taking my coffee without cream or sugar for a week and i

>>5217992
> : ^ )

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>>5217992
*punches OP in the face knocking him off chair*
*swipe*
NO MORE COFFEE.
you're grounded until you stop posting.
*sips cup for self while OP lays in pain*
*leaves & close door*

we can't all have nice things you know!

You gotta take my cock and ram it in my ass for me, even if I don't want it. DO IT! Force it! Break it if you have to. I don't care.

For once I just want to tell god that my cum has pieces of shit floating in it. and it's fowl smelling oder makes me so fucking angry I literally run towards the nearest living thing and kill it.

smite me if you must but also know that I like to drink pissy shit-water from clogged toilets in movie theater bathrooms because I fucking CAN! and must! because if I had just learned to play the fucking guitar like my dad wanted me to I would have ended up in a much worse situation. Sucking nigger dick for open slot at some gay bar so I could perform covers of Billy Joel songs. I'd strum the guitar with my toe nails and at the end id throw my guitar at some poor bastards face when they least expected it.

Everyone will be terrified.

I'll just stomp my feet and piss my pants and cry like a retard.

Why?

bunp

bunp

>>5217992
irregardless, its the same difference and I literally could care less for all intensive purposes so you're point is mute per say.

>>5218845
irregardless, its the same difference and I literally could care less for all intensive purposes so you're point is mute per say.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

im gon STOP confy thread FOR ever AAHAHAHHAh :))

HA, everyone in the world is a bot except for you. Tough luck pal, better luck next week.

>>5219895
wat dis mean who u talken to

>>5217992
how many weeks must this go on

>>5219600
>>5219977
haha dubs

>>5220388
Y-you too

>>5219895
im bot too1

Nice meme