Aku is the master of masters. Everyone bow to Aku. That includes

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>>5234960
SPOOOPY 4TUNE!!!!!
Better luck with with dubs next time!

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Your powers don't work on me

Your fortune: Outlook good

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>>5234969
>>5234979
Bow fools...

Bow...

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>>5234999
OHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCK

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>>5234999
No means no.

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>>5235005
>>5235018
Bow down fools! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>5235178
Good, good! You'll survive the wrath of Aku!

For today...

>>5235300
good double

>>5234999
TRIPS OF TRUTH

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>>5234960

Aku! Your reign of terror ends now!

>>5235377
DUBS CONFIRM!!

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>>5235377
Samurai! You may have that sword and dubs, but you will never, NEVER! Defeat the almighty Aku!

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>>5235399
>5 posts
>1 trip
>3 doubles
Praise Aku!

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>>5234999
>>5235166
>>5235300
>>5235399

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>>5235399
*says samurai jack catchphrase*

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>>5235445
FOOLISH SAMURAI! You will feel the wrath of Aku!

>>5234999
>>5235166
>>5235300
>>5235399
>>5235488
How does he keep doing it

>>5235496
This is the future where his evil is LAW.
(Also this is a really fucking slow board.)

-Samurai bow to Aku -In contact with aliens -Possess psychic-like abilities -Controls the world with an iron but fair fist -Own castles & banks globally -Direct descendant of the ancient royal blood line -Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Akugrad will be be the first city) -Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth -First designer babies will in all likelihood be Aku babies -said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51 -Ancient Indian scriptures tell of an angel who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them -Owns Nanobot R&D labs around the world -You likely have AkuBots inside you right now -Aku is in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader's first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Aku bunker in Wilkes land? -Learned all the languages fluent in under a week -Nation states entrust their gold reserves with Aku. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Aku -Aku is about 7 billion years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society -In reality, he's a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know his ultimate plans yet. We hope he's a benevolent being.

>>5235614
I think I should bow but I don't wanna.

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anime

>>5235496
He can't keep getting away with it!

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>>5235734
[ ] fellatio
[X] anal sex (disgusting)
[ ] paizuri
[ ] handjob
[X] footjob (I don't want a yeast infection, thank you very much)
[?] piledriver
[?] intercrural sex
[?] axillary intercourse
[ ] cumming inside

>>5234999
>>5235166
>>5235300
>>5235377
>>5235388
>>5235399
>>5235488
holy fuck, these dubs. Who will win?

Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku, the shape-shifting Master of Darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil! But a foolish Samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future, where my evil is law! Now the fool seeks to return to the past, and undo the future that is Aku!

遥か遠くの遠い土地で、私は、形の変化する闇の師であるアク、私は言い難い悪を解き放った!しかし魔法の剣を握っている愚かな武士の戦士が私に反対するために歩んだ。最後の打撃が襲う前に、私は時間の入り口を開けて彼を未来に投げ込んだ。ここで私の悪は法律である!今、愚か者は過去に戻り、未来を元に戻すことを目指しています。

In a distant land far away, I, Akan who is a master of the changing darkness, I unleashed evil evil! But a foolish samurai warrior holding a magical sword walked to oppose me. Before the last blow attacked, I opened the entrance of time and threw him into the future. Here's my evil is the law! Now a fool returns to the past and aims to restore the future.

>>5235961
ching chang chong

>>5235799
Those numbers....that's what we in industry like to call "dubs"

>>5235961
m'skyuse me i donat speek gook runes
jk, frend ;)

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>>5234960

Aku is just a variation on Roku's Basilisk. The idea that it is inevitable that evil will win, and it will punish you in the future if you don't help it now.

I much prefer the opposite position.

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Yall niggas looking for a real samoorai?

>>5234999
>>5235166
>>5235300
>>5235399
>>5235488
IN THE FUTURE THERE IS ONLY AKU

>>5235496
it's over animeCUCKOLDS are FINISHED

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>>5236399
THESE DIGITS!!!

Will anime ever recover?

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>>5234969
>>5234979
>>5235005
>>5235018
>>5235388
>>5235496
>>5235624
>>5235646
>>5235734
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>>5236389
bow down to aku before its to late

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>>5236573
I refuse.

>>5236742
even if you had 60 years, you will never defeat Aku.

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>>5236768

Could a coup defeat aku?

>>5236780
It would be extremely painfull...

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>>5237109
You're a big guy.

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>>5237862
THIS BIG?