guys my laptop broke and i cant jerk off comfortably on my bed any more and i dont like fappin' off mynaughty boywhen sitting down on my hard chair what do i do>??????
>>5085345
commit suicide ironically as a prank
buy a bunch of duct tape
hanging your moniter from the cieling
pay furfag to masturbate u while u watch the screen
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH
>>5085352
http://www.gorillatough.com/gorilla-black-duct-tape
You could use your phone or tablet.
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger