hey son, we noticed you're always alone in your room on the weekends, so we set you up on a date tonight with that nice neighbor girl. Look, she's here now.
No dad she's gonna laugh at my smoll benis
Hi. I know this great pizza place! want to get a slice?
>>5135312
haha what is that a slice of pizza? oh its so smoll oh lol
>>5135302
Your fortune: Average Luck
...*commits suicide*
I TOLD YOU MOM I DON'T WANT ANY PEOPLE IN MY ROOM ESPECIALLY GIRLS I HAVE MY COMPUTER GODDAMMIT!
i only like to do cums in a PROSITUTE because i don't have to listen to their problems because girls are honestly SO annoying
>>5135320
mkay. ill just go back to my anime waifus
Wha-? Is that your son? God he's so pathetic! He looks like a little kid!
piss off hook nosed rock breaker
>>5135576
GOD DAMNIT MOM! THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS WHEN I MEET A GIRLLLL
trash trying to bully trash being laughed at by trash
if a tree falls in the woods and no one hears it, does it make a sound?
>>5135580
lol, white, but he's blacke
>>5135576
hey... come on... atleast wait until mommy leaves
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dad wth shes in high school ah aint no renko
I hope she laughs at my penis
>>5135772
>>5135772
Why would u show her ur pens on the first date????
>>5136043
Because i have some cool pens and i want to show them to everyone
>>5136170
Cool Pence
>>5135310
kek