I can't shit. No matter how much I try or how much I want

>>5205524
TOXIC MEGACOLON

laxatives

>>5205524
call the doctor

>>5205534
It is the only thing that I can use, but I don't want to overdo it and that my body gets used to it.

>>5205563
What? Do you have major constipations regularly?
Just do what it says on the bottle.

>>5205524
get a spoon or just use your fingers and scoop it out

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I wish I could just eat them all time

>>5205524
try eating something

if dubs staple ur anus shut

>>5205524
try eating some actual food instead of the standard American diet

>>5205524
for future reference, this type of image is not appropriate for posting on s4s. we are a family frendly boarde

>>5205540
no really do this anon im worried you might have a blockage

I guess swaglord really likes cock a lot... he likes to make sure these posts stay up ... he envisions himself in the position of the girl! haha good job swaglord you go get some cock! lol

>>5205524
prunes and/or laxatives

>>5205755
I just ate two fucking pizzas.

>>5205771
My PC does not show a preview and couldn't tell what pic I chose.

>>5205844 (dubs)
I just checked two fucking digits repeating

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I had the flu for a week and I was eating regularly but I only pooped twice over the course of 8 days

It gets my neurons flaring but I have school tonight in my nightmares so I have to focus on that right now, so maybe you guys can think about it for me?

>>5205524
Have you tried taking a shit?

>>5205524
go to the drug store and buy an enema.

you don't want to have to have your petrified shit surgically removed.

also start eating some fiber for fuck's sake. eat a handful of prunes with every meal.