I introduce to you the Soda! He is a very comedic monkey that

>>5186560
Pleased to meet you, won't you guess my name

Beef-tastic

bliddlyoop

shonda ! ⍣ ~huge~ huge soda L⍥VE ! soda soft drink inna belly button :) wat soda got in store for me today, o rite not much. i wish shonda had more going on. (we all do, anmonek, we all do ⤺consolate bacc-pat⤻ ) soda shirked me moooom sonda shirked me , wat're we gna do about dat? ~pressfist slamclench into open palm catheter's-mitt style~ smithsond withstaining pain how much pain can sond withstain! find out 2nite on a very special πtroducing·•●big b⍥⍥ster seat b⍥y whose-a bigga b⍥⍥ster b⍥y ⌰ are

shonda

hoi polloi

khob khun krub

>>5187639
shit, you know how it is

>>5187661
It's hard out here for a pimp

>>5187715
standard waiver

stanley papers

colonel vapours

Your fortune: Good Luck

cordial insations

Two-tone installations

ah, breakfast breads

>>5187752
One bagel for me please

>>5187758
No bagel for you, Year One (starring Michael Cera)

>>5187772
Grazzi

>>5187778
yw bby

>>5187784
this is how we do it

Shona L. McDaniels = SODA ??????????

>>5187790
what the fuck is Shona L McDaniels

>>5186560
Haha lol is is a good one I really like it

>>5187793
he checked into monchy thread rite around two years ago now... hav'n't seen 'em since ⍨

>>5187802
truly a sad tale

>>5187802
But what else do we KNOW?!

File: Soda Brains.png (177KB, 468x321px) Image search: [Google]

177KB, 468x321px

Interacting

>>5187827
i impostered him bout a year ago in memoriam

>>5187835
it was probably me tbh

>>5187833
these repeating numerals really make my brain go "hmm"

>>5187840
And then?

daddy gave me a name

>>5187848
Chris Evans

>>5187744
>>5187833
>>5187855
Holy SHIT it's DUBS!

Clearly

>>5187879
WHAT

>>5187884
Going in

>>5187890
coke is like a mattress in the hood, im flippin on it

>>5187898
not familiar with that song
currently listening to a WTF episode with Tenacious D

beef coursels

>>5186560
I wake up everyday filled with dread and sorrow

>>5187945
There's probably things that can be done to fix that, but you have to be willing to do them

>>5187945
no...no gater..no gater bad gater bea happey gater
https://a.pomf.cat/fmnznf.mp4

Dokus

candy screen wrappers of silkscreen fantastic, requiring memories, both lovely and guiltfree, lurid and lovely with twilight of ages, luscious and lovely and filthy with laughter, laconic giggles, ennui fort the passions, in order to justify most spurious desires, rectify moments, most serious and urgent, to hail upon the face of most odious time, requiring replies most facile and vacuous, with words nearly singed, with the heartbeat of passions, spew forth with the grace of a tart going under, subject of great concern, noble origin

>>5188014
pimlins scrins

Now this is what I call Introductions Vol. 950,246

Gerbils

shrarp

tenglits

File: 1466564015316.png (10KB, 764x407px) Image search: [Google]

10KB, 764x407px

Ontological optimization and actualization is actuated via selfreference; optimization and actualization of being is the purpose of becoming.

One of the prime characteristics of autism is concern with the self —“autism”: from Greek “autos” (“self”), and suffix “ism”; id est: “selfism”—, and what is concern with the self if not the most basic form of selfreference?

The autistic individual —id est: the person— is Sofia, coordinating, actualizing, and optimizing, its three selves: Kiki, Ada, and Wanessa; dealing with the external from the internal; directing the infinite space outside from the eternal time inside, thus, producing the world in the process.

File: index.png (274KB, 704x691px) Image search: [Google]

274KB, 704x691px

>>5188000
>>5187855
>>5187833
>>5187744
quoting all the highlighted numerals that my s4s script highlighted for me

seven years gone by

>>5188159
SINCE WHAT

>>5188174
this era began

>>5188153
haha i am watchin chowder rite now
what are the odds

File: freddietwitter_400x400.jpg (22KB, 400x400px) Image search: [Google]

22KB, 400x400px

It's the freak phone, and here's the party freak. Freddy Freaker, the dancin' new sensation, grabbin' the nation, doin' the freak. Call Now. 1-900-490-FREAK. Join the party, the fast and easy way, to hear what's scammin' from New York to L.A. Call now. 1-900-490-FREAK. What's happenin' what's jammin', party 'til you drop. Dial and hear the action, what's hot and what's not. Call Now. 1-900-490-FREAK.

Two dollars a call.

>>5188294
oh

>>5188294
oh

...degaS

A HALF-A*S PI*S-POOR EXAMPLE OF A MEME HEAVILY PROMOTED BY A FEW WORTHLESS NAMEFIGS (DCP/CTS/TK/RENKO) THAT HAVE NO CREATIVITY NOR SKILLS AKA SELF-PROMOTING MONKEY BUMPERS TRYING AND DEFINITELY FAILING TO CREATE THE NEXT PEPE.

NAMEFIGS, YOUR PROJECT IS DEAD. YOU FAILED.

File: cinm.jpg (965KB, 1600x1200px) Image search: [Google]

965KB, 1600x1200px

>>5188351
lol they have nothing to do with this ahahahahahahahaha

File: flower.jpg (253KB, 551x551px) Image search: [Google]

253KB, 551x551px

Y-0LPO DK0-CAL-3

File: SodaFlower.jpg (164KB, 551x551px) Image search: [Google]

164KB, 551x551px

>>5188414
Lol, I'm pretty sure Soda can do that better than you can.