Now that you've made it this far, you shall be granted one

i wish lol

kill all weebs

i wish for dubs

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>>5232050
Done. I guarantee you will laugh again at some point in the near future.
>>5232054
Pic related is the result when I try to make this wish come true.

>>5232039
>>5232050
>>5232054
>>5232057
>>5232061
nice dubs ^_^

>>5232057
This is mostly beyond my control. I cannot guarantee you will get dubs instantly. However, I can grant you the will to keep trying. It has been done.

>>5232066
these dubs though

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I love mïcker!

>>5232039

I wish i have a #14 from jimmy johns with extra turkey and lettuce, bbq chips and a root beer

>>5232039
I wish my father would stop beating me

>>5232064
What

>>5232089
I like boobs

>>5232142
good dubs ^.^

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I wish jimmy neutron would air again.
I have severe depression since late 2006 when jimmy neutron stopped airing.
I was about 23 when I was introduced into the show. I was always a fan of nickelodeon shows like Spongebob Squarepants or Fairy OddParents, but I haven't been enjoying live since Jimmy Neutron stopped airing.
I was never popular in school and am an almost 40 year old virgin now. I am also very smart. I always could relate to Jimmy Neutron, which is why I have fallen in love with this show when it started airing, and were heartbroken when it was cancelled due to DNA productions' closing.
I remember how hyped I was for season 4 (which was supposed to be much darker and deep compared to the previous), and how disappointed I was when I heard it was cancelled.
It was like my life had nowhere to go, as Jimmy Neutron was already the most important thing in my life (I am a shut in NEET since 20, and have barely spoken to anyone since I dropped out of school). Of couse I loved Planet Max as well, and the Timmy vs Jimmy trilogy. But this isn't the same. My life has never been the same since. I just want Jimmy Neutron to air again, so I could enjoy life again. Can you make my wish come true?

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>>5232039

>>5232178
i wish you could find something proton in your life

IMMORTALITY

to be a trigglybillionair

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I wish spoderman was ded.

wake me up inside

>>5232039
i wish 4 al teh littlel boyes adn griles two got skol

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I wish nobodies wishes in this thread came true

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>>5232039
I want La Plata to be the best city in the world

>>5232154
Stop checking counterfeit dubs. Terrorist

i want lasagna for all meals

>>5232039
Immortality!

i wish i was a cute girl

>>5232054
>>5232061
>>5232930
>>5233429
rude

I wish that you won't grant any more wishes

To be able to grant wishes

>>5232039
Dubes for gf :3

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>>5234488
good double

>>5233928
I can't believe my thread is still alive. I meant to come back and grant some wishes but you guys overwhelmed me so only one more will come true. Congrats anon, you will one day become a little girl.

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>>5232064
What the fuck

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>>5232100
>>5235944
dubs confirm

Your fortune: Bad Luck

You'r everything I could wish for

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>>5232039
Give me girl

>>5232039
I WISH MY PENIS WAS 9 FUCKING UH TOWER MEASURMENTS LONG YES! AND UH I WANT A FOOD IM HUNGRY! YES AND UH I THINK ILL GO WITH 3 CIGARETES TO SMOKE BECAUSE IM SO TIRED OF WATER! YES YES OkAY UH AN D MAYBE A COMPUTER TO INTERNET WITH?

>>5232178
don't fear anon, just find some Jimmy Neutron rule 34 and see some hot pics of Jimmy sticking his his erect Neutron in Cindy's black hole!

>>5233429
>but that would mean that this wish doesn't come true either
>paradox.jpg

>>5235966
muscular women are ugly

>>5235966
goode dubse
>>5235978
I wish i knew who tf ur quoting to be tbh

Your fortune: Average Luck

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>>5235986
oh look an oldfag who can't adapt to the new meaning of greentexting

>>5235966
This universe has rules, friend. I cannot grant wishes that absurd. Nice dubs though.

>>5232142
welcome newfig

i wish i had a GF:/ lol

>>5236068
Not possible. Only god is that powerful.

>>5232039
I wish for an income of at least 50k a year, within the month.

>>5232039
I wish everywon was nice.

I also wish for an income of at least 50k a year, within the month.

>>5236092
>>5236104
You can have that if you work hard so no, fuck your wish.

Omnipotence please

>>5236112
Your wish has been granted, however it is your soul that is omnipotent, and it is trapped inside your body currently. Release your soul to activate your powers.

I wish to be a pretty lady

>>5236130
Do you really want to sacrifice your bepis though?

>>5236134
Yeah

>>5232039
i wish for 1 million dollers

>>5236138
All right, I hope you know wishes like this are hard to grant. They require some work from you, too. Are you willing to follow my directions?

>>5236146
Y-yes absolutely, sir/ma'am.

>>5236149
Grab a knife.

>>5236154
yeah i have it

>>5236156
Do you have access to women's clothes?

>>5236159
Yeah but I don't have my makeup

>>5236162
It's okay, you can get some later. Alright, put on the girl clothes except for the panties.

>>5236165
Clothes are ON

>>5236175
Grab a phone, cut off your genitals, and cover the wound with the panties (stuff them with something to add pressure so you don't bleed out). Then call 911.

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>>5232039
I wish for the death of political correctness.

>>5236180
my bepis is already inverted, v hard to cut out, it's just my face doesn't pass very well?

>>5236187
It's okay, that's why I'm here to use magic. If your dick is inverted it's okay to leave it attached, but the balls have to go. Too much testosterone.

A dad

>>5236192
I can't change your race.

>>5236189
okay i tried but it hurt too much. i guess i can't get magic now?

>>5236198
It's gonna be real hard for me to turn you into a grill. Just be a ladyboy I guess. Save up for a sex change and some hormone replacement therapy.

>>5236200
nice dubs anyway, ma'am/sir

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>>5232039
I want to navelfuck delicious brown categril BBW

>>5236215
All you have to do is click the following link and your wish will be granted:
>>>/trash/

>>5232039
I wish you would properly (that is, without the snarky "I typed 1000ETH in the send amount box and nothing happened) deposit 1000 ETH into this wallet within 10 minutes.

0x4bacfd6ae4abbe58b098c899ab5a2d7d76eafb7c

>>5236297
sent ;^)

>>5236299
Damn, son, where'd you find these dubs?
Page 3.

I wish that I was the only one with wishes and I have infinite wishes.

I have a date tomorrow, I wish I don't get poopy butt at any point during the date tomorrow

i wish I wasnt a virgin

i wish i live my life where god will be FORCED to slightly raise his eyebrowse and when no one is looking have some liking towards me. i want to dance with god in the most beautiful way, barring and sacrificing all else.

>>5236533
Yeah it would be bad if your butt buddy got poop dick from fucking your ass

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>>5236587
heh I get it you're implying that I'm a man about to have homosexual relations with another man, in violation of biblical rules

>>5232039
i want to get rid of u,, wishes are too powrful to give out

Kill Jima

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>>5232050
Make WT snacks a mod again

>>5232039
I want dubs

>>5232039
Wishing for China

Deseo hablar inglés ayy

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>>5232039
Make my next week as easy as possible.

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>>5232039
non-ironic political posts are now a bannable offense

>>5232039
Gimme a miracle

>>5236710
If only it was possible

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>>5232178

>who are you quoting?

rollin 4 jimmy neutrons inevitable return. You know those sacks of shit in Shittywood will eventually recycle the show. They're running out of material. The old tried and true is an easy paycheck for a producer.

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