I created this pasta nearly eight years ago on opchan's

prove ip

>>5152908
No reason for me to give you my IP aside to just prove a point. I don't even think an IP would help with that?

>>5152914
sorry that was typo i meant prove ip

>>5152919
I have no real proof that you'd probably believe, but I can say the original pasta I made was 2x longer. The second part of it is on knowyourmeme somewhere.

>>5152924
well if your seriously then i salute you oh brave meme warrior btw was any of that stuff you said in it true

>>5152924
If you want, I can upload the original full length pasta here.

>>5152927
Of course not. I can't exactly remember why I made the pasta though. I was probably high when I made it.

Anyways here is the original full length pasta.
PART 1
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>5152938
PART 2
I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. I don't even need to use weapons to fucking kill you. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced faggot. Welcome to hell, population: you

>>5152943
holy shit.
you really must of been high.

Right us a sequel, big guy

>>5152973
Hmm, sounds like somebody wants a sequel.

>>5152973
Since when the fuck did you think you had authority to talk back to me like that, you little shit? You don't seem to realise the danger that you just put yourself in, you motherfucker. The danger that could potentially end your life. You see, you just talked back to a Navy Seal. I've had enough engagements against military targets such as Al-Quaeda and ISIS. You think that was a good idea? Think again, shitbag. I've got nearly 500 confirmed kills as of writing this, and I am trained in guerilla warfare. If you think you're safe behind that fucking PC of yours, you're dead wrong. I can easily kill you if I wanted, and you'd better hold your breath that I won't. I have access to the entire arsenal of the USMC and I can easily use it as I wish against your life. I'm also heavily trained in unarmed combat, so don't just use your fists when I find you. I could just snipe you a block away as soon as you walk out the miserable crack den you call your house. If you think you'd be able to escape from my wrath, think again. I have multiple agents and spies watching your IP, and they're ready to nuke the fuck out of you. Good luck surviving the cyclone of holy-shit. Enjoy your fucking life while it still lasts, kiddo.

More a re-make (and fuckup) of the navy seals pasta than a real sequel, but I hope you'll like it.