separating your balls from the bare skin of my naked ass
It's right there, teasing you. So close but not close enough.
I rock from side to side so you can see the ass you cannot touch from every angle.

>>5259429
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCk

>>5259479
oh lord i need that ass so bad i want to taste it just please sit you bare ass spread cheeked right on my little nuts and squish them in your hole

>>5259498
Since you're so desperate for my ass I'll sit on your nuts directly but in exchange I get to break one.
eenie meenie miney mo
Say bye bye to your left nut~
*gets up off the board, moves it aside and positions your left nut away from the rest of your delicate man parts*
*raises my right knee to waist height.
*stomps my foot down upon your left nut with as much force as I can muster, instantly bursting its tender insides*
*before you can recover from the pain I quickly sit my ass down on your nuts and embrace the warmth being emitted from your fractured nut as it begins to swell with blood*

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I've found my home!
Fuck /b/

Keep going!

>>5259531
Can I have some ballbusting too?

>>5259531
oh god you've done it now i think i'm about to explode like my little nut just did look out it's gunna get all over your back

>>5259570
*fully opens a car door*
*places both your nuts and your twitching penis on the part of the car where its door's locking mechanism goes*
*Presses my shoulder against the car door and runs into it, swiftly slamming it against your now useless genitals*

>>5259574
*rubs my exposed boypussy on your little nuts almost hard enough for them to slip inside while at the same time your rock hard benis slides up and down on my butt crack*
tee hee you can cum but if you make a mess of my back I get to wear your one remaining nut as a necklace~~

>>5259579

Crippled with pain, wondering where the fuck that car came from as I drop to 1 knee.

Deep breaths... I feel like I'm gonna puke..

I find my way to my feet.

Please, may I have some more?

>>5259598
*pulls a machete out of the car boot*
*Pulls on your misshapen junk with my left hand and severs them with the knife*
*runs them over with the car*
I've got to wash the dishes now. Sayonara anon-kun~

>>5259614
Well that ended abruptly?

Has anyone seen my testicle, I think it pinged off into that wooded area.
I'll sew them back on and they'll be good as new.

Seriously, which way did it go?

Over here?

I can't find it... Fuck.

Picks up shriveled shred of skin that used to be my ball sack and staggers back to the car.

Two knees this time and projectile vomit.
I keel over to one side as the realization,
>I may die here, today.
Floods over me.

A thick tarry pool begins to form in the dirt bet wen my legs.