>Be me
>Be 24
>New car, was a beautiful Acadia
>Had chrome plated spinners
>Going 70 in a 65
>All of a sudden "WEE WUU WEE WUU"
>Pull over
> 9/10 qt3.14 steps out
>Howyoudoin.jpg
>Try and flirt my way out of the ticket
>She's an undercover feminaz
>She flips at my advances and arrests me for rape
>MFW I went to jail for something I didn't do
>MFW I almost got raped in the showers
>MFW I hit on a feminist
>>5224273
>Be me
>Be your age += 1;
>Driving a Buick Le Sabre
>Going 45 in 35
>Hear "weeee woooo weee woooo"
>Pull over
>Androgynous police officer steps out
>Cop notices my Black Hanekawa vaporwave shirt
>"You like anime?"
>"yes, copper, I do."
>"Move along, sir."
>MFW anime saved my life.
>>5224310 What?
>>5224310
why does the anime have 2 mouths?
>>5224351(Hoe that can't spell for shit)
No one
>be nice grill
>driving in park area
>see this
>they start following my vehicle
>oh fug
>they stop to fine a cowe
>think i have escaped
>go back into town to go home
>drive by building
>see this
>they pull me over
>oh fug i'm nice tho
>get slammed on car to be
>break free and run off
>get captured 3 blocks down
>break from from grip again
>run around corner to see this
>no more nice