HOW DOES ONE SHITPOST ON A BOARD RESERVED FOR SHITPOSTING?!

>>5058363
easy, just put something in the name field and your post is guaranteed to be 100% pure shit

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>>5058363
literally, of course

shit

Your fortune: Bad Luck

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I find the best way is to anti-shitpost, try to create an actual intellectual discussion which will hurt the brains of the retards who post here

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>>5058367
LIKE THIS?

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>>5058375
its funney when you comtemplate the irony of a nonshit being shitposting on a shitpoist board

>>5058367
LMAO FUCK OFF BRAH QUIT BULLYING LE NAMEFIGS SWAGLORD SAID THEY'RE COOL

ALSO I LOVE LOLIS

>>5058363
That guy has pretty big lips. Is he allergic to something?

>>5058363
So you want to be a shitposter, huh?
It's not easy.

This guide will teach you "thirty second shitpost" technique.

The basis of "thirty second shitpost" is lowercase typing only. No capitalization or punctuation. It reflects the very nature of the "thirty second shitpost".

"What should my post contain?"
The content of the post is a reflection of your spirit. As this is the "thirty second shitpost" you should approach your keyboard with the intention of shitposting and let it flow.

At first, you might feel daunted. In this case you may look at current shitposting trends and draw inspiration from them.
As a beginner, you may copy a shitpost you have seen before and give it your own distinct touch. As you do this you will begin to get the feel and develop your own style.

As with all arts, the proper form is important. Shitposting is not as abstract as it seems.

Emoticons are allowed. However, xD, ;_;, :3 are the marks of an amateur and are to be avoided.
Genuine typing errors should be left in, but not made on purpose. Even a non-shitposter can discern an intentional typo from an unintentional one, and you will lose credibility.
There is one exception. Leaving the "S" off of words that should be pluralized. Used sparingly, this can boost your shitposting power by 15%.

Poor grammar is acceptable. Take a moment of deliberation to see if your post could benefit from it.
Many shitposts stand or fall on this point alone.

"Thirty second shitpost" technique does not place great emphasis on image uploaded. Though an advanced technique is re-using an image to establish a truly epic shitpost.

Use these guidelines as a foundation. You will discover unwritten rules as you progress.

It's said that a master cannot make a shitpost in thirty seconds, but thirty shitposts in a second.
This guide too, was made in thirty seconds.

So good luck! Find your own style and perfect it!

I look forward to seeing the power of your "thirty second shitpost"! がんばって!

>>5058428
Thank you sensei

>>5058428
shitposters are fuck ing faggot like you fucker

>>5058856
intentional

red flag

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excellent thread 10 / 10

>>5058363
I just be myself.