Introducing (lol) the new BullyGirl© HugeDildo™ Reminder™ series.
Pleasure yourself or your partner while also reminding how woefully inadequate your or your partner's penis is.
Available in a variety of sizes and colors starting at 23cm of length and 15cm of girth. Both inert and vibrating models available. Also, a special model is available with a built-in speaker that emits recorded samples of the real Bully Girl voice, such as:
"Now THIS is what a real cock looks like."
"What's that tiny thing between your legs?"
and "Wow, you're such a loser", as well as many other classic and new phrases. Fully programmable and includes a USB cable for connecting it your PC, also includes a CD with the drivers for Windows XP through 10 and Mac OS, plus a variety of tutorials and an exclusive digital coupon that can be used for a rebate of up to $30 in selected products in our online store and other partner's.
>>5093534
Does it come in aryan colours?
rebort for advertise lel
>>5093534
Girls won't say shit about a guy's dick unless they're trying to be hurtful.
.t a non penis owner
I would unironically buy this.
>tfw it isn't real
hurt me felins :(
>>5093547
We can unironically start a kickstarter for it if you want. Putting a speaker in a dildo should not be hard.
give me 7 OP
>>5093588
unchecked dubs s4s is dead all is lost