>waitress approaches >she says that will be 13.95 >leave

>>5194984
very noice.
she'll marry ya.

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THE ONLY GIRL I EVER LOVED

WAS BORN WITH ROSES IN HER EYES

>>5194984
I am genuinely in love with Anne Frank. She was beautiful, witty, and graceful young woman who light was snuffed out far too early.

I frequently fantasize about being Peter van Pels hiding with her.

Oh god, just imagine deflowering that sweet girl on a lazy Amsterdam afternoon, lying and learn what each other's bodies were for.

Now imagine nine months later, she's got a massive bulging stomach from carrying your child inside of her and it seems like she’s gonna pop any moment now. Her popped belly button makes it look like she's got a giant third boob where her stomach once was. She waddles around and can barely move half of the time. She's developed an insatiable craving for your dick and you've likewise developed a taste for her pussy. You’re both cooped up in an attic all day have nothing better to do besides fuck like an unsustainable third world population. You lie down on your back, she strips off her almost comically too small clothes and kneels on top of you. She grabs a hold of your rock hard cock, inserts it deep inside of her, and begins to ride you like a stallion. You feel the pressure from her incredible weight and huge round belly bearing down on you but the indescribable pleasure of her tight pussy throbbing on you cock negates any discomfort. You sink into her beautiful soul, into that secret place where no one dares to go. After 30 minutes, you and her are both moaning with ever greater intensity, you know it won't be long now. Suddenly, you feel your cock shaking like a V-2 rocket and the orgasm reaches it's climax as your cum literally explodes like an 88mm AT round inside her Sherman tank, blowing the turret right off. You and her both join as one, souls screaming from the sheer ecstasy. As the elation wears off, she lies next to you. Too exhausted to do anything else, you simply hold her in your embrace.

>>5194984
Fugging prick. Tip 30% or you don't deserve to eat out
Also clap at the end of movies and when the plane lands.

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>>5195397
tfw you will never travel back in time and lay claim to jconn's virginity

>waitress approaches
>make her wait
DEVILISH

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>>5195773

>>5194984
who are you quoting????

>>5194984
1,05 out of 15 is a perfectly normal tip

>>5194984
>waitress approaches
>she's really cute
>hands me check
>begin to panic as she doesnt go away
>she has more autisms than me
>actually it was napkins and she asked me what i wanted to drink
lole