I asked my friend age 7 "how do I beat the Nightmare?"

>>5206186
I don't give a flying fuck feminazi scum. Women like you are the reason why 2D is better and much cheaper in the end that taking care of real bitchy stupid cunts. Have a good day try not to cut yourself too much I know how much food you'll be preparing to eat that depression away. Oh what am I saying you're probably a lesbian so eat all the pussy you can't find because that one girl you have a major crush on since you "gave up on guys" doesn't want you because she's with a "jerk of a man" good day to you BITCH!!!

>not beating your nightmare without energy tanks and missile expansions

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>>5206186
Hit it with da brain blast

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It is nothing
Just the press of a few buttons
It was nothing
just a video game

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a dragon flying high in the sky
out of sight of the naked eye
I wish I may I wish I might
catch a glimpse of it tonight

>>5206186
oh wowe I used 2 habe this for GBA.
IDK how u beat him but I know at once part his mask comes off and I think u habe 2 shoot his face.

>>5206250
>>5206210
underratted

>>5206210
>>5206250
>>5206296
You two can fuck off.

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>>5206304
join our games in the spring of life

>>5206188
dubs

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>>5206186
You hafta use the charge beam

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2ysTYn4F-k&t=0m41s

when le Melty McMeltsTheirFace puts on the gravity mode. Because missiles no fly. :(