waitress brings me my food "enjoy your meal"

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>calling the barber
>some sweet-voiced qt girl picks up
>call ends
>she says goodbye
>say ''L-love you too!'' in response
>never visit them again

iktb tbpqhwy

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obligatory

>>5196504
walk into tutoring place at school
say "is baoming working"
girl replies "im good how are you"
say it louder again
girl "yes hes working"
mfw dont have face b/c i didnt really care

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>>5196504
>needed 5$ cash back
>7/11
>it's a 1.50 charge fee
>proceeded to go through with it
>tfw all I do is piss away money

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f*g off ur not shy or stutter ur just a h*ck st**id norfram REE

>>5197571
youd be paying ~1$ in gas to drive across town to the bank i'm not seeing an issue here

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>>5197602
>tfw my bank was right across the street
>but tfw they don't just do 5$, only multiples of 20

>>5197609
Whom are u quoting? What is wrong with your bank? Whenever I go to mine I always load up on funny money like dollar coins and $2 bills bc spending them is fun and confuses cashiers. Lol Susan B Anthony and sacagawea (sp?) dollars are fun. The back of the two $ is nice also IMO. My bank wants to give out 20s only but you can ask them for different currency if they have it

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>>5197616
Never heard of sacagawea dollars before and nothing, i'm sure if I went inside they would give me 5$ but i'm talking about the ATM right by the door that never charge you a usage fee
I can't see myself going inside a bank just for 5$.. Sounds degenerate

>>5197631
You have to talk to a teller! ATMs suck. I usually wind up taking all of the $2 bills they have since I'll request hundreds worth at a time.

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>>5197643
short story: my nana (passed away) collected literally hundreds of the 2$ dollar bills, I remember as a kid thinking a 2$ bill was so cool

I wonder what the bank would say if I came up there with all of them, take them off my hands?

>>5196504
I also suffer from autism

Your fortune: Average Luck

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she cutt me

>>5197616
>I always load up on funny money like dollar coins and $2 bills bc spending them is fun and confuses cashiers. Lol Susan B Anthony and sacagawea (sp?) dollars are fun.
what a waste of time. lol
>>5197571
just buy a pack of gum with a big bill and get change.

why do so many humans on essforce look like pepe?

Thanks for the awful reminder I can't do anything right.

>>5197673
I have a stack of 2 dollar bills in my safe and i use them at the strip club.

Heh... I picked up condoms once and the guy said "have fun" and then I said "you too" and he laughed and I hated him. He should just put his goddamn head down and let me buy a box of condoms. Shit head...