Masterbating releases a small amount of dopamine, causing that blissful feeling when you shoot your goo my dude, but why does watching anime give you the same feeling? Short answer: it doesn't. In fact, I have discovered the true compound in the body that is released while witnessing kawaii anime grills, a new neurotransmitter! Much like dopamine, it too leaves you in euphoria. I am appropriately naming this new compound 'dope-anime'.
I shall submit my findings to scientific universities across the globe! 2017 will be the year of dope-anime!
why do i feel so guilty after masturbating to anime then. explaisn that on sceince
not bad very genius how will you celebrate dude
Your fortune: Average Luck
>>5064914
but wut if u inject a anime
>>5064919
Experiencing dopamine and dope-anime seems to overload the neurons in the brain, causing them to exhaust themselves further leading to temporary psychosis. Perhaps once dope-anime becomes more well known we'll have a cute for this. Or at least medicine to help calm the side effects, like taking prozac for depression.
>>5064964
bwo taking that stuff is what CAUSED this
you are just an ILLUMINATI QUACK doc bent on DESTWOYEEING the NEATO MOSQUITO YOUNG MAYWL PWESENCE on this PWANE OF EXISTENCE
YOU have an AGENDA against the CWYSTAL LOLIS which inhabit the CUTE CUTE boys that the WOMEN BERATE for an INABILITY to LE CARE about your le FEMINIST ideawls and ACADEMIA WETOWIC
>>5064940
Oh my yes, if you were to inject the entire amount of dope-anime found throughout the entire series of an anime, you would most likely overdose on dope-anime. I definitely wouldn't suggest this.
>>5064974
Now little anime girl, I will have you know I am a man of SCIENCE, I assure you dope-anime is not 'quackery'.
>>5064984
i'm not taking ur stoopid dwugs
i'm not gibing you my GUBERNMENTS monee to PWOVIDE me wit teh dwugs dat tuwn me into a WALLKING EMBAWASMENT
i dun cawe WHAT you CAWL IT its WAME and i dun WAN IT ! !! !! ! ! !
*BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP*
>>5065010
*sniff sniff*
>>5065010
How rood. Yuo mkae me angery
>>5064998
My dear girl, you do not know that of which you speak. Dope-anime is not a drug, but rather, in layman's terms, it is a FEELING. It's the FEELING you get when you look at keksandra, it's the FEELING you get when you see berry, it is even the feeling you get when you see cute anime bois.
>>5065018
i wike tat feewing a wot!
i was tawking abowt ur ENDOWSMENT of teh ESS ESS ARE EYES for FIXN what NEEDS le hewlp
>>5065036
Oh yes, dependency on medication might not fit everyone's morals, but don't think of medicine as 'drugs' think of them as 'happy candies'. Well esforce, I must be off, much paperwork that needs to be done. Toodaloo...
>>5065144
EBEN! !
WORS!! !! !
HAPPY CANDEESS?????
GET WEEL!
>>5065144
>44
>dubs
That sounds pretty cool. In fact, I'd go so far as to call it ‘dope’.