I WANNA FAP BUT MY PARENTS STILL AREN'T LEAVING THE HOUSE

>>5136411
nice dubs, have you ever considered that your life must be pretty awesome if one of your main concerns is waiting for your parents to leave so you can masturbate? like you don't have to worry about rent or bills or being in debt or working or going to school or anything you just have to sit there and wait for your parents to leave so you can touch your dick i mean wow we are living in the greatest of times

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>>5136441
fucking kekked 9.8/10

>>5136411
I will take on your burden. Send the doujinshi to me and I will do the fapping.

>>5136492
I too will share your burden m'dude.

stop masturbating

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>>5136411
*gently massages your back*
mmm yes ur horny but u cant fap HAHAHA

>>5136411
Akiyama Mio-san is the sexiest girl in that gif.

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>>5136441
These are, unironically, the greatest of times.

>and it's only going to get better.

Think about this; at some point between now and the future, the only thing that will be holding people back from having only concerns like waiting until they can touch their benis, is the personal shame they would feel if that's they life they chose to live. A world where the only problems people have are those they choose to consider problems. Can you dare to dream?

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btu also balse

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>>5136411
just go to shower and do it in there

>>5137747
damn bowie got ugly