> Brother, may I have some oats?
Nay, brother. You may not have my oats.
> Please, brother. I request that I may use but a single oat.
Nay, brother. These oats are mine.
> But brother. I will provide payment for use an oat.
Nay, brother. Not a single time will I provide you with oats.
For you see, the oats are a sacred symbol. In 1906, there were two pigs on a farm much like us.
And the lord said to them "You are my chosen ones. You must keep the oats safe until the time comes when they may be used. You do not know when the time will come, but it will happen and the oats must be kept safe until then."
I am one of these guardians of the oat, and they will not yet be used. Nor will they be used within our lifetime. It is this much that I know.
>>5040193
But you see, brother, the time has come, and I am the one that the oats have been guarded all this time for!
>>5040331
Nay, brother.
>>5040193
Brother, I request that you bequeath your oats onto me.
i don't understand this meme but it seems really stupid and i'm sure it originated on some stupid board i don't care about
>>5040193
those are cowes you fucking idiot
>>5040193
quoting whom?
>>5040555 frog twips
>>5040552
rude boy back to b