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>be me, 17 year-old cuck >taking break from eating pizza

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>be me, 17 year-old cuck
>taking break from eating pizza after eating straight pizza for a week bcus mom can't cook when one of her arms are broken
>asks mom if we could get something else for a change
>mom asks what I want
>say "what about chinese food?"
>she calls the chinese restaurant only to find out they close early on weekdays
>what the fuck kind of shit is this
>ask what other options there are
>"we could order something at Leona's"
>tell her anything but pizza
>she mistakes "but" with "with"
>she orders pizza

>half hour later and Leona's guy comes in with pizza and some tofu shit
>mfw the pizza isn't even good
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i'm going to mistake your but with something else... heh...
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>>5047972
wow that suckk... I See you like death grip.. "Lord of the game"a death grip s song
yuh!
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>>5047972
>cuck
rude post!
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>>5047999

nice trips m8
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>>5047972
ur mom is pussy I had arm surgerys get metal rods in there and cooks shrimp Alfredo the same day with my non-dominate hand
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>>5047972
that's pretty post-modern
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