If you ever feel the need to argue on the internet, before saying anything, make the other person promise that he'll actually respond to your arguments and not just insult you or change the subject.
You might be thinking that this is stupid, that the other guy won't give a fuck about a "promise" on a 4chan post. But the truth is that most "trolls" you see aren't really trolls. They're not faking an opinion to get you angry, they actually HAVE that dumb opinion, and are merely masturbating to their own superiority by posting crude MS paint comics.
By saying this "you don't have the balls to actually argue with me ;)" you're bypassing that layer of arguments and anger and going for their pride. This will get them angry and they'll probably accept.
Of course, you have to make sure you actually can defend your ideas and have the time to do so. Otherwise you'll look like an idiot.
shutup nerd boi
>>5199876
arguing on 4chan is like <unfunny cliche metaphor about retards or something>
>>5199880
>tfw celebrites never post on 4chan bc they have their own brivate celebrite internet with slaves instead of ineffable digital animatentities
>>5199911
nice dubs, but whom are you quoting?
>>5199929
HAHAHAHA NICE DUBS BUT WHO ARE YOU FIST UP MY ASSSS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNEH HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH SO FUNNEH AHAHAHAHAHA
>>5199939
FIST UP MY ASSSS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNEH HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH SO FUNNEH AHAHAHAHAHA FIST UP MY ASSSS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNEH HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH SO FUNNEH AHAHAHAHAHA FIST UP MY ASSSS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNEH HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH SO FUNNEH AHAHAHAHAHA FIST UP MY ASSSS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNEH HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH SO FUNNEH AHAHAHAHAHA FIST UP MY ASSSS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNEH HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH SO FUNNEH AHAHAHAHAHA FIST UP MY ASSSS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNEH HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH SO FUNNEH AHAHAHAHAHA FIST UP MY ASSSS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNEH HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH SO FUNNEH AHAHAHAHAHA FIST UP MY ASSSS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNEH HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH SO FUNNEH AHAHAHAHAHA FIST UP MY ASSSS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNEH HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH SO FUNNEH AHAHAHAHAHA FIST UP MY ASSSS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNEH HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH SO FUNNEH AHAHAHAHAHA FIST UP MY ASSSS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNEH HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH SO FUNNEH AHAHAHAHAHA FIST UP MY ASSSS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNEH HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH SO FUNNEH AHAHAHAHAHA FIST UP MY ASSSS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNEH HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH SO FUNNEH AHAHAHAHAHA FIST UP MY ASSSS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNEH HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH SO FUNNEH AHAHAHAHAHA FIST UP MY ASSSS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNEH HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH SO FUNNEH AHAHAHAHAHA FIST UP MY ASSSS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNEH HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH SO FUNNEH AHAHAHAHAHA FIST UP MY ASSSS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNEH HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH SO FUNNEH AHAHAHAHAHA FIST UP MY ASSSS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNEH HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH SO FUNNEH AHAHAHAHAHA FIST UP MY ASSSS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNEH HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH SO FUNNEH AHAHAHAHAHA FIST UP MY ASSSS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNEH HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH SO FUNNEH AHAHAHAHAHA FIST UP MY ASSSS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNEH HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH SO FUNNEH AHAHAHAHAHA FIST UP MY ASSSS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNEH HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH SO FUNNEH AHAHAHAHAHA
>>5199968
Who are you quoting?
>>5199876
>>5199876
NOT AN ARGUMENT!!:DDDD
>>5199911
>implying they don't
>>5199876
>Otherwise you'll look like an idiot.
What a drastic downside, how shall I ever regain my reputation among my peers if I don't defend my arguments, shit keeps me up at night
>>5200178
yeah thats le good proof
le card doctoring is le ole'dest in le booke
>>5199911
Who, in the name of Jesus, is this guy quoting?