Do you think pretending to be all girly and shit will actually

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werked 4 me m8

>>5134080
hi CTS

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>>5134067
Why would I want to be a girl?

>>5134084
I fucking hate programming, I just couldn't get the hang of it. Any tips you could give me?

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>>5134089
maek skyrm clon on vbnet

>>5134089
Simply putting on a pair of panties improves your programming ability by as much as 25%
That and also make sure you program everything in javascript.

>>5134067
u KEEP asken this bro i TOLD u that standing in a MASCULINE DOMINANT position raises testosterone so you could CONCEIVABLY get yourself CLOSER to girldom by DOING girly things but a DOCTOR hasta turn your WEINER inside oout if u wna be gril
>>5134084
so you're not just some ugly obnoxious loser freak wearing long socks? idk

>>5134104
I program in both C# and javascript. Girls underwear seems uncomfortable and I will most likely skip that step. Anything else?

>>5134142
Programming is all about mindset, and getting in the right clothes helps a ton with triple indirection and pointer arithmetic.

At least buy a skirt if you're still unsure.
The rest will come naturally.

>>5134142
If you're going to miss such a key step as pantsu you need to go full out in a dress, long hair and makeup. Try some, tight boxer-briefs. They're not girl's underwear but I think they're still kawaii.

>>5134166
k clickety-clack you're a fucked up failure piece-a shit time ta shut ya mouf retarded dirtbag

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>>5134179
Nobody calls me clickety-clack and gets away with it

>>5134185
h'haaaaaaaaa

>>5134186
guess u still want to fucc cts

>>5134154
>>5134166 (dubs)
I was looking for serious help and tips because I heard there were alot of programmers here. Well the only thing I see is a bunch of dudes dressing up as chicks and pretending to be programmers. I guess I'm on the wrong board for this, so this is goodbye.

>>5134193
Your scepticism will be the downfall of your programming career

>>5134192
w-what? what no,,.. no why.. why did i ever.. did i ever say i did? ... no.. mayby.. idk..

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>>5134154
this to be desu

>>5134193
I also post on /dpt/.
Don't let that perv CTS scare you away from a successful and time tested programming technique

>>5134084
they make keyboards without the numpad?
I need one of those...

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>>5134221
NOT a pervert

>>5134232
I doubt that.

>>5134228
They're called tenkeyless
Bretty good when you just want to relax in bed on your desktop computer.

Do you think pretending to be all girly and shit will actually turn you into a girl?

>>5134895
yes