hey son, we noticed you're always alone in your room on

File: 1479178218524.jpg (105KB, 1033x773px) Image search: [Google]

105KB, 1033x773px

>>5114291
toki wo tomare

>>5114291
But Dad, that's a b-

Now now, don't be trying to get out of this.
Go on a date with her. Get to know her.
She is a nice lonely girl just like you.

But Dad, I'm trying to tell you, that's a bo-

Son, come on, how old are you now?
You're 30, it's time to get out there and mingle with the ladies.
I'll have you know I was 25 when I nailed your mother.

DAD PLS

Yep, back then I was a right stud.
Boned your mother every other day.
Sometimes we did it in the kitchen, in the bath.
We even did it in your bed when you were staying over with your little friend.

FINE I WILL DATE THE BOY.

>>5114319
yare yare daze

>>5114319
why is kenan cosplaying my dad?

File: 901792892-Man-expressing-frustration.jpg (55KB, 450x313px) Image search: [Google]

55KB, 450x313px

>>5114291
MOM I TOLD YOU I DON'T WANT TO HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!
I HAVE THE INTERNET!

File: image.jpg (127KB, 640x640px) Image search: [Google]

127KB, 640x640px

>>5114757
>boy

File: fafa.jpg (74KB, 750x1000px) Image search: [Google]

74KB, 750x1000px

>>5114786

>>5114786
please step on my balls

>>5114771
sorry, I don't read posts by namefigs ツ

File: image.jpg (71KB, 750x562px) Image search: [Google]

71KB, 750x562px

>>5114970

>>5115121
sorry, I don't read posts by namefigs ツ

>>5115121
Name of that girl (missing_data)?

File: image.png (3KB, 162x113px) Image search: [Google]

3KB, 162x113px

>>5115174
here you go

>>5115237
sorry, I don't read posts by namefigs ツ