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imagine meeting a qt girl at work and you talk to her and you

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imagine meeting a qt girl at work and you talk to her and you too hit it off so you take her to a bar that night and she wears a cute dress and does her hair nice and smells nice and she gets a bit drunk so you carry her back to your home on your back and you put her down softly on your bed and she opens her eyes and looks at you and smiles and kisses you and you start fondling her little breasts and start working your way down her body until you make it to her hips so you pull up her dress and theres a little bulge where her pussi should be and theres a little wet spot on her underwear and you look up at her and shes looking away and blushing and you say to her "you know, i knew you were a boy all along" and she says "w-what" and you say "youre not very good at hiding it you know, the way you smell, your facial structure, your legs, your shoulders, your ass..." and she says "d-does it make a difference to you that i'm a boy?" and you say "no" then you lean in and kiss her and shes crying quietly and hugging you then you gently pull her clothes off and start playing with her engorged nipples while she whimpers softly then you start massaging her feminine hairless penis which is now fully erect and shiny with precum and then you push your penis inside her smooth pink boypussy and she moans slightly and bites her lip and looks at you with tear filled eyes and you have sex with her and as cum inside her ass she pulls you in and locks her legs around your waist and whispers in your ear "i love you" haha wouldnt that be funny
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>>5150864
imagine saging and hiding this thread lol xD
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imagine ironically bumping this to make normal people look at it LOL

imagine this joke working because nobody here is normal LOL
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>>5150864
Traps are just weird guys. It's cuter to be a cute boy than a fake girl. Just be happy with who you are...
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>>5150864
I got slightly hard reading this but I'm not even gay haha isn't that a bit funny
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>>5150932
Just a little bit gay
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EVNtfEwSQo
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>>5151108
why bump this thread?
you going faggot?
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>>5150864
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>>5150864
>posting nsfw on a family friendly board
le pig shig
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>>5151112
+100 internets to you my good sir XD (ノヮ)ノ*:・゚ ゚・: *ヽ(ヮヽ) ヽ(◉◡◔)ノ le sparkle fight!!!!! TEXT FACE FOR THE MEMEZ ;O FOR THE WIN!!!!!!1+100 internets to you my good sir XD (ノヮ)ノ*:・゚ ゚・: *ヽ(ヮヽ) ヽ(◉◡◔)ノ le sparkle fight!!!!! TEXT FACE FOR THE MEMEZ ;O FOR THE WIN!!!!!!1+100 internets to you my good sir XD (ノヮ)ノ*:・゚ ゚・: *ヽ(ヮヽ) ヽ(◉◡◔)ノ le sparkle fight!!!!! TEXT FACE FOR THE MEMEZ ;O FOR THE WIN!!!!!!1+100 internets to you my good sir XD (ノヮ)ノ*:・゚ ゚・: *ヽ(ヮヽ) ヽ(◉◡◔)ノ le sparkle fight!!!!! TEXT FACE FOR THE MEMEZ ;O FOR THE WIN!!!!!!1+100 internets to you my good sir XD (ノヮ)ノ*:・゚ ゚・: *ヽ(ヮヽ) ヽ(◉◡◔)ノ le sparkle fight!!!!! TEXT FACE FOR THE MEMEZ ;O FOR THE WIN!!!!!!1+100 internets to you my good sir XD (ノヮ)ノ*:・゚ ゚・: *ヽ(ヮヽ) ヽ(◉◡◔)ノ le sparkle fight!!!!! TEXT FACE FOR THE MEMEZ ;O FOR THE WIN!!!!!!1+100 internets to you my good sir XD (ノヮ)ノ*:・゚ ゚・: *ヽ(ヮヽ) ヽ(◉◡◔)ノ le sparkle fight!!!!! TEXT FACE FOR THE MEMEZ ;O FOR THE WIN!!!!!!1+100 internets to you my good sir XD (ノヮ)ノ*:・゚ ゚・: *ヽ(ヮヽ) ヽ(◉◡◔)ノ le sparkle fight!!!!! TEXT FACE FOR THE MEMEZ ;O FOR THE WIN!!!!!!1+100 internets to you my good sir XD (ノヮ)ノ*:・゚ ゚・: *ヽ(ヮヽ) ヽ(◉◡◔)ノ le sparkle fight!!!!! TEXT FACE FOR THE MEMEZ ;O FOR THE WIN!!!!!!1+100 internets to you my good sir XD (ノヮ)ノ*:・゚ ゚・: *ヽ(ヮヽ) ヽ(◉◡◔)ノ le sparkle fight!!!!! TEXT FACE FOR THE MEMEZ ;O FOR THE WIN!!!!!!1+100 internets to you my good sir XD (ノヮ)ノ*:・゚ ゚・: *ヽ(ヮヽ) ヽ(◉◡◔)ノ le sparkle fight!!!!! TEXT FACE FOR THE MEMEZ ;O FOR THE WIN!!!!!!1+100 internets to you my good sir XD (ノヮ)ノ*:・゚ ゚・: *ヽ(ヮヽ) ヽ(◉◡◔)ノ le sparkle fight!!!!! TEXT FACE FOR THE MEMEZ ;O FOR THE WIN!!!!!!1
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>>5150864
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>>5150864
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>>5151144
>dubs chek'd
I luv le pig shig <3
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>>5151112
a dancing pepe!
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>>5151349
Ah-bloo-bloo
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>>5151111
WTF UNCHECKED QUADS ON S4S THIS PLACE IS GOING TO SHIT
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>>5151388 dubs checked but s4s is still dead
that rude guy tried to warn us but we didnt listen its all over now s4s has change for the worst all is lost
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Nice dick.
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thats gay
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sounds like an epic win
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>>5151837
>>5151918
stop bumpin this shit fag ass niggasuccas
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damn son chill youre gonna kill my 2day nofap

but i want to be the little girl shh
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I came.
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>>5151988
UNCHECKED DUBS ON [s4s] all is lost
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>>5151999
unchecked trips s4s is dead all is lost
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>>5152027
wew that was a close one. thank you for your service!
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>>5151988 (checked!!!)
Why are you notifying us about that? Why are people always mentioning it on the internet when they came? It's completely trivial information that is not interesting or helpful to anyone in any way. It's not even contributing to you're own exhibitionist fapping experienced because you, as you just reported, already came. What also means you were not horny when you posted this, you were completely sober (at most a little dreamy from fapping to le qt boi pucci story) clicking that reply button and declaring your came-status. How does this work? I was thinking maybe you post it just before you cum so you can still cum to posting it seeing that upload button getting to the 100%. Is that how it works? Pls respond this is le serious question.

Also, i bumped le thread hehe
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My bepis splode
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>>5152083
I just want you to know [s4s] that I'm seconds away from cumming.

I have a dragon dildo in my slutty ass and I'm about to blow the biggest load on the fucking monitor while pretending to be succubus(male).

Here I go, you can react,sage or whatever, I'm gonna cum now <3
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Makes me drool
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gonna give this an aggressive bump
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>>5152348
SAGE!
SAGE!
*bumps le thread lole*
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>>5150864
take your dum mental illness to /b/
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>>5150946
I once made out with my gay friend and I felt nothing so I don't think so fam
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>>5152348
Theres more fags on this thread than all of /k/
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lol it is kinda funny now that I think about it
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i really like to fuck boys and girls asses so a boy girl ass is just a double
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>>5152961
I'm a boy girl. lol
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>>5152977
i would really REALLY like to have SEX in your ass
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>>5152981
Bring it on, big boy.
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>>5150864
why is this getting bumped?
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>>5152984
i will eat the ass first then insert that's my M.O
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>>5152988
Nice M.O. and nice dubs.
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"d-does it make a difference to you that i'm a boy?" and you say "yes...yes it does.. ur a faggot" you walk out and laugh ur ass off and go home go to sleep thinking "wew glad im not gay"
there fixed op
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>>5153031
upsetty upsetty haha you got upsetty some girls are boys GET OVER IT
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>>5152925
Straight people don't kiss other boys anon
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>>5150864
This is just like one of my Japanese animes
Don't be a homo anon, it ain't rad to be a hard gay little twink in a dress
Shame on you and may the itchy dick strike you down
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>>5153159
it ain't rad?
don't talk in that contrived self indulgent way it makes you sound like a big smug pussy
you don't wanna be sounding like a faggot especially when you tying to put someone else down it's embarrassing
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>>5153164
You're beginning to sound like a fukken faggit too mate, bet you suck dicks on the weekend huh?
Some sweaty Filipino dicks in some bathroom stall
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Where were you, when this thread got bumped from page 10?
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>>5150864
could take it or leave it rly, whole part about facial structure is gross why wood u say that i woodnt say that, fucken aspie
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>>5153180
>try hard loser gets roasted into the shadowrealm and responds with 'your gay' in verbose purple prose
this is when you genuinely commit suicide
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>>5153768
fuccin faget go die of aids

>>5153777
trips confrims also stop impostering LoLo
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>>5153808
rude & fanke & wrong stfu !
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yuk
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>>5150864
Y-yeah...real funny bro...
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>>5150864
no
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>>5153789
Hey there! Let's all be mutually accepting, dear [s4s] friends. Also, nice singles to all those that have gone unchecked.
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>>5154603
why this guy cryign?
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A penis is a penis, you can't say it's feminine.
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>>5150864
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>5153152
wrong
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>>5154907
sumthn sumthn jews
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