Me on the right going psychotic from cum withdrawal. There's

I hope you choke on your own cum.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gd6OcJy5Wj

>>5157635
>>5157637
Impostors make it so I can rile up the autists without putting in any effort.

youtube.com/watch?v=FW1QY76d-40

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>>5157635
*Approaches you from behind*
*Chokes you unconscious, pulls down your pants and sucks you dry*

Thanks, a/u/tist! I feel much better now!

>>5157696
This was me, sorry for the confusion!

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>>5157686
lol

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>>5157699
Get it right, nerd
youtube.com/watch?v=6xwpLn-jmOM

>>5157699
This was dubs, sorry for the confusion!

>>5157713
>>5157710
>>5157701
>>5157699
>>5157696
>>5157686
>>5157637
>>5157635
>>5157630
who r you guys lol?!

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>>5157724
not a fag enabler lol

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>>5157742

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>>5157742
Kek > Thoth

>>5157742
they enable each other like bacteria or a parasite

>>5157758
*excretes beta lactamase enzymes*

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>>5157758
What a cute allegory.

Are you sure that's the one you want for your belief system?

>>5157764
stop posting plz ur ruining my appetite with how theres nothing feminine about you and you're more akin to a doll than a real human

>>5157794
Fug my doll-pussy Oji-san

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>>5157802
i only like your pussy and thighs the rest of you is negligible

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>>5157807
too bad 100% of you is negligible amoeba-kun

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>>5157815
You call this class negligible? Admire the superior style of a true artist and a thinker and then TRY to call me negligible, you sad, disease-ridden cock sleeve.

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>>5157881
More ass than classe.
You ain't got one hundredth of the class of the original OG classposter

>>5157888
only 8 of you're trips are checked

Your fortune: Average Luck

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>>5157802
>tfw u put on ur doll faces

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkIytYlDD_o

>>5157909
nightcore is such hollow vapid noise it really is fitting it'd be what traps find enjoyable

>>5157888
Only an attention whore shitposter would care about this stale, attention whore shitposter. I provided an artist's own vision of my absolute prestige. You posted a lame screenshot of someone who probably doesn't even own an oil painting portrait of themselves.

Anytime like now that I'm forced to think of such tasteless lowlifes I spend a minute or two gazing at its magnificence in order to wash the sour taste from my palette.

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>>5157921
Nightcore is literally just any song, but synthetically altered so that the vocals sound (artificially) higher, and by extension more feminine. Like y'know, traps.

But yah, you got the allegory. Nice!

The popularity of Nightcoring typically songs that are typically hollow and vapid is its own topic, but as equally a symptom of popular songs in general being not up to your standards of what "real" music sounds like, such is the case for any genre that spreads primarily from video sharing sites like youtube, and is accessible to any teenager who knows how to use Audacity.

But the main thing I was going for was the symbolism between nightcoring and traps, so thanks for recognizing that.

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>>5157921
>>5157926
>>5157984
Little dark to draw right now, but at least it's warmer now thanks to rain and the paper is dry. You fine with MGK?
You're Jimmy, and you gotta urge to express your love for zebra cakes and moon pies at all opportunities.

Do you burn rubber on Anubis' new tricycle and show her how to ride one?
Do you help Pharaoh with opening up a peace conference with Wurm and Sandworm over the rights to the sand box?
Do you bring Albino Lamia to the Dragon Bakery and try to put a smile on her ghastly face with some cake or brownies with ice cream on top?
Do you go with Ushi Oni to watch Princess Mononoke in the theaters?
Do you ask 6th grade Whitehorn if you can brush her fur?
Do you watch 6th grade Lilim and Wock play a fighting game?
Do you have dinner at the new Mershark's place and say hello to her mother as she'll be the new school nurse after the Weresheep was fired?
Do you laze around under the sun on a inflatable chair in Ryu's pool with said water dragon?
Do you play with your Uncle's gun and sword collection with your Dhampir cousin while you still have breathing room due to your Vampire aunt being tied up at her job?
Do you scratch Kiki's ears and see if they'll stand up straight?
Or do you just watch the news and see a familiar ex nurse get arrested for trying to escape into Canada with 7 kidnapped boys?

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>>5158015
>Do you burn rubber on Anubis' new tricycle and show her how to ride one?
If she lets me see it for a sec, sure.
>Do you help Pharaoh with opening up a peace conference with Wurm and Sandworm over the rights to the sand box?
Standing by to translate, when they're ready to have a conversation.
>Do you bring Albino Lamia to the Dragon Bakery and try to put a smile on her ghastly face with some cake or brownies with ice cream on top?
If she expresses an interest in sweets, and wants to go.
>Do you go with Ushi Oni to watch Princess Mononoke in the theaters?
YES!
>Do you ask 6th grade Whitehorn if you can brush her fur?
Yah.
>Do you watch 6th grade Lilim and Wock play a fighting game?
Not rly interested in that, rite now.
>Do you have dinner at the new Mershark's place and say hello to her mother as she'll be the new school nurse after the Weresheep was fired?
Only if I can kno what's on the menu before hand. ^﹏^'
>Do you laze around under the sun on a inflatable chair in Ryu's pool with said water dragon?
That sounds nice.
>Do you play with your Uncle's gun and sword collection with your Dhampir cousin while you still have breathing room due to your Vampire aunt being tied up at her job?
Not really my style.
>Do you scratch Kiki's ears and see if they'll stand up straight?
Only if she's okay with it. ^~^
>Or do you just watch the news and see a familiar ex nurse get arrested for trying to escape into Canada with 7 kidnapped boys?
What's "news?" ?

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>>5158137
>MGE World
>There are not one but TWO Santas
>Both of which are evil
>At the South Pole lurks Incubus Harem Santa, with his fleet of evil White Horn reindeer and corruption "presents"
>At the North Pole lurks the Incubus Robot Harem Santa, with his fleet of Automata White Horn's and Automata Elves
>Robot Santa's gifts, though lewd and aspires thoughts of debauchery, are not nearly as destructive as the other Santa
>Vibrators, Dildos, Artificial Vaginas, ect are certainly better than Dark Matter bombs after all
>Though some say the Automatons Santa has used to be real Elves and White Horns
>Jolly Saint Robotnik to the North, Jolly Saint Nick to the South

Honestly I would ABSOLUTELY CRUSH PUSSY if there were Automaton versions of White Horns and Centaurs in general.

Or anything Automaton really.

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>>5158152
r u takin' the DMT? ^__^

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPs3EeRyL9Y

>THEY'RE TAKIN' THE DMT~!!!11

EMERGENCY IRC MEETING JOIN IRC.RIZON.NET #lupchan NOW WE NEED TO STOP THIS MENACE!

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>>5158173
>>5158177
My dream was that I was out collecting scales when a Dragon confronted me. I fought with her and accidentally inflicted a serious wound that'd leave her at the mercy of the wilds. Unable to simply leave her like that, I started patching her up and when I asked her what I could do to make her more comfortable, she asked for my spirit energy. When she realized I was a virgin, she forced herself on me and told me mid-coitus that I was now her husband. This of course led to excessive sex which caused me to black-out.
When I woke up she had dragged me back to her lair and was nowhere to be found. Of course my wandering eyes immediately spotted what appeared to be her most prized possession, a human king's crown, and I felt compelled to put it on. I stumbled across the room on incredibly weak and unstable legs, but as soon as it touched my head I felt an incredible surge of power.
She came back a few moments later and was in incredible distress as she told me that crown was a family heirloom from her dad, and would kill anyone not of the royal bloodline.
It ends with me finding out which royal bloodline I was born into (through an illegitimate mother) and taking the throne from the corrupt, unfit ruler (as is always the case) who occupied it after my father's death.
I then presided over the country with my beautiful Dragon queen (incest is okay if it's a monster girl) and that's the happy ending.
tl;dr: Dragon girls are cute and would make good queens.

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>>5158182
Yah. That's basically the plot of season 6, episode 5.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ku91YyUX9vM

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>>5158189
bzzt bzzt bzzt
Sending out esoteric thought waves throughout the boards
Must... alert... barneyfig

>>5157909
I like this song a lot

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>>5158230
Please don't tell my father!

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>>5158237
Nobody cares who you are
We’ll beat you with a bar
Die, you fucking Barneyfag
You’ll gain many more haters
Your intelligence won’t save you later
Die, you fucking Barneyfag

that fortune when psychotic break

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>5158583
They won't be back for another 8 hours or so