Let me get a checklist of everyone who wants to be in Diamond

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>>5229114
I am the leader of le diaman dogs!

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Satania

Ok Satania is the first in Diamond dogs. Who else?

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>>5229118
Alexandria Jony!

Satania's faithful side kike!

"seems like a good soldier to me. Hes in."

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>>5229124
Here is another recruit boss man

Kurumizawa McDowell, Satanichia
>Chuuni
>lower middle class
>Bakers daughter
>Fun
>Genki
>/fa/ as fuck
>/fit/ as fuck
>Can take a beating
>Red hair
>Forgiving

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>>5229114
Le meme man. Requesting to join

>>5229131
*scoffs*
"I guess another couldnt hurt. Shes in."

>>5229133
*looking off into the sunset*
"So old friend we meet again. I guess I couldnt be inviting enough to let you be among the ranks of my fellow brothers. Welcome to Diamond Dogs."

>>5229133
So all the jews dieing was a meme? You f**ken ass****

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>>5229145
"Those Jews were kept in camps because the Russians had infected them. All of them. A virus designed specifically by the russians to infect jews first and then spread to others. Hitler was saving lives by ending others. He sacrificed his name and well being to save the world. He is remembered as a villain when in reality he is the greatest hero the world has ever known. It was an honor to serve alongside him."

>>5229145
"So are you going to criticize heros of war or are you going to join the cause?"

("Kept you waiting huh?")

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heres the logo as well

>>5229142
Hell yes. Let's do some sneaky sneaks bruddah

>>5229153
Finally someone understands me.
The Jew virus had to be eradicated. This was the only way

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>>5229114
Liquid Dabney reporting in

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herbmione reporting for dooty boss

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>>5229114
Can satn join militari?

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The Imperial Guard is here, ready to support the Emperor's finest regiment. For the Imperium!

>>5229241
Yes santa, you may join

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*On a stage above all the soldiers*
"With power like this, we will never be defeated. All those who stand in our way will be eradicated. This fight is going to be hell on earth, but heavens not our kind of place anyway.

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Le Hungre Ducke reporting in. How many snacks will u give me 4 joining?

>>5229264
"To be honest private Ducke, there has not been any source of rations since the base went down all those years ago. With the help of this militia and the forces within, we can fight our way to those snacks Ducke. You and your brothers in arms will have the honor and glory of true soldiers, and with honor, comes snacks."

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>>5229267
I think im just gonna go to the park and get snacks 4 free then.

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*Staring into the horizon*
"Its okay Ducke. You have your whole life ahead of you. We cant all give up everything we have for the cause. Sometimes we cant handle this war anymore, but still some push through and fight. That is what separates then men from the soldiers. The Diamonds in the rough. The Diamond Dogs."

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Tachanka has traveled from the far away lands of reddit as a living meme to come help in the cause

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the musket man. i am the master of muskets

>>5229357
"A sniper. A warrior in the shadows. Striking the enemy right when they think they are safe. Welcome to the team,
*Turns around*
Musket Man."

>>5229114
I don't want to be a diamond dog.

parasites mayne

They have to be ended at some point.

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this is nice militia

Ok so now the spots are almost filled. Does anyone else want in?

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>>5229114
can i be a diamond dog?
every night i can feel my leg

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>>5229386
Chaika gun experience have
Chaika still join?

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Can Skeleman join?

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>>5229389
Kaz youre already in Diamond Dogs we've talked about this.

>>5229402
Yes, you can join. There is always a place for snipers here. (You may have a little competition from another Sniper though. Dont worry shes usually quiet about it.)

>>5229447
Skeleman you may join on the condition that you donate the cheezit box to the R&D department for researching purposes. Cardboard boxes always come in handy.

I don't want to join your private army! I'm reporting you terrorists once I get out of here!

>>5229626
Put him in the brig. He still needs a little convincing before he can fight.

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Has anyone seen Ocelot around? Just realized he was missing. Hes my good ol buddy and usually he doesnt leave without saying something.

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>>5229652
F U man i ran away cuz u kept tranquilizing me and puching me and putting me in headlocks. Snayk yoos bein a DICK so I GTfo for a littl. ill be backk on toosday.

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Laughing Snake.

>>5229810
*Taken aback*
"Whaaa---! Thats not me! How the hell did you get this image?!"
*Presses knife to Anons throat*

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dogg here I'm ready for some action

>>5229114
FUCK YOU!!!

>>5230045
"Yes, a true Diamond Dog. With the right gear and some training, you could make for a deadly addition to this Private Military. Youre in. Looking forward to seeing you out there,
DD-2.0

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"So far we have: Satania, Hitler, Santa, Musket Man, Kazuhira Miller, Dogg(DD-2.0), Tachanka from reddit, Skeleman, Chaika, Fultoned soldier, The imperial gaurd, Herbmione, Liquid Dabney, and Alexandria Jony. Anyone else coming in to join?"

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rambo tron echs for blood

>>5230122
This is the place for you then
*hands rambo tron a minigun*
Go crazy

>>5230131
gonna hunt me some echin goblins

>>5230165
"How about Russians? Is that close enough?"

>>5230175
looks like a goblin, smells like a goblin, might as well be a goblin

>>5230182
*Chuckles*
"I agree in every step of the word"

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>>5230109
keksandra (male), master of disguise, reporting in.

>>5230187
*Crosses arms and smiles*
"With a cardboard box, youd be truly undetectable.
Consider your self in Keksandra"

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>>5230187
187

Your fortune: Godly Luck

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>>5230199
"Well Well Well, if it isnt edward snowden himself. Id normally turn you away Snowden, but it seems we need an intel expert to assist Ocelot. Youre in"

"Okay so now we also have Rambo, Edward Snowden, and Keksandra."

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Bongo girl reporting in

"Bongos, Great for distracting. Our intel team has even figured out away to scramble enemy air radar with them. Consider yourself a Diamond Dog now, Bongo Girl"

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nasha masha reporting in

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Cone head reporting for duty! I am here to bring snacks

>>5230187
mad armpit game

>>5230415
"Natasha, the troops seem overwhelmingly excited about your prescence here.
Im not sure why, but i guess you can stay since they like you so much."

>>5230427
"Conehead, Im personally permitting you as a member due to the loss of Ducke from insufficient snack stock. Consider yourself lucky."

>>5229133
>>5229200
>>5229266
>>5230122
>>5230199

"No one panic! Just a Dub checking drill."

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>>5230483

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>>5230485

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>>5230486

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>>5230491

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>>5230495

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>>5230499
"I-I-I love it."
*Stares into book in pure awe*
"This is just... Me."
*Looks up*
"Th-Thank you."

"We need more books like that here at mother base."

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the teeth girl

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mini-wogster reportin in
small size and dangerously radical tricks wrapped up into one package making one of the most stealthy and lethal operatives to ever live.

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Reindeer reporting in. Cannot fly but can eat carrots

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slippy reporting in for technical assistance

>>5230187
do u have the flats yet
srsly stop teasing :^)

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>>5229114
Human-san, Metal Gear is one of our most secret black projects, how do you know about it?

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Green Mean rebording in Vic jefe

>>5230617
"Teeth girl,
You can run part of the R&D department. Huey is recently in need of new scientists to head up the research and development grounds.

>>5230657
"Mini Wogster huh?
Usually we don't actively recruit child soldiers. As of recent events in Angola however we seem to be making exceptions.
Youre in."

>>5230775
"Due to recent travels in the Angola- Zaire regions of Africa, I seem to have accidentally supplied mother base with an over abundance of black carrots.
Just eaat them. Please. No one wants them here."

>>5230792
"Slippy the toad. I know you. We met back in Super Smash bros. Sorry about beating up Fox.
On the other hand, an engineer is always welcome on motherr base. Youre in."

>>5231725
"As leader of Diamond Dogs I've been heading the metal gear project ever since the discovery of the Shagohad and the destruction of Peacewalker.
Recently however, Peacewalkers AI pod with the bosses personality has been discovered in Afghanistan. More on that later.

>>5231955
"Mean Green? You seem fimiliar...but more serious than I remember... However if you feel it is your duty to take up arms in this fight than who am I to deny you. Youre in"

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"So glad all of you came to support the cause.
To show appreciation here is the picture of the only time I have ever laughed."

"Nevermind, I sould take this picture down. It isnt good for the troops to see a leader acting so recklessly."

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"The truth has been exposed. Its time for you all to know about the Russians horrors."

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howdy
sheriff kitty reportin in
it's too late to join i reckon
durn it

>>5232863
*Laughs*
"No worrys Sheriff Kitty, Were always looking for new recruits."
*Pets Sheriff Kitty*
"You can hang out in Pequod. Itll be nice."
*Picks up and puts cat into Helicopter*

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*Audible buttclenching*
Yeah sign me up, pussy.

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Diamond
U
Dogs

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Is slug dog able to help diamond dogs?

>>5232973
*Looks Down*
"Slug Dog I let everyone join Diamond Dogs.
But you...
I just dont know how you can fight.
We already have plenty of dogs that arent slugs.
I guess you could be of use in the medical platform.
Yea work there. Im looking forward to having you patch the men up, Slug Dog."

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Bill Cosby, here to put an end to all this riff raff n' ruckus

>>5233062
"Bill Cosby I'll immediatly send you to work with the medical staff due to your famous career with drugs and tranquilizing renditions of various chemicals. Your knowledge of said drugs along with the R&D departments knowledge of gear and weaponry could combine to create various rifles or grenades with tranquilizing agents. Youre in."

>>5233101
"With the correct training, some battlefield knowledge, and a solid rifle, youd make a great soldier in no time. I'll give you your new operational rank name of Platinum Ox. Welcome to Diamond Dogs."

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vibri!!

>>5233118
"I'm not sure how Vibri is going to perform against the Spetz. You'll go on the waiting list for now. Enjoy your time at mother base."

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Ride here, enemies getting noided as soon as I step into the battlefield

>>5233130
but youre exmilitary

>>5233130
"A valuable skill indeed. After getting noided, the soviets wont know what to do. You will be deployed shortly if you are up to the task. Your operation will be titled operation "Back down" be ready."

>>5233143
My retiring days are over. The money store calls for me

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dismembered 2pac wearing a The Noid shirt

>>5233153
"2 pac speaks of how he is a warrior in the streets. With his skills we can have a disruptive force to harass Russian outposts and pools soldiers away from bases. He's now a member. (Nice shirt Pac)"

"Any other Noids?"

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World peace is over

>>5234315
"World Peace? Give me a break. Theres never been "World Peace" No matter what, someone has a problem with someone else. Tensions rise and it escalates into a fight. Even a war. There hasnt ever been world peace and there never will be. If you feel its your part to join Diamond Dogs and continue the tradition of exposing the truth to the world, go ahead. Welcome to the team."

"I keep getting reports of an expirimental lab in the Angola-Zaire region. I'm sending out the next 5 recruits who sign up to investigate. Who wants to go?"

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"Who thought they could keep me out of a thread?"

>>5235189
"I guess they didnt know that the only thing I enjoy more than interrogating Russians and watching quiet on a bumpy helicopter ride, is 4chan."

>>5234315
feels bad