Why spend a dollar on a bookmark? Why not use the dollar

>>5129187
HUMANS FREQUENTLY BELIEVE THAT THE VALUE OF A THING DOES NOT ALWAYS EQUAL ITS MONETARY VALUE

>>5129187
heh tru... yeh.. yeh tru. im looken up @ ma shelf and seein this stupit little bookmark rug i got as an impulse item years ago... & the wide stitching on the back of it would tend to catch on the pages , potentially compromising their integrity... such a useless piece-a crap. dollar aint really ideal either but any relatively thick paper worx wonders

whoa...... *head explodes*

why not just use a squirrel tail

>>5129321
why not just use a frog's tongue?

>>5129326
it's all wet and stuff

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>>5129328
Insensitive.

>>5129334
no?

>>5129336
showing or feeling no concern for others' feelings.

>>5129339
how?

>>5129187
u get a bookmark
>forfree.jpg
when u buy a book
dummy
git a better bookstore tbh

>>5129343
why don't you like wet? your fingers are wet when you turn the pages yet your xenophobic ass don't complain

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>>5129345
i like how this post was formatted

>>5129347
that's not really the same thing tbh fam, a frog tongue has considerable amounts of moisture on it and placing it upon a paper page would certainly incur all kind of damage and ruin

>>5129355
ever seen the movie Intolerance?
if it were remade, you'd be the leading role, you racist.

>>5129359
frogs arent an race sillyduck

>>5129361
the human race evolved from amphibians and reptiles, silly!

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>>5129188
unchecked dubs s4s is dead all is lost

Why not use my BUTT?! HA!

winstonne haven fun without ME ?? nraouough

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>>5129355
Unchecked dubs, but [s4s] is still alive and there is still hope!

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

winstonne haven fun without ME ?? nraouough

Good point

>>5129187
You make a very good point OP. But Hipsters will always buy bookmarks to try and seem smarter.

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>5130330
h'haaaa
boox too
tsundoku

>>5129187
Dollar is gross, dirty and unclean. It's also very mercantile.

>>5130345
yeh i got new clean crispp dollers once but theyre hard 2 come by

>>5129187
money is not your toy