Introducing

File: GMR4F8tv2.jpg (345KB, 1536x1536px) Image search: [Google]

345KB, 1536x1536px

>>5147947
idient monky

File: nicefuton.jpg (64KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

64KB, 500x500px

>>5147947

File: crystal-lite.png (7KB, 211x197px) Image search: [Google]

7KB, 211x197px

>>5147974
>>5147979
no no this is all wrong.
put monky in there or screw off

wanna lock soda in a prison cell & BEAT monky w/ police baton, breakeen bones cracking soda spitting blood rip apart skin apeshit SCREAMING chimping out, fucken pummel his face to the ground, face unrecognizable, skull chipping thru torn apart complexion w/ each & every reflexive monkey reflex on his face !

1000 degree knife to soda's dirt asshole ! ya, monkey SHOVES DIRT up his butthole ! ! ! 2000 degree knife to soda's crusty yellow ballsack :3

>>5148214
hahah someoney needs a hug!

>>5148408
you made the :3 face i love that! ! ! !

>>5148412
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAANKE

>>5148416
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURK :3:3 :) :] hee hee smiles!

File: monkney-version-mecha-more-sense-fogof.png (830KB, 647x1024px) Image search: [Google]

830KB, 647x1024px

faaanke ur all fanke, fanke all of u , i ponsted the two monky pincter in this thread, everything else fanke

>>5148463
stop posting worst monkey

File: PLUS monkney 00.png (77KB, 1096x707px) Image search: [Google]

77KB, 1096x707px

>>5148465
wat u mean. wat u mean the A-HA-HAABVIOUSLY better loochen monkney that u triny talk sh*nt about cause it SO OBVIOUSE loox bettre than original monkney & u triny talk sh*t 2 get bacc @ how thoroughly i b.t.f.o. u in the past? or u mean soda in general a wornst monkney cause soda stink scalp always worst monkney? if its the first1 i feel bad 4u son even i can admit quality content when it rears its stink-scalp head on this board (get it cause he's rearing his head in that picc)

File: fanke.jpg (19KB, 811x88px) Image search: [Google]

19KB, 811x88px

>>5148463
I....want......to......take.....you.......out......on....a......date!!!

>>5148472
read archive

>>5148483
more of the same denial keep on dreamin

>>5148478
h'haa heh , heh.. a- .. AHA.. hah ..oo-oo AA-AAH

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1itXbwoJ8JW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXUHM4RU4oU

>>5148749
gaay pls leave winstonne u ruina da thread !

a a a n y w a y y y

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iC3kpo9e6i4

>>5148883
shadda faccaouuuuup

File: le meme jew.png (11KB, 655x275px) Image search: [Google]

11KB, 655x275px

>>5148884

>>5148885
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iC3kpo9e6i4

woopsy poodles lol

File: BETTER-monkny-cannot-denie.gif (16KB, 211x220px) Image search: [Google]

16KB, 211x220px

>>5148931
oRiginal mecha-monky poster patient zeroe! ~hug~

FIND UNDERGROUND CRIME KING NATHAN IMMEDIATELY! GIVING GUNS EVERYWHERE, REQUESTING SERVICE!

File: diet-mr-pibb.png (6KB, 211x197px) Image search: [Google]

6KB, 211x197px

>>5148977
winstonne triny be mr original monky man & falling short . . . fucken retart why cant he leave monchy threads alone they are my refuge :(

Bentley urged Sharon Hirren, deliver intel, dial 9 1 1

File: 1484592383543.jpg (135KB, 960x541px) Image search: [Google]

135KB, 960x541px

>>5148980
like jeb bush
>>5148977
happy halloween

>>5148985
ugh shut uuuuuup you are so laaaaaaame this 1a those n*ggas that wont grow up to realize how lame he was , either. this is him, this is him is him, forever. sad in a way, not in another.

>>5148988
you were supposed to respond to this post >>5148985 with something Bush related

>>5148992
brosef--lmao .. let it go ma dude. d*mn you're demented

>>5148993
SO AWFUL, TERRIBLE, AND NAIVE.

>>5148500
That was a really nice date! I enjoyed myself! Thank you for being here with me!

>>5149072
Kindly instigate lethal loot-gain action. "yes sir!"

>>5148996
so reliably cringe . never change i kno u wont
>>5149076
kindly dont replie to my replies, this my replie i earnt, u want a replie, time to sniff some fucken ammonia & wake the hell up cut out the nonsense posts that no1 relates to
>>5149072
lmao thanks u funney

>>5149084
so this is the power of the Israeli soul

>>5148993
>bro
did you just assume my gender

>>5149088
doubles

>>5149099
so this is the power of the r/4chan soul

n*gga thinks hes playen ionospheric cribbage w/ some lame ass acronyms its lich-- no . extra cringe w/ the done2death edge u think u slippen past every1
>>5149099
h'heh. why havent i gotten this replie sooner...

>>5149103
because this is 4chan not redit probably :/\)

>>5149099
>>5149101
>>5149103
>>5149107
The heck everyone? Really I don't even normally encounter viciousness elsewhere. Really, everyone needs decency steroids!

File: 1468334321065.png (78KB, 321x185px) Image search: [Google]

78KB, 321x185px

>>5149107
w00h nailedem

>>5149103
you just debunked all your conspiracy theories in one sentence.

>>5149111
hey i got troubles

>>5149111
you're mom debunked all her marital rites in one evening

>>5149111
trips confirm most conspiracies are john arbuckle's cat or maybe that burro that >>5149117
PREMATURE EJACULATION

File: 1433857244246.png (51KB, 142x146px) Image search: [Google]

51KB, 142x146px

>>5149111
heh wat no faanke i dont have ne theorie faanke
movy quont? movy quont next victim

File: o rite.png (192KB, 425x480px) Image search: [Google]

192KB, 425x480px

>>5149118
o tats rite
thanks for the remember

>>5149121
you believe that inserting subliminal messages into things means that they go into your subconsciousness and poison your mind.
you didn't get any of them on glance. the messages may as well not be there.

File: bishie! !!! .jpg (68KB, 390x293px) Image search: [Google]

68KB, 390x293px

Inuyasha is my bishie!! ! (=^ ◡ ^=) nyaa nyaa!

>>5149129
oh no what is haappen to bishie????????? (=ʘᆽʘ=) kuwai kuwai!!!!!!!

File: 1460408115278.gif (418KB, 461x189px) Image search: [Google]

418KB, 461x189px

>>5149127
h'haaaa-a-a-aa ha .. I BELieve.. i believe cause i invoke the idea 1ce in a while ? .. pls .. 'i believ' . . wat a joek kid .. .
.. .
but mayby i do believ, so, so, so wat, if anything, knowing that they are winstonne ponsts would change how i interpret the hidden messages, i.e. i'd reject them cause i rejected the actual posts 2 begin w/, hah gotcha

damn dude barney actually makes me uncomfortable
i'm actually glad someone is sacrificing their trifecta of human life force to purge this from existence
autismposting is a modern turning water into wine it seems
I hereby support Lee in his spiritual journey as the messiah in the crusade against the Barney menace.

File: Look everyone, it's spongebob SQUAREPANTS! my friend!.png (980KB, 822x722px) Image search: [Google]

980KB, 822x722px

>>5149142

winstonne ruind it AGIAN

>>5149156
>>5148885
I only knew one (1) Jew broad for real in 3rd grade in my Puerto Rican/Black/White Trash infested childhood and she's the only one I regret not truly engaging w/. Being raised as a prudish Christian that did nothing but tell awful jokes fcked me up bad.

File: ??.png (385KB, 678x540px) Image search: [Google]

385KB, 678x540px

>>5149159
what is the point of arousal??

Guys I think some of the people on /qa/ beat most of us over here in irony. The way they go on is admirable. Talk about sacrifice.

>>5149166
>muh /pol/
>muh normies
>muh reddit
>muh animes
>muh mlp
great board

File: himari confuse.png (93KB, 237x295px) Image search: [Google]

93KB, 237x295px

>>5149168
who you're quoting

>>5149168
I know! It's astounding! It's almost like they're having a serious conversation about this stuff but once you watch it for a while you realize it's just a ritualistic motion of posting the same memetic thing. Every day. Occasionally someone will make a nonironic post with some creativity, but it's tremendously rare.

File: 1464963215749.jpg (19KB, 253x296px) Image search: [Google]

19KB, 253x296px

>>5149190
wooh gotem?

>>5149201
yr thread's fucken shit man & every1 kno's it's shit. thread's str8 up borecringe (rhymes w/ orange) worth as much as old booger on my wall. i KICK u in th' nuts. i SHIT on yr front lawn bitsch.

poop chasms

>>5149276
how did you come up with pinot gregorio

WINE IS A MEME DRINK FOR MEMELORDS WHO HAVE MEME WIVES AND MEME FRIENDS GO ON MEME ACTIVITIES WITH THEIR MEME BUSINESS ASSOCIATES AND MEME CHEAT WITH THEIR MEME FLOOZIES

>>5149289
Let me explain to you how this works: you see, the corporations finance Team America, and then Team America goes out... and the corporations sit there in their... in their corporation buildings, and... and, and see, they're all corporation-y... and they make money.

File: ??.jpg (64KB, 675x536px) Image search: [Google]

64KB, 675x536px

>>5149299
what is the point of money??

>>5149313
https://warosu.org/biz/thread/S1731797

>>5149281
lollllllll
i was drunk/stoned and i wanted to post a monkey thread from my phone and i didn't want to make it introducing because i wasn't feeling introducing but i wanted to make it related to my feelings at the time and i wasn't drunk on wine, i was drunk on beer, but i thought of "pinot grigio" then i just typed out pinot gregorio and it probably made me laugh so i posted that joant
i'm sorry if this is disappointing but reality is usually boring that's what i tried to not explain anything to sparkles for so long

be my xman lover. i'll be freaky long hair charles and you be my beast

>>5149354
if you wanna be my lover, friendships never eeeend

>>5149335
h'haaaa u funney!
..course u were. course u were blitzt outta ur mind I knew it. I KNEW it. can we get another real life monky mane pincter like one with loafer pls nother pincter its time

>>5149370
I lost all of my cameras broseph. I'm not alllwayys fucked up but that time in particular was a celebration, i don't usually get that intoxicated tbh i don't even like drinking that much it's kind of like meh

>>5149360
kekkats tore me up so bad for answering posts. no meta he used to scream. wonder what that autistic savant is up to?

>>5149403
probably eating hotdogs and birthday cakes lol

>>5149326
what a pain

is being a dweeb online a marketable skill? i'm exceedingly good at it u no

>>5149411
nice dubs. i think he has another year off college. last i checked he was getting A's and had a bunch of friends. broke as a joke.

File: bioshock.gif (420KB, 250x140px) Image search: [Google]

420KB, 250x140px

kekkats, more normal than me! HA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k76IGLi6jWI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHnTocdD7sk

monito pajotas
como estas?

File: 1455402712068.jpg (755KB, 2560x1536px) Image search: [Google]

755KB, 2560x1536px

>>5149387
lost em. ~frustrated knee slap~ just lost em. lost em all. one's sitten behind yr dresser but u cant be bothered. base board heater melting the plastic meanwhile u lazily wonder wat that smell is. yr fucken go-phone doesnt have one then hm? fucken obamaphone n*gga. whose phone doesnt have a g*dd*mn camera .. that's a borderline security concern. welp thats just great. monky man original true authentic loafer rare pic for prosper-- pr--.. sh*t what'm i.. not prosperity..-- not progeny... f*ck im blanken.. o ya posterity

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--3Za3X_pus

>>5149499
lol i don't even have those slippers or live there anymore, that was two places ago. i move too much. anyway my phone camera was stolen by chimpanzees and i haven't owned a film camera since like 1982, and my other cameras are in storage.

File: 1485194704846.jpg (127KB, 800x600px) Image search: [Google]

127KB, 800x600px

>>5149524
mr monkey ma-- hmm.. im am uncovering misteries of monky mane... u mentioend the 70s too but i thot u were kidden.. &@ least 1 detail in this ponst is fanke.. but.. mr monky interducting man LIKE FORTY YEARS OLD OR SOMETHIN ? LOL WTF.. THIS N*GGA MAD OLD AM I HEARING THAT RITE? WAT IS GOING ON.. PLS ANSWERS

>>5149537
lol i wasn't even born in 1982 it was a jooooooooooooooooooke i also didn't even mention digital cameras

File: apu derpu.jpg (12KB, 238x192px) Image search: [Google]

12KB, 238x192px

>>5149499
r u o k ?

>>5149547
makes me giggle that some random person has a picture of my foot saved on their computer

File: 1483543138751.jpg (170KB, 529x494px) Image search: [Google]

170KB, 529x494px

>>5149543
>>5149549
yea well i thot mayby ur mind went 2 film cause u were old & junk . . . mm idk . . idk i think monchy mane mite be old fart . . . & dont say like -- dont try be mysteriouse & say "believe wat u want.." or something, dont LEAVE me hanging , but i guess i dont expect a straitforwart answer either , so just-- whatever, WAT ever with u . . but -- ok but wwait no come back-- ok can u mayby expand on wat was said in ponst numbre 3115699 saying "butterfly" .. its been seven hundert & seventeen days since that fate ful post yet u have not expanded on saying of : "butterfly" pls , have the ghosts loosened & told u new things 2 tell me? pls expand thx , also so wat, so wat pincter of foot, total of 285 iteme in my intorducting folder most complete intorducting collection in all of time bes believe

File: steven.png (6KB, 428x411px) Image search: [Google]

6KB, 428x411px

>>5149557
>total of 285 iteme in my intorducting folder most complete intorducting collection in all of time bes believe
that's awesome i only have the varations like this saved
>3115699 saying "butterfly"
i cannot tell you this
but to answer that other thing, i'm not that old and honestly if i'm going to live to be 4752 then i'm very young tbh

also
>sleep in heavenly pizza
so good

>>5149572
4752?? WAT DIS MEAN
and WHY "CANT YOU TELL ME THIS", WHY? is there a REASON YOU CANNOT TELL ME THIS or are you particularly uninterested in this aspect of monky mythology?

also I MECH DAT MONKY AHAHHAHA I MADE THAT PARTICULAR MONCHY AHAHAHHHEHEH with original name of "birchbeer" dont doubt it !

File: i am.png (24KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

24KB, 500x500px

>>5149578

"cannot tell you this" CANNOT, use the full CANNOT and not jnust "CANT" meaning its s'posta be profount or somethin.. CANNOT tell u this, seven hundred g*dd*mn days later i cant get a inch outa inter-derp-doodie monchy mecher

>>5149578
yeah i was pretty sure you made that one. i can't tell you because the ghosts still won't let me, also i became a ghost since then and i understand a little better why it's like that. also I'm going to live to be 5000 years old all because of this guy https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aubrey_de_Grey

>>5149583
i'm pretty sure sparkles is a girl but they have not revealed much about themselfs

>>5149595
He sounded pretty manly on our date.

>>5149589
faanke so fanke u only mentionne that ridic age 2 begin with 2 drop this silly refrence ! wat a kook ! u need baby blood bro where u gna get baby blood! full of shiint, next victim

>>5149598
but he was wearing a dress right

>>5149601
dude it's pretty easy to make a baby i don't know if you noticed

>>5149598
HA-HA that was saved from friendley funney anone.. lets see what else i got kicken round that folder...
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zIk9hMuv0b

mweheheh....
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VZL3bpFbcl

>>5149605
oh
yeah i thought that was that drunk guy
then i just figured you were that drunk guy
i'm glad you're not that drunk guy
drinking is pretty wame

>>5149605
>>5149606
jeez how long to vocaroo uploads stay online, forever?

>>5149608
h'haa na reuploaded . .

o.k. 2much has transpired in this monkney thread time for monkney 2 go good bye pls ! help make monkney go good bye ! 2much has transpired ! !

>>5149614
lol u crazy

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

al jarreau just DIED n*gga oh my G*D
me & my friends was jus fukken w/ his jams
holy frick... r.i.p. . . . after all . . .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vg14HPuXLOU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNuonBzGcBs

>>5147947
oh

>>5149973
that's right

>>5149978
h'haaaa old monky mane full of wisdome...

https://youtu.be/WiZRL4Ruel0

>>5147966
>>5148500
>>5148977
>>5148988
>>5149099
>>5149100
>>5149122
>>5149133
>>5149166
>>5149299
>>5149411
>>5149499
dubs
>>5149111
trips