Ever have to piss while jacking it and then when you finish you

one time i was jacking off and i was really fucked up and it was taking a really long time and at some point i thought i was cumming but i was really just pissing a lot and it was kind of ridiculous

>>5187930
i want mado to puke on my dick while i raep her

tfw to intelligent to urinate

>>5187937

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>>5187930

Ever have to piss immediately after cumming and it smells like mint?

Ever get a boner when trying to push out a big shit?

Ever take a big fat wet shit in a public toilet and it's aids infested cum water splashes up into your asshole?

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>>5187930
Is your benis broken or something? Even when I have to pee that never hapoens.

>>5187943
Which one I have 7 and 3/8

>>5187930
No. Why would you even say that you creep.

>>5187938
tfw you have to cut your bladder open and insert some surgical tubing to get your urine out

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>>5187930
I stuck a hole and burst my hemorrhoid with a fork while masturbating once. Most intense thing I've ever done