Did you know that the closer you are to a black hole, the slower

I walked by taco kid's mom on one occasion and that slung me five years into the future

>>5059515

Taco kids mom got fired from the spermbank for drinking on the job

taco kids mom was on top of me in bad and she went ow and i said what happen taco kids mom and she said i burn my ass on the light bulb

Taco kids mom knew the Burger King when he was just a prince

taco kid mom so ugly that when she enter a local ugly contest she got disqualified for being a professional

>>5059507
Thats the right place for Trump

>>5060098
its a better place for winy liberal baby's that got their way for the last 8 years and won't shut their blabber holes

>>5060104
I thought he meant that by preserving trump in the slow time field we could have him our starfaring empire in the year 3017

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>>5059507

taco kid's mom pushed my turtle down a flight of stairs once

then she tried to rape me

>>5059507
i want to get succ by a black hole

>>5060142
oh ok then thats fine

Hello dark handsome stranger

>>5059507
gravity slows time, not just black holes.

>>5060571
so do relativist speeds and negative matter

I'm turning into spaghetti

>>5060575
i am aware of that