I'm a girl, 26 years old, and I have been straight for most

Listen only to the sound of my voice. Let your mind relax. Let your thoughts drift. Let the bad memories fade. Let peace be upon you. Surrender yourself to your dreams. Let them wash over you like the gentle waves of the bluest ocean. Let them envelop you. Comfort you.

Imagine somewhere calm. Imagine somewhere safe. Imagine yourself in a frozen forest. You're standing in a clearing. Trees around you so tall, they touch the sky. Pure white snowflakes fall all around. You can feel them melt on your skin. You are not cold. It cannot overcome the warmth of your beating heart. Can you hear it? You only have to listen.

You hear it slowing? You're slowing it. You are in control. Calm. At peace.

>>5248677
nice dubs anus face lol #rekt

>>5248682
>>5248691
can I get a real response instead of jokes???

tuck frump and tuck white people

File: 1486616372328.jpg (32KB, 853x480px) Image search: [Google]

32KB, 853x480px

>>5248694
You're only 26. That's not old. You can do it!

>>5248712
why was 5 afraid of 6? because 6 7 8. lol

>>5248714
lole

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>5248677
good doubles.
But OP, are you using the /s4s/ interface?

>>5248677
Gay it's not Okay

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

File: 1476329026875.jpg (50KB, 600x338px) Image search: [Google]

50KB, 600x338px

>>5248722
do not bully me or my friends!

>>5248677

most girls on here have a benis

>>5248677


Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>5248677(dubs)
please don't lewdpost with maki

>>5248725
>>5248694
yis you should prob look around for a community to join to prowl for young girls who are rebellion lesbians. or if you are shy use an anymous site like tinder and search for girls

age greater than 19 = life failure
LOLE
hhahaahahh..ahah..ahh.h.a.hah.a................................ oh god help
God says...
bad_ol_puddytat you're_no_fun oh_no freak employer wastoid Catastrophic_Success tattle_tale fake HolySpirit let's_see sloth what_planet_are_you_from dude_such_a_scoffer I_didn't_do_it soap_opera pwned et_tu patience failure_to_communicate Is_that_your_final_answer insane fabulous spunky bank smart nut_job earnest you're_fired LOLO are_you_deaf you're_wonderful

>>5248677
>77
Nice dubs. Make frens with people who are into partying and drugs and stuff. I guarantee you at least half the chicks are dykes, lol, or at least open to the idea ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

You're not allowed to change sexuality or gender after 25yo, I'm sorry, it's just the rules.

>>5248817
jellysquish is [i] on it [/i]!

>>5248677
pls be my gf

File: q4wrf.jpg (83KB, 638x545px) Image search: [Google]

83KB, 638x545px

*blocks your path*

who else is a lesbian here ? I am

>>5248769
no bully pls

(Doubles)
I lov lesbians tbh
( ･ ิω ･ ิ)
DM me with how this goes

>>5248677
pls be my gf

I'm in the same boat as you OP. I'm a somewhat closeted bi girl.... My biggest fantasy is to be dommed by a girl though because I'm a submissive. I only want to be dommed by a qt though not a bulldyke and finding a dom cute girl is hard

>>5249232
Well I wouldn't say I'm dominant hehe. I've never even been with a girl so I don't know how I would be

no hope for you, so how about you die virgin like the rest of us you cunt?

>>5248677
u sound prison gay like th rest of 4chan. lm*o

File: 2B_Thinking.jpg (17KB, 375x375px) Image search: [Google]

17KB, 375x375px

>>5249377
doubles but isnt prison gay just gay

>>5248677
maki is cute, nice waifu op i'm happy 4 u

File: sgc2c_ep050_01.jpg (78KB, 400x300px) Image search: [Google]

78KB, 400x300px

>>5249381
the idea is that ur hetero, but so desparate u just go homo.

File: 1489853182397.png (321KB, 1000x718px) Image search: [Google]

321KB, 1000x718px

>>5249401
i don't get that bc im bi
girls are qt tho and girls who like girls are very qt

File: space-ghost.jpg (171KB, 376x211px) Image search: [Google]

171KB, 376x211px

>>5249416

>>5248677
I have a similar problem but I am male (male) and all of my sexual fantasies now involve self inserting as a cute lesbian anime girl

File: 1489288508207.jpg (26KB, 480x480px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 480x480px

haha... wait!

>>5249544
me too fam

>>5248677
I will dress up as a girl (male) and then it's like the best of both worlds.

File: 41650839.jpg (20KB, 407x405px) Image search: [Google]

20KB, 407x405px

TITS OR GTFO
YOU KNOW THE RULES

>>5249821
doesn't apply on s4s/... this is a safezone / female-friendly board :)

>>5248677
just be yourself :^)

For you:

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

I'm a girl (male), 24 years old, and I have been straight for most of my life. Recently though I have been curious to try women's clothing and looking at a lot of crossdressing porn and anime trap stuff. The problem is I'm too shy and socially anxious to take the first step or post information about myself on a dating website or something. I really just want a cute girlfriend to love at this point but as of right now I've never even kissed a girl. Is there still hope for me? Am I too old for cutesy girllove? HELP

>>5248769
dude do you have ANY idea how hard I LOLED

>>5249822

It applies everywhere on the internet, now reveal thy teets or begone!

>>5248677
>26 years old
AND YOU STILL BROWSE 4CHAN? omg lol!!

>>5250457
I for one am aiming for wizard powers, idk about you

>>5248677
>I'm a girl, 26 years old
I'm no expert, doesn’t that make you a woman?

Good double, by the way. Excellent double.

My advice is to not go looking for love, but let it find you. Take the opportunity to get to know people around you, even if they're not a cute young woman that you’d be interested in; you never know who might know somebody who is. The later “How to Train Your Dragon" books by Cressidia Cowell make the interesting point that “sometimes the things you are looking for are right at home.”

>>5248817
Replying to my own post since my first one seemed perhaps unusually sarcastic.
The "advice" was real. I'm a girl and I've been with a few girls but my first gf was just a friend I'd get drunk with and she was really more into it than me. Later after we'd broken up I got into a new circle of friends that most of them are bi girls. The one of them deals drugs and stuff and so does her current bf so through them I've met a lot of lesbians not even looking.
Anyway OP just act flirty with ppl you like. My friends recently I've actually felt pressured with some of what they want from me so as sarcastic as "meet shitty ppl" is that was my real advice to get girls into you if you are a girl.

I'm a lesbian (male)

File: 1488849437988.jpg (101KB, 1366x768px) Image search: [Google]

101KB, 1366x768px

I have a sneaking suspicion some lf these posts are made by girls, not men pretending to be girls

File: 1462834038500.jpg (22KB, 218x265px) Image search: [Google]

22KB, 218x265px

Why does it feel like these posters might not be dudes? What is this? some sort of mutiny? Our culture has been stolen and tossed to the teenagers... memers are the new emo... I'm gonna break down... no one is doing anything about our world dying... all we do to express ourselves is this. why? what is even real anymore my head is swimmy and nothing exists

please lay off pills and other xenoestrogens

File: 1443463453.png (185KB, 501x275px) Image search: [Google]

185KB, 501x275px

BTW I blame all this Tumblr shipping shit for turning me into a lesbo. First I would just support lesbian couples in various fiction, then I was watching Youtube videos of women characters kissing, then fantasizing about kissing women myself. Now I want a girlfriend and hardly ever fantasize about men at all anymore. Be careful what you get into ladies

File: 501027625742_lrg.png (28KB, 256x256px) Image search: [Google]

28KB, 256x256px

>>5250456
I’m not sure it’d apply here, since she doesn’t have an intent to prove to anybody that she is a lady. It’s rather clear that she merely seeks advice that would really be able to be applicable whether she’s a woman or not.

Also, this is nice board. Nice board do not tell people to GTFO.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>5248677
Nobody would waste dubs on bait so I know this is legit. OP, many lesbians unfortunately are too closed-minded when it comes to dating women with penises, so you might have to get an operation first if you want to go that route.

I’ve heard— and am believing more and more— that just about everybody is bi, but most of those people suppress any homosexual tendencies due to the anti-homosexual stigma in nearly all human cultures.

Considering that humanity’s closest living relative, bonobos (pic related,) are just about all bisexual and have an extremely sexual culture, I find this hypothesis very feasible.

File: Bonobbies.jpg (62KB, 600x438px) Image search: [Google]

62KB, 600x438px

>>5251411
Mfw I say “pic related" and forget to post the image

If there's no image, then that just means there's a high-tecknical trubble

>>5251390
Feels bad

>>5251411
you're on the right path. for a while now i've considered homosexuality to be a choice. hear me out because I know how I felt when someone first presented me this notion seriously. i'm not saying that homosexuality isn't genetic, what i'm saying is that your inner desire to fuck a dude is just an inner desire until you make the transition from desire to act by engaging in a homosexuality activity, therefore making you homosexual. either way that person could simply make the choice to not engage in homosexual acts. that's all i'm saying.

>>5251382
this sounds dangerously similar to me....

>>5251382
I want to get a gf and force feed her yuri until she becomes a lesbian and leaves me for a cuter woman

>>5251835
dont do it.. female sexuality is extremely flexible.. she will turn into a lesbian, maybe permanently

>>5251899
have you ever seen lesbian couples? They're either neurotic symbiotes or ralphie may looking newport smoking bulldykes.

I understand you're an anime poster so I shouldn't expect a semblance of reality to even register in your mind but you're deluded if you think pretty girls are lesbians. Cuz they understand realestate, and the fact that men are breadwinners.

>>5251907
For what it's worth all the lesbians and bi girls I've known have been for the most part conventionally attractive and feminine. The short hair birkenstocks and flannel political lesbian stereotype probably has truth to it in some circles but I've never met those types in irl.

>>5248677
Coverly try to go lesbian party or fetish or something that u feel hide n safe. But with some people, not only 1 or few. U ll be shy at first, and then less shy, and then see what happen. Maybe after some month u ll need to be strong

File: bites za dust.gif (874KB, 464x258px) Image search: [Google]

874KB, 464x258px

>>5251935
everything you say is so boring and "matter of fact"

>>5251899
Nice doubles. Because of doubles you may have saved my victim.. lesbians are arguably better than breeders tbh
Captcha im not a robot

>>5252110
breeders. I've yet to talk to a sensible or sane person who used this word unironically

you're a freak if you use that word "people who don't share my sexual proclivities are breeders"

disgusting faggot. dont care if you're a pretty dyke, it's about the mentality. "I'm a snowflake. I matter. I choose my mates".

so ugly. on the inside.

File: Martyr.jpg (275KB, 968x654px) Image search: [Google]

275KB, 968x654px

>>5252114
so it's ok if I refer to animals as sub-norm degenerate lifeforms who need to be tortured,
but if I call you a sub-human breeder I'm somehow a freak just by default?

That's a real battery charger, that one

>>5252123
oh you're a trolll

that makes me feel better. it's scary knowing real people use that term as a fucking perogative no wait whats that work..where you call someone something that isn't nice

trust me I used to be smart

>>5252114
But it was ironic we're on s4s my friend
i do think lesbiams are pretty neat though ฅ(･ิﻌ･ิิฅ

>>5252135
chort

>>5252002
Oh it's (You), I didn't at first realize who I'd replied to. I'm sorry if my posts aren't interesting enough for you! I don't hate you or anything ok? I do not know why you're compelled to comment on things you dislike. I think you'd be happier if you dropped the smug bitterness and generalizations and commented on things you actually like instead of everything you hate! ^-^

>>5252165
just for you.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nVFP6LPxNQ

>>5252135
Pejorative? Not sure if I'm being helpful or getting trolled... :/

>>5252184
Wow rude, you sound drunk
Please go to bee

File: 2.gif (527KB, 500x375px) Image search: [Google]

527KB, 500x375px

>>5252248
yeah I really am just an unabashed piece of shit alcoholic lol

>>5252252
Maybe when you get drunk you can to to bee or r9k and be around fellow rudeposters and likeminded people
Or do you like complaining to people who don't want to deal with it? Seems kinda lame. Not whiteknighting btw but please don't be rude ok this board, in general.

Jellysquish is friend!

So... I want to kiss a girl too but in this case
>Both girls
Do what your heart feels or some gay quote like this.

>>5252267
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EgL6hY630Y

>>5252274
: (

Guy lets leave.
The LARPfag already had his fun.

is it true s4s is 65% female, 15% male, 20% other? That's what everyone says

>>5252373
more like 40% male and 55% faggot and 5% female

and that 5% implies a userbase of about 20.

>>5252377
nice dubbs but that's wrong. There is actually a really high % of females that post on s4s, higher than any other board

File: Batemam.jpg (17KB, 320x213px) Image search: [Google]

17KB, 320x213px

>>5248722
Rood double

>>5252144
Good double

>>5249355
>>5249544
>>5249822
>>5252877
All more nice dubreés