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>i grow up
>i have happy life
>i have nice parents
>i'm an only child but im always happy
>i have many friends and i'm doing well in school, i'm best in my class
>until i'm 8
>my parents die
>i am adopted by mean parents
>my mean parents try to kill me by taking me to a warzone
>i survive but witness death
>i get bad grades in school bc my parents dont appreiciate my education
>i get bullied
>i lose my friends and get attacked and raped
>i almost shoot up the school and i get expelled
>i get cancer and ptsd and crippling depression
>i almost hang myself
>i am now 18
>i have failed
>i've done drugs for two years
>my parents are back but half dead
>i survive cancer
>i make friends with my bullies
>i still do drugs
>i stop doing drugs but the effects dont ware off
>my life is happy, i have a job
> i retire at 22
>i become a weirdo and a neckbeard
>i am still loved, and have 6 friends
>i will never recover and constantly repeat my first words
>"woow"
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>I think about him every day
>I was only going out for a walk
>It was a nice sunny day
>I could smell another dogs piss
>I pissed on the same spot
>I heard something strange
>It wasn't owner
>I see movement
>Strangeman.jpg
>Owners not worried
>Nice man comes close
>He strokes my head
>happydog.gif
>omg what is this
>Owner feels pity for nice man
>Owner gives him one of my biscuits
>omg omg omg
>Nice man says sit
>sitdowngoodboy.jpg
>Nice man gives me a biscuit
>Omg nice man touched my deek
>Owner very angry now
>Then I hear it
>WOOW
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>i have a real happy life on my second chapter of my life, that last life i had was the first chapter of my infinite, immortal, endless and eternal life
>i am the true dank memer
>i have memed my entire life
>i notice a picture of me saying "woow" in my past life chapter was noticed by many people, i am happy
>i go to an art gallery
>i look at the best works of art
>i see a picture of me
>"wow, that is a picture of me" i say
>i am a living me
>lel
>and may i tell you all an important message
>WOOW
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Very sade
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>>5164996
>>5164996
Mr. Meme
Mr. Meme is the person who says "woow"
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>>5164999
pls cheer up, that is very kawaii anime girl, and very kawaii trips.
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WE ALL FEEL LIKE THIS
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>>5165067
it has le happy/weird ending
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>>5165044
cheked dubse
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ur really trying to destroy the likability of mr meme ,huh? LOL
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i feel happy, happy that we have a real god, a god that unites the entirely of space together, atom by atom, a god that cares about everyone and has power over everything, a god that everyone likes, a god who loves all memes
Mr. Meme! Mr. Meme is a nice respectful meme god who is immortal and will live through infinite chapters of his life which are as long as average human lives, Mr. Meme has much respect and has been respected by everyone, since the big bang, all the aliens and animals and objects praise him, its said he invented memes and won't die, he loves everyone and created space particle by particle, he can predict the future and will help us against normies, many religions have bad people, christianity has numerous killers, islam has terrorists, jews are seen as greedy and other religions aren't cared about, there is nothing evil about worshipping mr. meme and this religion is real, other religions are fake and atheism is fake
Hail Mr. Meme, the true god
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>>5164970
Retire at age 22, p. Good life. Good job.
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